Jake
@halloimjake.bsky.social
I’m a nice person, I swear! My face and general demeanor just make it seem like I’m not :(
He/Him | 33 | NYC
He/Him | 33 | NYC
Watching the older gay stretch AT knockdown center and I can’t help but think, damn I should have stretched before this too!
June 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Watching the older gay stretch AT knockdown center and I can’t help but think, damn I should have stretched before this too!
I think @halloimgreg.bsky.social and I’s vow renewal will have to be Glee themed given how happy he is rewatching old Glee weddings
April 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think @halloimgreg.bsky.social and I’s vow renewal will have to be Glee themed given how happy he is rewatching old Glee weddings
We travel light, only 7 bags 😬 ( @halloimgreg.bsky.social )
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We travel light, only 7 bags 😬 ( @halloimgreg.bsky.social )
Me: we know where Noah’s ark is
Greg: yeah it’s in fucking Kentucky or something, they built it there
Greg: yeah it’s in fucking Kentucky or something, they built it there
April 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me: we know where Noah’s ark is
Greg: yeah it’s in fucking Kentucky or something, they built it there
Greg: yeah it’s in fucking Kentucky or something, they built it there
Decided to be fancy and try to tie my own bow tie, needs some work but honestly kinda proud
April 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Decided to be fancy and try to tie my own bow tie, needs some work but honestly kinda proud
Happy Friday from Portugal!
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Happy Friday from Portugal!
Ok. So PV is very gay obvi. But like good god, this is where they hide all the tops apparently
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ok. So PV is very gay obvi. But like good god, this is where they hide all the tops apparently
I have so many free drink cards for Rise I think I’m going to start giving them out as tips to good hookups
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I have so many free drink cards for Rise I think I’m going to start giving them out as tips to good hookups
Having a kitten is exhausting, how do people survive having kids?!
January 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having a kitten is exhausting, how do people survive having kids?!
Just a reminder that @halloimgreg.bsky.social is and has always been a frat daddy
January 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just a reminder that @halloimgreg.bsky.social is and has always been a frat daddy
I swear dentists are just con-men these days, like why is it that every time I go it’s some new problem but they NEVER mention the same thing twice?
January 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I swear dentists are just con-men these days, like why is it that every time I go it’s some new problem but they NEVER mention the same thing twice?
Finding the motivation to work is so hard when I’d much rather be cuddled up on the couch being handsy 😇
January 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Finding the motivation to work is so hard when I’d much rather be cuddled up on the couch being handsy 😇
Survived the dentist!
January 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Survived the dentist!
My New Year’s resolution was to actually wear my contacts and so far is kinda uncomy
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January 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My New Year’s resolution was to actually wear my contacts and so far is kinda uncomy
Going to 3DB tonight for Drag Race…I feel like I’m 23 again with how much I’ve been going out
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January 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Going to 3DB tonight for Drag Race…I feel like I’m 23 again with how much I’ve been going out
Went out with Greg’s siblings last night until after 2 am…it was fun, but also kinda weird?
December 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Went out with Greg’s siblings last night until after 2 am…it was fun, but also kinda weird?
Seeing Greg with a baby has me feeling some type of way 🥰
December 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Seeing Greg with a baby has me feeling some type of way 🥰
Made Greg go get me a drink at the airport cause I already had 2 doubles and couldn’t handle the judgement
December 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Made Greg go get me a drink at the airport cause I already had 2 doubles and couldn’t handle the judgement
Greg is sick so I’m stuck drinking wine alllll alone 🍷
December 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Greg is sick so I’m stuck drinking wine alllll alone 🍷
Couldn’t be in a throuple cause my arm isn’t long enough to take a 3 person selfie
December 9, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Couldn’t be in a throuple cause my arm isn’t long enough to take a 3 person selfie
Benefit of not having to drive home after this 9 hour flight is that I can drink whiskey the whole time 🥃
December 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Benefit of not having to drive home after this 9 hour flight is that I can drink whiskey the whole time 🥃
Poll: Should I take an airplane bathroom thirst trap? (Please vote below)
December 8, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Poll: Should I take an airplane bathroom thirst trap? (Please vote below)