John Hancock
hancockofthewalk.bsky.social
John Hancock
@hancockofthewalk.bsky.social
I lick garbage cans
You’re missing out on so many CDs being sold on marketplace
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’d trade all of the streaming for one more ride on BMG’s “12 cds for the price of 1”
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Good (bad) thing nothing matters
August 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hahahahaha
August 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All of the major network streaming platforms (including Netflix) are pure shit. They’re obsessed with dumb algorithms and don’t bother with simple useful functionality. Really… I can’t just access an alphabetical list of available movies… really?
August 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My favorite thing that Ben Mankiewicz (of TCM) rambles about is that no movie should be more than 90 minutes. I super duper agree with this.
August 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wait… is this not the standard “war of the worlds” story? What is happening?
August 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is the reason that I come here; to find out about absurd movies that I don’t know about
August 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’d settle for fatal necrotizing fasciitis
August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Best ever
August 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My daughter is having a delightful time in Ohio without us. Amanda and I are enjoying delicious dinner at Mezcal.
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Maybe imaginary ingredients? Snozberries?
July 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Internet was a mistake. That’s the most accurate statement of the millennium
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve watched exactly one movie this MONTH. It was Shrek
June 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cold pizza always tastes better than microwaved pizza. Also, I’m too impatient to preheat the oven. Instant pot pizza is the answer. That all being said… I agree that most rules don’t apply before 9 AM
June 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sorry… I only accept bits from you
June 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM