Nicky Gee
handballhappy.bsky.social
Nicky Gee
@handballhappy.bsky.social
Australian. Tax accountant. Slowly approaching retirement. Son of one of The Few. Amateur storyteller?
A normal working person reaches retirement and may be lucky enough to have, say, $450k in super...but as it has come from being an employee all their working life it is likely that the balance is 100% taxable component. Upon death, if the funds are going to a non-dependent, it will be taxed. 1/
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's obvious I am not a fan of the current Aust super system and it's tax set up...but, play by the rules that are currently in play and do not feel guilty if you are seeking advantage by them.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Some AFL teams need to start picking teams - in particular defenders - based on who they play!
Dockers are classics...Coach loves his big 3 (Pearce, Cox and Ryan) and picks all the time. But when they see small forward lines, one or two of them are mismatched and found wanting (& lumbering)
May 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why not do simple rather than complicated re the >$3m super earnings tax? Dont have to bring unrealised gains into it. Anything over $150,000 taxable earnings in a year gets hit with 15% tax.
I would go simpler if I had my chance but this is an idea.
May 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Suns v Crows a beauty. Of course, I tipped incorrectly!
April 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by Nicky Gee
Prime Minister Keir Starmer pays tribute to John 'Paddy' Hemingway - the last surviving Battle of Britain pilot who has died aged 105
#PMQs
March 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
For those AFL followers based in US, who like the game seeing how it is played recently, I suggest some youtubing Open Mike (with Mike Sheahan) interviews, and maybe some State of Origin/Grand Finals games of the 1980's. More man on man contests with players more positional. Fast and high scoring.
March 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Rights and freedoms for pronouns...great trade!
February 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
T :Wow! That' a great drive. One of the greatest I think. I do alot of great things. And that's the greatest drive, maybe in the history of golf.
ODDJOB: *whispering* It's splashed into the water, Sir.
T: I don't visit the water. You know what to do.
OJ places ball next to pin.
Partner Norman claps.
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
BILL : Sounds like a fair deal to me Macca. Oh, and next watch, do your full shift....you owe me some minutes now.

Bill exits, and Macca moves in and sits down stewing.

KENDALL : Archie. Get the team together after your tea. Say, before I warm her up in 15 minutes.

Kendall exits the mess area.
December 4, 2024 at 10:13 AM
KENDALL : You'll learn to pick on people your own size.

Macca laughs at the difference in their physical appearances, as he towers over the smaller Kendall.

KENDALL : I wasn't talking about your height...or weight.

Bill gets up and walks over to leave the mess.
December 4, 2024 at 10:09 AM
KENDALL : Tell you what, leave my men alone and I'll give you a free swing at me. You find me when we get home safe and sound, and you can throw a punch at me. I won't even fight back! I'll give you one hour after we dock to find me.
MACCA : You'll do a runner you useless piece of shit.
December 4, 2024 at 10:06 AM
KENDALL : If you have a problem with my team then have a go at me. Right? Not them.
MACCA : I'll have a go at you alright. I'll knock you to kingdom come.
KENDALL : OK. But not today. Or any day we're at sea, if you know what's good for you.
December 4, 2024 at 10:02 AM
MACCA : Making sure the real workers are looked after before the hangers on.
KENDALL : Archie works bloody hard. All my team do.
MACCA : Don't see your crew do any watches. From what I see all you do is eat, drink, sleep...and shit!
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 AM
A small ruckus at the counter as Macca enters and pushes Archie out of the way and gets a mug of tea and sandwich before him.
Kendall excuses himself from Bill's company and heads to the fracas building.
KENDALL : Archie? You ok?
MACCA : Biggles to the rescue
KENDALL : Is tgere a problem Macca?
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 AM
BILL : You haven't met my father!

KENDALL : You've got a father?! From what the men have been calling you behind your back I didn't think you had one.

A laugh for both and then more silence as they finish their tea. Kendall is rarely quiet in company.

BILL : You'll do fine, son. You'll do fine.
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
KENDALL :...They know we will be crossing today. And today, of all days, the ceiling lifts!

A long silence.

BILL : Luckily I redid my will yesterday then

KENDALL : Am I in it?

BILL : Yeah. I'm giving you my debts.

KENDALL : I'm no lawyer but don't think that's how it works.
November 23, 2024 at 1:11 AM
KENDALL : Iforgot about that. You need a better union, comrade! Don't do this run again.

BILL : I heard you. I won't be volunteering, I guarantee you that.

A lull.

KENDALL : They know where we are. They know when we left Murmansk. Bet they know when the other convoy left Iceland...
November 23, 2024 at 1:07 AM
BILL : Can't. Wife wouldn't let me. It's why our marriage works! Got to earn a living. Besides, it's not voluntary anymore.
Look, I believe you John.
Y'know it's even worse for us merchant seamen. If we are sunk on a private ship we stop being paid from the time we're sunk.
November 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
KENDALL : When the weather allows it, and they're organised, they will attack, attack, and attack. For days! Maybe convoys can get further from the coast but once they have a bead on a convoy it's going to be carnage. Only one plane with you after escort leaves....well, stay at home Bill.
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
BILL : You think this trip's been cold. Getting ice off the ship 24 hours a day so the ship wont tip over with the weight! Being careful not to let skin touch bare metal. But your right. Rather that than getting sunk. Don't have many minutes in that water...not enough to get to Iceland (laughing).
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
KENDALL : Nice one. No. "Into the valley of death they rode"

BILL : Tennyson. "Ours is not to reason why, just to do or die"...or something like that.

KENDALL : Well, it's going yo be like that. Winter you get light and weather protection.

BILL : Done one of those winter runs.
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
KENDALL : Better weather so they can takeoff. More planes at the Norwegian airfields. And their pilots are good! They don't lack skill...or courage. They'll do what's ordered.
It'll be like that poem. What's the name of it?

BILL : There once was a man from Nantucket?

Kendall laughs.
November 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
KENDALL : You saw how they went at us on the way over. Three ships down in a few minutes. And that's when they're not that organised! And early May. By mid-summer it's going to be light all the time and they're going to be organised.

Bill nods knowingly
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
KENDALL : Four convoys is enough. A year gone by...
Bill, if you get the choice, din't do this run again.

BILL : Sometimes you dont get a choice.

KENDALL : But if you do. That's what I'm saying.
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM