Joe
@hamonanescalator.bsky.social
If you know me in real life, you've been warned. It gets mildly NSFW here 💜 Physical manifestation of the "Shit bitch, you is fine" bear meme. Books, baking, gaming...the list goes on.
Native Pittsburgher. Father of two Corgis. Gay/closed polyam 💙💜
Native Pittsburgher. Father of two Corgis. Gay/closed polyam 💙💜
Can we all agree, as a nation, that Red Robin is one of the epitomes of straight culture? We walked in here (only cuz there is nothing else near the movie theater) and this was basically what every person was gearing up for as we walked past 💀💀
February 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can we all agree, as a nation, that Red Robin is one of the epitomes of straight culture? We walked in here (only cuz there is nothing else near the movie theater) and this was basically what every person was gearing up for as we walked past 💀💀
Cody and I have been watching Attack on Titan (I know, we are SO late to this party) and we've just gotten mid way to Season 3.
I feel like I've lost the narrative thread a little, but I'm living for it, holy shit.
I feel like I've lost the narrative thread a little, but I'm living for it, holy shit.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cody and I have been watching Attack on Titan (I know, we are SO late to this party) and we've just gotten mid way to Season 3.
I feel like I've lost the narrative thread a little, but I'm living for it, holy shit.
I feel like I've lost the narrative thread a little, but I'm living for it, holy shit.
Gonna be celebrating our first Valentine's Day as a married couple this year! Happy Valentine's, my love 😘💙💙
@vaxizoq2.bsky.social
@vaxizoq2.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gonna be celebrating our first Valentine's Day as a married couple this year! Happy Valentine's, my love 😘💙💙
@vaxizoq2.bsky.social
@vaxizoq2.bsky.social
I don't care what anyone says, the scene in Coraline where she's getting the eye back from Other Bobinski and that rat coat is just sliding and slinking around the room is absolute peak shit and I simply will not explain further.
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't care what anyone says, the scene in Coraline where she's getting the eye back from Other Bobinski and that rat coat is just sliding and slinking around the room is absolute peak shit and I simply will not explain further.
It's Fitness Check Friday (this profile's version of FCF 😂) and I'm officially the lowest weight I've been in years. I feel so much stronger, feel so much better than I have and I'm so excited to keep seeing results even a year in 😁 here's to seeing what 2025 brings me.
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's Fitness Check Friday (this profile's version of FCF 😂) and I'm officially the lowest weight I've been in years. I feel so much stronger, feel so much better than I have and I'm so excited to keep seeing results even a year in 😁 here's to seeing what 2025 brings me.
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Gonna be slightly more NSFW than I've been (pretty much in the entire history of this profile), but leg day has been pretty good to me lately. Happy Hump Day to all!
January 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gonna be slightly more NSFW than I've been (pretty much in the entire history of this profile), but leg day has been pretty good to me lately. Happy Hump Day to all!
I'm shocked. Shocked!!
Well... Not that shocked.
Well... Not that shocked.
February 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm shocked. Shocked!!
Well... Not that shocked.
Well... Not that shocked.
Lady Charlotte (Charli) turns 2 whole years old today and we're so blessed to have her in our lives 🥹 even if she is just our little danger goblin at all times 😅😂💜
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Lady Charlotte (Charli) turns 2 whole years old today and we're so blessed to have her in our lives 🥹 even if she is just our little danger goblin at all times 😅😂💜
Gonna be slightly more NSFW than I've been (pretty much in the entire history of this profile), but leg day has been pretty good to me lately. Happy Hump Day to all!
January 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gonna be slightly more NSFW than I've been (pretty much in the entire history of this profile), but leg day has been pretty good to me lately. Happy Hump Day to all!
And yay verily, she was good.
Everyone please welcome back to the stage...Adough Delano!
Everyone please welcome back to the stage...Adough Delano!
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And yay verily, she was good.
Everyone please welcome back to the stage...Adough Delano!
Everyone please welcome back to the stage...Adough Delano!
Today's goal? Try and resurrect my sourdough starter and make bread. So far, the starter has been reborn. The loaf, she suffers due to the cold 😭 (she's gonna get some extra stretches today)
January 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today's goal? Try and resurrect my sourdough starter and make bread. So far, the starter has been reborn. The loaf, she suffers due to the cold 😭 (she's gonna get some extra stretches today)
47/100. Honestly? Better than I thought (I'm literally playing Persona 5 Royal in my life currently).
December 18, 2024 at 1:52 PM
47/100. Honestly? Better than I thought (I'm literally playing Persona 5 Royal in my life currently).
Likely the thottiest I'll ever get, but the duality of Christmas work party fit vs. the at home fit
(If you're seeing this twice...enjoy, I guess 😅😂)
(If you're seeing this twice...enjoy, I guess 😅😂)
December 6, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Likely the thottiest I'll ever get, but the duality of Christmas work party fit vs. the at home fit
(If you're seeing this twice...enjoy, I guess 😅😂)
(If you're seeing this twice...enjoy, I guess 😅😂)
Four of my comfort movies right here 😍😁
December 2, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Four of my comfort movies right here 😍😁
Arm day done and feeling a bit beefy. Felt like celebrating a little bout it!
(I'm still not good at this muscle posing thing, forgive me)
(I'm still not good at this muscle posing thing, forgive me)
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Arm day done and feeling a bit beefy. Felt like celebrating a little bout it!
(I'm still not good at this muscle posing thing, forgive me)
(I'm still not good at this muscle posing thing, forgive me)
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father - Ehhhhhhhhh....EHHHHHHH (✅-?)
- Neurotypical brain - ....iunno bout all that, but imma hit it with another ✅-
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
Do we take .5's? Maybe, like...3.5/5?
- Good relationship with father - Ehhhhhhhhh....EHHHHHHH (✅-?)
- Neurotypical brain - ....iunno bout all that, but imma hit it with another ✅-
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
Do we take .5's? Maybe, like...3.5/5?
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father (I mean he’s dead, it’s ok he would have loved that joke) ✅
- Neurotypical brain 🤷♂️
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
- Good relationship with father (I mean he’s dead, it’s ok he would have loved that joke) ✅
- Neurotypical brain 🤷♂️
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father ✅
- Neurotypical brain 🆗
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
- Good relationship with father ✅
- Neurotypical brain 🆗
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
- A Job ✅
- Good relationship with father - Ehhhhhhhhh....EHHHHHHH (✅-?)
- Neurotypical brain - ....iunno bout all that, but imma hit it with another ✅-
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
Do we take .5's? Maybe, like...3.5/5?
- Good relationship with father - Ehhhhhhhhh....EHHHHHHH (✅-?)
- Neurotypical brain - ....iunno bout all that, but imma hit it with another ✅-
- Ability to top ✅
- Driver’s license ✅
Do we take .5's? Maybe, like...3.5/5?
Something something Bluesky something something face card! 🙂
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Something something Bluesky something something face card! 🙂
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Pittsburgh
Interests: Gaming (Pokemon, Hades, Cult of the Lamb, Overwatch, Dragon Age, etc etc etc), working out, baking, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering
Vocation: Engineer
Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Pittsburgh
Interests: Gaming (Pokemon, Hades, Cult of the Lamb, Overwatch, Dragon Age, etc etc etc), working out, baking, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering
Vocation: Engineer
November 18, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Pittsburgh
Interests: Gaming (Pokemon, Hades, Cult of the Lamb, Overwatch, Dragon Age, etc etc etc), working out, baking, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering
Vocation: Engineer
Name: Joe
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Pittsburgh
Interests: Gaming (Pokemon, Hades, Cult of the Lamb, Overwatch, Dragon Age, etc etc etc), working out, baking, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering
Vocation: Engineer
We'll get this dark party starting off right, I guess!
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
We'll get this dark party starting off right, I guess!