HandsomeRay
@handsomeray.bsky.social
Gamer (derogatory), writer (bad), reader (passable), Wife Guy
DMs open
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Twitch, other socials, writing, etc:
https://linktr.ee/wrwatts
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Can you believe that I actually heavily self censor on this platform
Bad news - the James Sunderland jacket makes you look like Steve Bannon if you’re also frowning
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bad news - the James Sunderland jacket makes you look like Steve Bannon if you’re also frowning
Anyone that makes slop food for reels should have to eat it all at gunpoint
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Anyone that makes slop food for reels should have to eat it all at gunpoint
4 or 40
Wearing my Bart Simpson tshirt and playing Fortnite
Wearing my Bart Simpson tshirt and playing Fortnite
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
4 or 40
Wearing my Bart Simpson tshirt and playing Fortnite
Wearing my Bart Simpson tshirt and playing Fortnite
I could never play a tcg because I feel like I just bought some Lorcana cards and there’s already a new set out
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I could never play a tcg because I feel like I just bought some Lorcana cards and there’s already a new set out
If we were in the movie it’d be “Hi My Love” 😍 😎
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If we were in the movie it’d be “Hi My Love” 😍 😎
Hey it’s soup FRIDAY I’m a little drunk but we made soup and it fucking ruled
Brown like a pound of hot sausage
Take it out
Do the aromatics (onions, celery, garlic)
Butter flour chicken broth uhhh crushed red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper salt
Oh yeah potatoes
It’s so good
Brown like a pound of hot sausage
Take it out
Do the aromatics (onions, celery, garlic)
Butter flour chicken broth uhhh crushed red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper salt
Oh yeah potatoes
It’s so good
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hey it’s soup FRIDAY I’m a little drunk but we made soup and it fucking ruled
Brown like a pound of hot sausage
Take it out
Do the aromatics (onions, celery, garlic)
Butter flour chicken broth uhhh crushed red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper salt
Oh yeah potatoes
It’s so good
Brown like a pound of hot sausage
Take it out
Do the aromatics (onions, celery, garlic)
Butter flour chicken broth uhhh crushed red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper salt
Oh yeah potatoes
It’s so good
Got about 40% drunk while making soup and it’s kind of turned into a sexual experience
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Got about 40% drunk while making soup and it’s kind of turned into a sexual experience
Put a joke in a work email then heard two of my employees laughing their asses off
Fucking got em
Fucking got em
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Put a joke in a work email then heard two of my employees laughing their asses off
Fucking got em
Fucking got em
Somebody post one of those anonymous question things, I got some crazy shit to get off my chest and I want to make it your problem
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Somebody post one of those anonymous question things, I got some crazy shit to get off my chest and I want to make it your problem
Kinda hope Trump did blow Clinton because of how many extremely rageful Thanksgiving dinners it would cause
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Kinda hope Trump did blow Clinton because of how many extremely rageful Thanksgiving dinners it would cause
Trying to figure out some good 90s movies to watch during Friendsgiving that we haven't already watched at an earlier friendsgiving and that don't contain any slurs or transphobia (difficulty level: extreme)
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trying to figure out some good 90s movies to watch during Friendsgiving that we haven't already watched at an earlier friendsgiving and that don't contain any slurs or transphobia (difficulty level: extreme)
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CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP: On Grief & Horror
My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP: On Grief & Horror
My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
My FREE, VIRTUAL master class for the Western Colorado University Graduate Program in Creative Writing is next Monday, November 17! You do not need to be affiliated with Western or have prior writing experience to attend. Tell your friends!
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🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁
We're giving away a 51-Piece ToeJam & Earl sticker pack!
To enter:
- Follow
- Comment Below
Winner will be randomly selected on 11/17/25.
We're giving away a 51-Piece ToeJam & Earl sticker pack!
To enter:
- Follow
- Comment Below
Winner will be randomly selected on 11/17/25.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
🎁 GIVEAWAY 🎁
We're giving away a 51-Piece ToeJam & Earl sticker pack!
To enter:
- Follow
- Comment Below
Winner will be randomly selected on 11/17/25.
We're giving away a 51-Piece ToeJam & Earl sticker pack!
To enter:
- Follow
- Comment Below
Winner will be randomly selected on 11/17/25.
Tapping the sign
Would be better if everyone only got like 1 or 2 reposts a day
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tapping the sign
Lemme get Brundlefly in Fortnite
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Lemme get Brundlefly in Fortnite
I think if I was that guy in Downsizing and I downsized and my wife didn’t I dunno that shit might turn me into an incel
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I think if I was that guy in Downsizing and I downsized and my wife didn’t I dunno that shit might turn me into an incel
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Hey! I'm looking for people to help me with game/puzzle design to make a demo for my game. This is a paid position but I’ve got a small budget right now so I can’t pay industry rates, but the goal is to use the demo to find a publisher. Drop me a DM if you’re interested!
#gamedev #indiegame #unreal
#gamedev #indiegame #unreal
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey! I'm looking for people to help me with game/puzzle design to make a demo for my game. This is a paid position but I’ve got a small budget right now so I can’t pay industry rates, but the goal is to use the demo to find a publisher. Drop me a DM if you’re interested!
#gamedev #indiegame #unreal
#gamedev #indiegame #unreal
Just occurred to me for the first time in 40 years that I could ask my mom’s brothers what my dad was like
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just occurred to me for the first time in 40 years that I could ask my mom’s brothers what my dad was like
My beautiful and perfect wife bought me a large pizza and a dozen hot wings because I’ve been yapping about them for like three weeks and when I got home from picking them up she surprised me with a modified photo album that has all my mom’s handwritten recipes in it
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My beautiful and perfect wife bought me a large pizza and a dozen hot wings because I’ve been yapping about them for like three weeks and when I got home from picking them up she surprised me with a modified photo album that has all my mom’s handwritten recipes in it
When the hot wing smell fills the entire car on the drive home with dinner >>>>>>
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When the hot wing smell fills the entire car on the drive home with dinner >>>>>>
Can’t even imagine the awful personality on someone who gets their AI prompt put on Disney+
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Can’t even imagine the awful personality on someone who gets their AI prompt put on Disney+
Sometimes I’m cooking squid ink pasta, sometimes I’m having beer and nuggies for dinner
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sometimes I’m cooking squid ink pasta, sometimes I’m having beer and nuggies for dinner
Very important announcement sent to my book club discord today
Don’t forget you can always DM to join lmao
Don’t forget you can always DM to join lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Very important announcement sent to my book club discord today
Don’t forget you can always DM to join lmao
Don’t forget you can always DM to join lmao
Scammers have really robbed us of the whimsy of messages that were actually sent by mistake
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Scammers have really robbed us of the whimsy of messages that were actually sent by mistake
My direct report and I ranting about AI while the students look 5% uncomfortable 😬
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My direct report and I ranting about AI while the students look 5% uncomfortable 😬