cjam
@hamptertime.bsky.social
i like video game and eating rocks
car had fuzzy frost this morning very strange
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
car had fuzzy frost this morning very strange
why is it strange and concerning to people when i start doing the same things as everyone else around me am i not allowed to be normal lol
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
why is it strange and concerning to people when i start doing the same things as everyone else around me am i not allowed to be normal lol
8 days and someone noticed
left the friend discord 3 days ago and no one has noticed yet let’s pray i magically escaped forever
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
8 days and someone noticed
praying new windows update fixes the old problems instead of making the whole OS collapse on itself
bout to reinstall win 10 lmao
bout to reinstall win 10 lmao
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
praying new windows update fixes the old problems instead of making the whole OS collapse on itself
bout to reinstall win 10 lmao
bout to reinstall win 10 lmao
just opened up the journal app for what i thought was the first time
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
just opened up the journal app for what i thought was the first time
Reposted by cjam
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
i think i’m getting standing desk
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
i think i’m getting standing desk
left the friend discord 3 days ago and no one has noticed yet let’s pray i magically escaped forever
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
left the friend discord 3 days ago and no one has noticed yet let’s pray i magically escaped forever
i got jen & larry ice cream
February 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
i got jen & larry ice cream
why does the free press cost money
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
why does the free press cost money
my new kitchen almost done :D
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
my new kitchen almost done :D
“pompei gray” seems like a questionable name to call a shade of grey
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
“pompei gray” seems like a questionable name to call a shade of grey
left without anyone noticing hehehe
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
left without anyone noticing hehehe
friendships don’t have monetary value till you ask for money
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
friendships don’t have monetary value till you ask for money
bsky improving video quality means finally saying goodbye to twitter :D
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
bsky improving video quality means finally saying goodbye to twitter :D
this is still so funny
honestly i dont remember making this valorant edit but i found it on my computr
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
this is still so funny
there’s nothing i hate more than TVs being used as menus. i never know WHERE ANYTHING IS AND I CANT FIND SOMETHING NEW BC HALF THE TIME ITS AN AD INSTEAD OF MENU
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
there’s nothing i hate more than TVs being used as menus. i never know WHERE ANYTHING IS AND I CANT FIND SOMETHING NEW BC HALF THE TIME ITS AN AD INSTEAD OF MENU
genuinely just waiting for osrs birthday event ive missed it every year for almost a fucking decade man
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
genuinely just waiting for osrs birthday event ive missed it every year for almost a fucking decade man
if you over promise you will only succeed for a very short time until the underperforming ruins your reputation and makes everyone hate and lose trust in you
January 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM
if you over promise you will only succeed for a very short time until the underperforming ruins your reputation and makes everyone hate and lose trust in you
“i cracked wordle 😎 here’s how to get it every time by typing in every letter of the alphabet in 5 guesses so you can always get it on guess 6/6!” WOW YOU SHOULD TAKE A RIDE DOWN THE SEWER SLIDE
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“i cracked wordle 😎 here’s how to get it every time by typing in every letter of the alphabet in 5 guesses so you can always get it on guess 6/6!” WOW YOU SHOULD TAKE A RIDE DOWN THE SEWER SLIDE
crazy i said this before playing 5 minutes of high guard and uninstalling due to pathetic performance
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
crazy i said this before playing 5 minutes of high guard and uninstalling due to pathetic performance
scratch that imagine game companies not being dog shit and just offer a performance mode like fortnite bc that is genuinely the only game on UE5 that runs well and isn’t a blurry mess
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
scratch that imagine game companies not being dog shit and just offer a performance mode like fortnite bc that is genuinely the only game on UE5 that runs well and isn’t a blurry mess
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
i get it that epic made the engine but there’s no way that no one else can figure this out
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
imagine a new video game not built on unreal engine so it doesn’t blow up your computer
some guy did this to me a couple weeks ago on the subject of ergonomics, claiming to have a certificate in ergonomics, and wasn’t doing a bit which was really terrifying and even scarier if he’s actually certified in anything
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
some guy did this to me a couple weeks ago on the subject of ergonomics, claiming to have a certificate in ergonomics, and wasn’t doing a bit which was really terrifying and even scarier if he’s actually certified in anything
yay bank account hit new funny number i should really be investing
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
yay bank account hit new funny number i should really be investing