Hamm!
@hammonddiehl.bsky.social
Fantasy writer hiding behind a pen name. Diabolical Plots. Strange Horizons. Kaleidotrope. Lightspeed. FlameTree Press. Codex. The crawl space under your spare bedroom.
I come here for family content
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I come here for family content
So I dropped the egg carton on the floor and I had to do something
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So I dropped the egg carton on the floor and I had to do something
[In the voice of Barry Gibb]
How long is your caaaattt
How long is your cat
Cause I really need to knowwwww
Cause we're livin in a world of cats
How long is your caaaattt
How long is your cat
Cause I really need to knowwwww
Cause we're livin in a world of cats
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
[In the voice of Barry Gibb]
How long is your caaaattt
How long is your cat
Cause I really need to knowwwww
Cause we're livin in a world of cats
How long is your caaaattt
How long is your cat
Cause I really need to knowwwww
Cause we're livin in a world of cats
I’m w my mom in the middle of nowhere but the spouse turned out hard in LA w this
June 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m w my mom in the middle of nowhere but the spouse turned out hard in LA w this
The solution was Hamm in the Living Room with a Letter Opener. Embedded deeply into her own eyeball. Because seriously people how does anybody win this
June 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The solution was Hamm in the Living Room with a Letter Opener. Embedded deeply into her own eyeball. Because seriously people how does anybody win this
Mine eyes have seen the fruits of the Farmers Market and mine wallet has felt the pain and I do not care
May 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mine eyes have seen the fruits of the Farmers Market and mine wallet has felt the pain and I do not care
My fake cafe is OPEN and the Temple Coffee from Sacramento is HOT and my creativity is NOT so someone say something WILD for this damn Ellen Raskin/Kit Williams homage mashup I'm trying to write
May 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My fake cafe is OPEN and the Temple Coffee from Sacramento is HOT and my creativity is NOT so someone say something WILD for this damn Ellen Raskin/Kit Williams homage mashup I'm trying to write
Just look at this poor slow child working on the day of our lord
May 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just look at this poor slow child working on the day of our lord
Hey #birdsky: Check out this extremely pissed off mom bird who just wants me to get the hell out of her yard until her fledgling stops laying about on the ground. What kind of bird is this (I'm in Southern California) and how long until its ling fledges? @audubon.org @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey #birdsky: Check out this extremely pissed off mom bird who just wants me to get the hell out of her yard until her fledgling stops laying about on the ground. What kind of bird is this (I'm in Southern California) and how long until its ling fledges? @audubon.org @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social
Hey @helleborezine.bsky.social the spouse just gifted me a fresh stack of YOU. Gotta love the way he folk-horrored the Hades out of the wrap job!
May 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hey @helleborezine.bsky.social the spouse just gifted me a fresh stack of YOU. Gotta love the way he folk-horrored the Hades out of the wrap job!
Thanks to Flame Tree Press for this very shiny author copy of its latest anthology! That’s Achilles on the front and me on page 137. If you’re as obsessed with Greek mythology as I am, treat yourself to this one
April 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thanks to Flame Tree Press for this very shiny author copy of its latest anthology! That’s Achilles on the front and me on page 137. If you’re as obsessed with Greek mythology as I am, treat yourself to this one
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, only decaf
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, only decaf
If you ever wanted to know what hostile cat huffing sounds like, sound up
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you ever wanted to know what hostile cat huffing sounds like, sound up
Know what’s beautiful? Shallots
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Know what’s beautiful? Shallots
At this point there’s no harm in any of us stripping naked, going outside and rolling about in the sun
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
At this point there’s no harm in any of us stripping naked, going outside and rolling about in the sun
(A) Let her sleep
(B) Kiss those feet
(C) Chomp those ears
(D) Other
(B) Kiss those feet
(C) Chomp those ears
(D) Other
April 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
(A) Let her sleep
(B) Kiss those feet
(C) Chomp those ears
(D) Other
(B) Kiss those feet
(C) Chomp those ears
(D) Other
It's here from FLAME TREE PRESS, people (www.flametreepublishing.com/achilles-isb...)
April 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's here from FLAME TREE PRESS, people (www.flametreepublishing.com/achilles-isb...)
BIGFOOT: LEGENDARY.
BOB DYLAN: ACCOMPLISHED.
FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER: LEGENDARY.
Your FAVORITE COLLEGE COACH: BELOVED.
MOTHMAN: LEGENDARY.
GEORGE FOREMAN: CHAMP, BUSINESSMAN.
ARMOR SETS in ASSASSIN'S CREED: LEGENDARY.
VALHALLA: LEGENDARY.
STRIP CLUBS: NOT.
Unless they are in VALHALLA.
MUST I GO ON
BOB DYLAN: ACCOMPLISHED.
FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER: LEGENDARY.
Your FAVORITE COLLEGE COACH: BELOVED.
MOTHMAN: LEGENDARY.
GEORGE FOREMAN: CHAMP, BUSINESSMAN.
ARMOR SETS in ASSASSIN'S CREED: LEGENDARY.
VALHALLA: LEGENDARY.
STRIP CLUBS: NOT.
Unless they are in VALHALLA.
MUST I GO ON
March 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
BIGFOOT: LEGENDARY.
BOB DYLAN: ACCOMPLISHED.
FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER: LEGENDARY.
Your FAVORITE COLLEGE COACH: BELOVED.
MOTHMAN: LEGENDARY.
GEORGE FOREMAN: CHAMP, BUSINESSMAN.
ARMOR SETS in ASSASSIN'S CREED: LEGENDARY.
VALHALLA: LEGENDARY.
STRIP CLUBS: NOT.
Unless they are in VALHALLA.
MUST I GO ON
BOB DYLAN: ACCOMPLISHED.
FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER: LEGENDARY.
Your FAVORITE COLLEGE COACH: BELOVED.
MOTHMAN: LEGENDARY.
GEORGE FOREMAN: CHAMP, BUSINESSMAN.
ARMOR SETS in ASSASSIN'S CREED: LEGENDARY.
VALHALLA: LEGENDARY.
STRIP CLUBS: NOT.
Unless they are in VALHALLA.
MUST I GO ON
The blood full worm moon is taking its sweet time
March 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The blood full worm moon is taking its sweet time
LA has the best pizza boxes @laurasbadideas.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
LA has the best pizza boxes @laurasbadideas.bsky.social