Hanhiero
@hanhiero.bsky.social
I’m lawyering, I’m a lawyer, I law.
I’m “googling ‘Joe Rogan rotator cuff Mexico stem cells’” years old now. That’s 51 btw. Don’t judge me. He can’t be wrong about everything.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m “googling ‘Joe Rogan rotator cuff Mexico stem cells’” years old now. That’s 51 btw. Don’t judge me. He can’t be wrong about everything.
In truth, this is how weirdos got to be in control over the last two decades: They showed up to meetings consistently. And barely if ever acted normal.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
In truth, this is how weirdos got to be in control over the last two decades: They showed up to meetings consistently. And barely if ever acted normal.
I did not want to go to see Christmas lights at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens but then this happened.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I did not want to go to see Christmas lights at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens but then this happened.
Leave it to the tech industry to make me rethink “fundamentalism is bad.” Like if we could bring back the Inquisition for just this one really specific bit of heresy…
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Leave it to the tech industry to make me rethink “fundamentalism is bad.” Like if we could bring back the Inquisition for just this one really specific bit of heresy…
I told Siri to stop playing music when really it was Alexa playing music. And now things are all awkward at my house.
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I told Siri to stop playing music when really it was Alexa playing music. And now things are all awkward at my house.
The ratio is probably commensurate with the amount of rights and access to due process.
The US is overlawyered and could learn from Beijing’s laser focus on technical innovation, a new book argues
China Is Run by Engineers, and the US by Too Many Lawyers
In his new book, Dan Wang argues that America is too good at making rules, and could learn from Beijing’s laser focus on technical innovation.
bloom.bg
August 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The ratio is probably commensurate with the amount of rights and access to due process.
Wait—did it fail? Lol no I’m not reading this article.
Bluesky was doomed to fail. Here’s why. Users tried to re-create Twitter, and that progressive Bluesky bubble burst, hurting liberals and their causes, by @mcmegan.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202... via @postopinions.bsky.social
Opinion | The Bluesky bubble hurts liberals and their causes
The social media network was doomed to fail as progressives tried to re-create old Twitter.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wait—did it fail? Lol no I’m not reading this article.
I, a homeowner who has not updated his language, am hiding under the bed for when the language police get here.
But for the “ordinary people with normal jobs” camp, the language absolutely changed and you had no say in it. You can check Zillow and Redfin right now- they do not have “master bedroom” anymore. Every homeowner had to update their language.
April 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I, a homeowner who has not updated his language, am hiding under the bed for when the language police get here.
Bro that’s not what’s doing that
Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.
April 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bro that’s not what’s doing that
I bring civil fraud cases, and I tell my clients that even if I draft the indictment, and cross-tab the evidence, and color-code it, the chances of LE being interested or capable of proceeding with it is depressingly slim. Training for it is not where the resources go.
Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.
On a 2023 earnings call, Elon Musk boasted that Tesla had bagged “over 1 million” Cybertruck reservations and that “demand is off the charts.”
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
So why has the company still sold less than 50,000 trucks since customer deliveries began 14 months ago?
March 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I bring civil fraud cases, and I tell my clients that even if I draft the indictment, and cross-tab the evidence, and color-code it, the chances of LE being interested or capable of proceeding with it is depressingly slim. Training for it is not where the resources go.
I’m many years ahead of you on that boycott, boss
March 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m many years ahead of you on that boycott, boss
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[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is
And then all at once, an entire city said in unison “oh shut up Tom”
February 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And then all at once, an entire city said in unison “oh shut up Tom”
I want to be mad and invested in this new fight but I just don’t have that many opportunities to refer to the Gulf of Mexico in daily conversation. Just know I’m trying to work it in more, though. #doingmypart
January 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I want to be mad and invested in this new fight but I just don’t have that many opportunities to refer to the Gulf of Mexico in daily conversation. Just know I’m trying to work it in more, though. #doingmypart
Yeah I’ve read a few of those and I think you have to get through a pretty unpleasant bit before you get to cool animals roaming around re-wilded cities.
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yeah I’ve read a few of those and I think you have to get through a pretty unpleasant bit before you get to cool animals roaming around re-wilded cities.
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For reference, this is the set of menu options (under Admin Console > Generative AI > Gemini for Workspace) that SHOULD be available for everyone but are not.
January 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
For reference, this is the set of menu options (under Admin Console > Generative AI > Gemini for Workspace) that SHOULD be available for everyone but are not.
Look terriers are fast and noisy and it’s sometimes it’s hard to count them when they won’t be still. I stand with the USA here. But is this like an asset forfeiture…? This is a crazy small number of dogs for the DEA to take an interest in.
APPROXIMATELY.
The Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against approximately two dogs.
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Look terriers are fast and noisy and it’s sometimes it’s hard to count them when they won’t be still. I stand with the USA here. But is this like an asset forfeiture…? This is a crazy small number of dogs for the DEA to take an interest in.
If Yellowstone is a spiritual sequel to Lonesome Dove, then yes, a beloved character indeed has to get randomly kicked to death by a horse near the end of the story.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
If Yellowstone is a spiritual sequel to Lonesome Dove, then yes, a beloved character indeed has to get randomly kicked to death by a horse near the end of the story.
I was just about to get up and go for a run but now that’s clearly impossible
November 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I was just about to get up and go for a run but now that’s clearly impossible
Everyone enjoyed today’s hike, which turned into a ride for some.
November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Everyone enjoyed today’s hike, which turned into a ride for some.
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
All I learned from the Tyson/Paul fight is that I want more Lennox Lewis/Evander Holyfield commentary. They could take their Waldorf and Statler routine to some other sports. Start with tennis and golf probably.
November 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
All I learned from the Tyson/Paul fight is that I want more Lennox Lewis/Evander Holyfield commentary. They could take their Waldorf and Statler routine to some other sports. Start with tennis and golf probably.
-White water raft guide
-Carpenter
-Olympic baggage handler
-Estimator
-Water authority chairman
-Carpenter
-Olympic baggage handler
-Estimator
-Water authority chairman
Okay, this is a kind of fun prompt.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- cable access TV staffer
- telephone fundraiser
- phone bank manager
- fundraising project manager
- valet parker
- various campaign jobs
- researcher for book about Texas county law
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- cable access TV staffer
- telephone fundraiser
- phone bank manager
- fundraising project manager
- valet parker
- various campaign jobs
- researcher for book about Texas county law
November 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
-White water raft guide
-Carpenter
-Olympic baggage handler
-Estimator
-Water authority chairman
-Carpenter
-Olympic baggage handler
-Estimator
-Water authority chairman