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haliphacks.bsky.social
Fomo Simpson
@haliphacks.bsky.social
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Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.

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haliphacks.bsky.social
How to make your very own Matt Damon.
Starting from left to right, a photo of Will Poulter followed by a plus sign then a photo of Jesse Plemons followed by an equal sign then a photo of Matt Damon
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
The Pointing Rick Dalton meme which is a screenshot of Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2019 film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Matt LeBlanc's face has been superimposed on top of Leonardo DiCaprio's face.
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
I do it all the time.
A scene from the TV show Family Guy where Brian has a dog cone around his neck that resembles a waste basket. Stewie is about to shoot a crumpled up piece of paper into it. The text "Okay if I make this we're all going to get laid" appears in all caps and white font.
July 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
Operation the board game
May 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
I believe it is spelled Mullet.
Head shot of basketball player Sam Maillet. Written below is his number "#33" along with his name in capitalized red letters. He is wearing a black basketball jersey and has a prominent curly mullet.
March 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Chris Kattan, Jim Carrey, and Will Ferrell wearing shiny suits with black mock neck shirts, and exposed gold necklaces. This is a still image from The Roxbury Guys sketch on Saturday Night Live.
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
"We call them SKEETS!"
Selena Gomez whispering to Taylor Swift at the 2024 Golden Globes Award show.
December 2, 2024 at 6:23 PM
haliphacks.bsky.social
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Musical group Bell Biv Devoe on the cover of their album Poison.
November 30, 2024 at 12:50 PM