Carl Barker
@carltbarker.bsky.social
Dying on a hill sounds like too much cardio
You like taking photos of the backs of people's heads? Weirdo.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You like taking photos of the backs of people's heads? Weirdo.
True, but is very on brand
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
True, but is very on brand
Violence against women is always wrong, but the sound of those chickens coming home to roost is kinda sweet
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Violence against women is always wrong, but the sound of those chickens coming home to roost is kinda sweet
Did he try walking it off?
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Did he try walking it off?
Well, I suspect you will have a date ... with the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Well, I suspect you will have a date ... with the toilet
"I'll wait for the film adaptation"
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"I'll wait for the film adaptation"
They are certainly brothers in misogyny
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They are certainly brothers in misogyny
Is that violence in cartoons or against cartoons?
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Is that violence in cartoons or against cartoons?
But at least the dog crap was white
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
But at least the dog crap was white
Are there any left?
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Are there any left?
In they are mature enough to consent to sex, presumably they are mature enough to vote
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In they are mature enough to consent to sex, presumably they are mature enough to vote
Will you be going through Nobber?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Will you be going through Nobber?
Why would I encourage people to stay?
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Why would I encourage people to stay?
I hear the cellar at Charlie Kirk's old house isn't being used by his widow, and it probably still has the necessary hardware
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hear the cellar at Charlie Kirk's old house isn't being used by his widow, and it probably still has the necessary hardware
Not sure I would go back to that dentist
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Not sure I would go back to that dentist
I guess it is a harder sell to say that god is on your side if the other guys are praying to the same god
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I guess it is a harder sell to say that god is on your side if the other guys are praying to the same god
Yep, doesn't mean i succeeded, but I keep trying
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yep, doesn't mean i succeeded, but I keep trying
First night under the bridge as a troll?
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
First night under the bridge as a troll?
Always keep a bible handy in case I run out of toilet paper.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Always keep a bible handy in case I run out of toilet paper.
A good mood, obviously
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A good mood, obviously
When you want to punch someone and leave your name on their forehead
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When you want to punch someone and leave your name on their forehead
The clothes you were wearing
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The clothes you were wearing
At least he's in your purse and not your trunk
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
At least he's in your purse and not your trunk