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halloimjake.bsky.social
Jake
@halloimjake.bsky.social
I’m a nice person, I swear! My face and general demeanor just make it seem like I’m not :(
He/Him | 33 | NYC
Since I don’t participate in real #fcf generally, here’s my contribution…my favorite cup and favorite cat ☕️😻
April 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We travel light, only 7 bags 😬 ( @halloimgreg.bsky.social )
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Decided to be fancy and try to tie my own bow tie, needs some work but honestly kinda proud
April 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Happy Friday from Portugal!
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Having a kitten is exhausting, how do people survive having kids?!
January 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just a reminder that @halloimgreg.bsky.social is and has always been a frat daddy
January 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Survived the dentist!
January 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Seeing Greg with a baby has me feeling some type of way 🥰
December 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Made Greg go get me a drink at the airport cause I already had 2 doubles and couldn’t handle the judgement
December 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This is the best I can do, I’m clearly not great at this haha
December 8, 2024 at 6:37 PM
FYI it’s @halloimgreg.bsky.social’s birthday and he’s super cute and deserves some love since he has to spend the day on a plane
December 8, 2024 at 12:23 PM
At least it’s not all classical this year!
December 4, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Do we celebrate balloon day here?
December 3, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Me next 😇
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Publicly shaming him worked!
December 2, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Happy Sunday from Basel! 🇨🇭
December 1, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Made it to Paris! Here’s a Salvador Dalí Lobster phone 🦞
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Reskeet with your fave picture of yourself in nature ⛲️

Just going to pretend this pic from last year in Central Park counts
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Everyone’s posting their greatest hits, so here’s mine 😇
November 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Exhausted and too self conscious to run without a shirt but damn is it nice on the river today!
June 17, 2023 at 6:28 PM