Velvet Thunder
@hammond-hammond.bsky.social
Protist, log-dodger, and aphid leader
I block anyone who uses that word. Also the slur that begins with an "I" that describes people without papers.
January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I block anyone who uses that word. Also the slur that begins with an "I" that describes people without papers.
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The solution I s simple:
Tensions will ease immediately after ICE leaves the state. The corporate titans should call their boy in the oval and tell him to call off his Gastapo.
Tensions will ease immediately after ICE leaves the state. The corporate titans should call their boy in the oval and tell him to call off his Gastapo.
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The solution I s simple:
Tensions will ease immediately after ICE leaves the state. The corporate titans should call their boy in the oval and tell him to call off his Gastapo.
Tensions will ease immediately after ICE leaves the state. The corporate titans should call their boy in the oval and tell him to call off his Gastapo.
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My news aggregator keeps serving me these takes from this website. I had to tell it to hide all stories from there.
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My news aggregator keeps serving me these takes from this website. I had to tell it to hide all stories from there.
¿Por qué no los dos?
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 AM
¿Por qué no los dos?
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Presumably, after he dies, his followers will have to wear little golden toilets around their necks to commemorate how he died
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Presumably, after he dies, his followers will have to wear little golden toilets around their necks to commemorate how he died
Everyone is 12 now
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Everyone is 12 now
The one thing that absolutely everyone can agree on, the only truly bipartisan opinion in this country, is: yes, Mister President, you are totally right to do everything you are doing re: your health. Please continue doing everything you feel is right.
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The one thing that absolutely everyone can agree on, the only truly bipartisan opinion in this country, is: yes, Mister President, you are totally right to do everything you are doing re: your health. Please continue doing everything you feel is right.