Haha true. I unlocked the secret ship as a kid but tried playing a few months ago and couldn’t even beat the first level

Einhander

Hips don’t lie

I still do exactly this with my wife sometimes, like honestly it is an unmatched series of activities

Eh it has some benefits too I guess but also my knees click now

I’m trying to arrange one afternoon to play gears of war with my buddy and our target is anytime in the next 6 weeks 😕

Hell yeah, that rules

Teddy Ruxpin in the microwave ass voice

My favorite kind of post tbh

A lot of people who write think pieces for a living are just dumbasses with a connection

I don't know who did it, but you're the one who choose to inflict it upon me

That’s the reason for the season (slurping up rat and philanderer blood)

I’m guessing something in the honey bbq family. At least a cousin of honey bbq

I put together my daughter’s Barbie dream house Christmas Eve night while watching this one on an iPad to the side

Themes of found family, creepy uncle, setting boundaries with family…. That’s Christmas baby