Carl Barker
@carltbarker.bsky.social
Dying on a hill sounds like too much cardio
Had some visitors. The magpies were harassing the fox, trying to bite it's tail
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Had some visitors. The magpies were harassing the fox, trying to bite it's tail
After another one of my family members snuck up behind me and scared the wits out of me while practicing, I'm considering fitting rear view mirrors to my drum kit
October 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
After another one of my family members snuck up behind me and scared the wits out of me while practicing, I'm considering fitting rear view mirrors to my drum kit
I have finally reached my goal of doing a 5k run most mornings. I regret it while I am doing it, but I really regret it for the rest of the day
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I have finally reached my goal of doing a 5k run most mornings. I regret it while I am doing it, but I really regret it for the rest of the day
Horseshoe crabs may be closely related to spiders, but the never invite them to dinner
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Horseshoe crabs may be closely related to spiders, but the never invite them to dinner
That fact that in Avengers:Endgame they discuss time travel without mention Dr Who means that their reality doesn't have Dr Who, which explains why it is so messed up
August 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That fact that in Avengers:Endgame they discuss time travel without mention Dr Who means that their reality doesn't have Dr Who, which explains why it is so messed up
Anyone else wondering why the American evangelicals aren't saying the Texas floods are devine retribution?
July 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Anyone else wondering why the American evangelicals aren't saying the Texas floods are devine retribution?
New Greek legend - Narcissus, but boobs instead of face
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
New Greek legend - Narcissus, but boobs instead of face
I like Boobs, Beer and Chocolate, but apparently people misunderstand me when I say I like BBC
June 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I like Boobs, Beer and Chocolate, but apparently people misunderstand me when I say I like BBC
My father died when I was 20, thereby missing many years of disappointment
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My father died when I was 20, thereby missing many years of disappointment
Apart from MAGA, the only people disappointed by the poor attendance at the military parade are the gay sex workers
June 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Apart from MAGA, the only people disappointed by the poor attendance at the military parade are the gay sex workers
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of amateur nouns
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of amateur nouns
Movie idea: The Matrix, but steam punk
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Movie idea: The Matrix, but steam punk
@daraobriain.bsky.social Really enjoyed the show tonight
May 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@daraobriain.bsky.social Really enjoyed the show tonight
If the movies have taught me anything, space isn't safe
May 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If the movies have taught me anything, space isn't safe
The existence of "Happy Earth Day" implies the existence of "Miserable Earth Day" and I am down with that
April 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The existence of "Happy Earth Day" implies the existence of "Miserable Earth Day" and I am down with that
I dislike "Happy Earth Day" because it sidelines those of us on the planet who are miserable
April 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I dislike "Happy Earth Day" because it sidelines those of us on the planet who are miserable
Anyone else wondering when the US is going to disable GPS?
April 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Anyone else wondering when the US is going to disable GPS?
Going to put a video online of me making an omelette, just to wind up Americans
April 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Going to put a video online of me making an omelette, just to wind up Americans
Of the millions that Musk spent on the election in Wisconsin, I wonder how much was lost to corruption
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Of the millions that Musk spent on the election in Wisconsin, I wonder how much was lost to corruption
I think my smartwatch is gaslighting me as it keeps telling me I've had a good night's sleep
April 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think my smartwatch is gaslighting me as it keeps telling me I've had a good night's sleep
My youngest has started greeting me "What's up, bitch"
March 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My youngest has started greeting me "What's up, bitch"
Perhaps Anthony Mackie should rename his character "Captain Gulf of Mexico"
March 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Perhaps Anthony Mackie should rename his character "Captain Gulf of Mexico"
The one person I feel really sorry for with the fall of the US is Anthony Mackie. Imagine getting the dream role of Captain America now
March 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The one person I feel really sorry for with the fall of the US is Anthony Mackie. Imagine getting the dream role of Captain America now
Can someone explain why everyone pronounces it "Lunim" rather than "Lumon"? #severance
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Can someone explain why everyone pronounces it "Lunim" rather than "Lumon"? #severance