Maybe just a tiny electric shock any time somebody suggests leveraging AI for some feature that nobody wants
September 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Maybe just a tiny electric shock any time somebody suggests leveraging AI for some feature that nobody wants
So mad that I have to wait for more episodes of The Paper. Bring back 22 episodes in a season immediately! Fuck every god damn mother fucking thing about this piece of shit current era.
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So mad that I have to wait for more episodes of The Paper. Bring back 22 episodes in a season immediately! Fuck every god damn mother fucking thing about this piece of shit current era.
I have more in common with a potted plant than I do with these people who hang out on their docked boats outside of college football games.
August 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have more in common with a potted plant than I do with these people who hang out on their docked boats outside of college football games.
I have nothing in common with someone who would not immediately delete an email with the subject “Try GPT-5 For Free”.
Full disclosure: I have completely replaced Google Search with Gemini for all random questions.
So maybe I’m full of shit.
Full disclosure: I have completely replaced Google Search with Gemini for all random questions.
So maybe I’m full of shit.
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have nothing in common with someone who would not immediately delete an email with the subject “Try GPT-5 For Free”.
Full disclosure: I have completely replaced Google Search with Gemini for all random questions.
So maybe I’m full of shit.
Full disclosure: I have completely replaced Google Search with Gemini for all random questions.
So maybe I’m full of shit.
Ok. Time to see what all of this Larry Sanders hullabaloo is about. The first episode better be good!
August 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok. Time to see what all of this Larry Sanders hullabaloo is about. The first episode better be good!
Annette Funicello is my favorite Ska band
August 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Annette Funicello is my favorite Ska band
I just learned that Alfred Hitchcock was a loathsome piece of garbage. It’s getting hard to keep track. But, I found a shortcut. Is it a man with an overtraining of money and/or power? Then, just assume he’s ruined the lives of some women.
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I just learned that Alfred Hitchcock was a loathsome piece of garbage. It’s getting hard to keep track. But, I found a shortcut. Is it a man with an overtraining of money and/or power? Then, just assume he’s ruined the lives of some women.
Don’t mind me. Just enjoying some of my homemade pecan butter
July 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Don’t mind me. Just enjoying some of my homemade pecan butter
Sell me a device that easily removes the hair that lives between the husk and the corn
June 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sell me a device that easily removes the hair that lives between the husk and the corn
The biggest problem we’re facing is that we insist on prefacing every sentence with “I mean”. I mean, we’ll never beat fascism until we learn how to speak without filler words. Seriously though, it’s insane how much we all do this.
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The biggest problem we’re facing is that we insist on prefacing every sentence with “I mean”. I mean, we’ll never beat fascism until we learn how to speak without filler words. Seriously though, it’s insane how much we all do this.
May 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is there anything better than when a private golf course fails and gets converted into a series of beautiful public walking trails?
May 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Is there anything better than when a private golf course fails and gets converted into a series of beautiful public walking trails?
If you were to plot “how far out of my wheelhouse the song is” versus “how much I love the song”, Phish’s live “Bouncing Around the Room” would be at the top right.
Bonus: Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds’s live “Loving Wings” / “Bartender” combo would probably be a distant second
Bonus: Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds’s live “Loving Wings” / “Bartender” combo would probably be a distant second
May 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you were to plot “how far out of my wheelhouse the song is” versus “how much I love the song”, Phish’s live “Bouncing Around the Room” would be at the top right.
Bonus: Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds’s live “Loving Wings” / “Bartender” combo would probably be a distant second
Bonus: Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds’s live “Loving Wings” / “Bartender” combo would probably be a distant second
🎶 big scrimpin, savin cheese 🎶
May 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🎶 big scrimpin, savin cheese 🎶
I bought some 35mm film for my old Pentax K1000. Now I need someone to come stand in my front yard and look interesting
May 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I bought some 35mm film for my old Pentax K1000. Now I need someone to come stand in my front yard and look interesting
May 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In the mid 2000s, there was a British rapper named Skibadee. In 2006, he released a single called “Tika Toc”. It’s quite good.
April 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In the mid 2000s, there was a British rapper named Skibadee. In 2006, he released a single called “Tika Toc”. It’s quite good.
Backgammon isn’t real. It’s just a pretend thing from movies.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Backgammon isn’t real. It’s just a pretend thing from movies.
I’m on Spotify!
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John Hancock · EP · 2025 · 3 songs
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April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m on Spotify!
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open.spotify.com/album/253jii...
I’m getting laser hair removal on the back of my neck. I’m very excited
April 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m getting laser hair removal on the back of my neck. I’m very excited
Dear intelligent creator, why did you design Magnolia trees such that they can only be enjoyed for like sixteen minutes out of the year?
April 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dear intelligent creator, why did you design Magnolia trees such that they can only be enjoyed for like sixteen minutes out of the year?
The casting on The Residence is phenomenal! Meredith Tucker should win all of the awards
April 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The casting on The Residence is phenomenal! Meredith Tucker should win all of the awards
Dear Cigna. There’s no reason for you to call me. I’m not interested in you at all. I’m only in this relationship as a favor to my employer. Stop calling
April 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dear Cigna. There’s no reason for you to call me. I’m not interested in you at all. I’m only in this relationship as a favor to my employer. Stop calling
Quote with a movie gif from the year you turned 18
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Quote with a movie gif from the year you turned 18
Terror: when you’re at a restaurant and someone starts setting up equipment for live music. CHECK PLEASE
April 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Terror: when you’re at a restaurant and someone starts setting up equipment for live music. CHECK PLEASE