Halfy!
@halfy.mastodon.half-shot.uk.ap.brid.gy
🐶 border collie (sometimes a kobold)
🏳️🌈 gay (sometimes problematic)
⌨️ code/🖌️ art/🧑🍳 cooking/ 🎹 musics
bridge cementer at @matrix
🦡 CFz web […]
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🏳️🌈 gay (sometimes problematic)
⌨️ code/🖌️ art/🧑🍳 cooking/ 🎹 musics
bridge cementer at @matrix
🦡 CFz web […]
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[metroid prime 4 spoiler]
If you 100% the game, Samus Aran takes off her armor...BUT NO, WHO IS THAT?
Former President JOE BIDEN faces the camera and smiles "not so sleepy now, am i"
If you 100% the game, Samus Aran takes off her armor...BUT NO, WHO IS THAT?
Former President JOE BIDEN faces the camera and smiles "not so sleepy now, am i"
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
[metroid prime 4 spoiler]
If you 100% the game, Samus Aran takes off her armor...BUT NO, WHO IS THAT?
Former President JOE BIDEN faces the camera and smiles "not so sleepy now, am i"
If you 100% the game, Samus Aran takes off her armor...BUT NO, WHO IS THAT?
Former President JOE BIDEN faces the camera and smiles "not so sleepy now, am i"
Reposted by Halfy!
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
How many loops of "RyanAir background music #1" I will hear today
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
How many loops of "RyanAir background music #1" I will hear today
Honestly putting a sign like that up is just tempting fate.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Honestly putting a sign like that up is just tempting fate.
[mini-rant]
by far the worst "wrapped-like" i've seen today is Discord. I don't _want_ to see what is presumably a summary of what I've said this year??
by far the worst "wrapped-like" i've seen today is Discord. I don't _want_ to see what is presumably a summary of what I've said this year??
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
[mini-rant]
by far the worst "wrapped-like" i've seen today is Discord. I don't _want_ to see what is presumably a summary of what I've said this year??
by far the worst "wrapped-like" i've seen today is Discord. I don't _want_ to see what is presumably a summary of what I've said this year??
[mh, ~]
It's barely December and I'm overwhelmed to f**k already, so much to get done. 😔
It's barely December and I'm overwhelmed to f**k already, so much to get done. 😔
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
[mh, ~]
It's barely December and I'm overwhelmed to f**k already, so much to get done. 😔
It's barely December and I'm overwhelmed to f**k already, so much to get done. 😔
Made a wee little coaster today via @rlab.org.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Made a wee little coaster today via @rlab.org.uk
London Furs today :3
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
London Furs today :3
lil baby going to a new home :blobfoxheartcute:
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
lil baby going to a new home :blobfoxheartcute:
[ukpol, joke]
* Says the NHS saved his life over and over
* Big transphobe vibes
Wes Streeting is the boy who lived!
* Says the NHS saved his life over and over
* Big transphobe vibes
Wes Streeting is the boy who lived!
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
[ukpol, joke]
* Says the NHS saved his life over and over
* Big transphobe vibes
Wes Streeting is the boy who lived!
* Says the NHS saved his life over and over
* Big transphobe vibes
Wes Streeting is the boy who lived!
Growing a beard has taught me 2 things:
* It feels so nice to shave down again to the Proper Beard Length every now and then.
* It now takes 3 times as long to get it where I want it. I can now longer just run a blade across my face and be happy.
But just did a proper shave and it […]
* It feels so nice to shave down again to the Proper Beard Length every now and then.
* It now takes 3 times as long to get it where I want it. I can now longer just run a blade across my face and be happy.
But just did a proper shave and it […]
Original post on mastodon.half-shot.uk
mastodon.half-shot.uk
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Growing a beard has taught me 2 things:
* It feels so nice to shave down again to the Proper Beard Length every now and then.
* It now takes 3 times as long to get it where I want it. I can now longer just run a blade across my face and be happy.
But just did a proper shave and it […]
* It feels so nice to shave down again to the Proper Beard Length every now and then.
* It now takes 3 times as long to get it where I want it. I can now longer just run a blade across my face and be happy.
But just did a proper shave and it […]
Reposted by Halfy!
I think Philomena Cunk should have been one of the early reviewers who got to interview Valve's engineers
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think Philomena Cunk should have been one of the early reviewers who got to interview Valve's engineers
It may be time to update my horribly messed up home assistant install 😅
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It may be time to update my horribly messed up home assistant install 😅
Reposted by Halfy!
then: go tidy your bedroom
now: go tidy your kubernetes cluster
now: go tidy your kubernetes cluster
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
then: go tidy your bedroom
now: go tidy your kubernetes cluster
now: go tidy your kubernetes cluster
https://doefriends.bandcamp.com/album/i-want-to-love-again is criminally underrated, been listening to it on loop for like a day now ♥️
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
https://doefriends.bandcamp.com/album/i-want-to-love-again is criminally underrated, been listening to it on loop for like a day now ♥️
chore list: clean office
_spends the day doing the opposite of chore list_
_spends the day doing the opposite of chore list_
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
chore list: clean office
_spends the day doing the opposite of chore list_
_spends the day doing the opposite of chore list_
Still can't believe this hack works. This was the internet radio hack project I worked on ages ago, hooked up to a mpd stream
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Still can't believe this hack works. This was the internet radio hack project I worked on ages ago, hooked up to a mpd stream
🍌"Oh those bananas are going off, I'll make banana bread"
✅ "Yep, got everything. Even a bit of vanilla extract"
_mixes_
🤔 "Ah, no baking parchment, guess I can grease with the butt...oh just used all that...olive oil"
🥲 "Ah, no bread tin...this will be a banana cake then"
We will wait to […]
✅ "Yep, got everything. Even a bit of vanilla extract"
_mixes_
🤔 "Ah, no baking parchment, guess I can grease with the butt...oh just used all that...olive oil"
🥲 "Ah, no bread tin...this will be a banana cake then"
We will wait to […]
Original post on mastodon.half-shot.uk
mastodon.half-shot.uk
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
🍌"Oh those bananas are going off, I'll make banana bread"
✅ "Yep, got everything. Even a bit of vanilla extract"
_mixes_
🤔 "Ah, no baking parchment, guess I can grease with the butt...oh just used all that...olive oil"
🥲 "Ah, no bread tin...this will be a banana cake then"
We will wait to […]
✅ "Yep, got everything. Even a bit of vanilla extract"
_mixes_
🤔 "Ah, no baking parchment, guess I can grease with the butt...oh just used all that...olive oil"
🥲 "Ah, no bread tin...this will be a banana cake then"
We will wait to […]
[frustration]
very much enjoying that RyanAir innovate in new ways to frustrate their customers, the latest being you can only get the tickets via their App.
It was unclear whether there would be a PDF, but there is a ban on "paper" so I assume not.
very much enjoying that RyanAir innovate in new ways to frustrate their customers, the latest being you can only get the tickets via their App.
It was unclear whether there would be a PDF, but there is a ban on "paper" so I assume not.
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
[frustration]
very much enjoying that RyanAir innovate in new ways to frustrate their customers, the latest being you can only get the tickets via their App.
It was unclear whether there would be a PDF, but there is a ban on "paper" so I assume not.
very much enjoying that RyanAir innovate in new ways to frustrate their customers, the latest being you can only get the tickets via their App.
It was unclear whether there would be a PDF, but there is a ban on "paper" so I assume not.
Joined a new hackspace today 🚀
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Joined a new hackspace today 🚀
How extra is _your_ loading screen?
I spent all of a hour working on this myself and pretty proud of the CSS hacks!
I spent all of a hour working on this myself and pretty proud of the CSS hacks!
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
How extra is _your_ loading screen?
I spent all of a hour working on this myself and pretty proud of the CSS hacks!
I spent all of a hour working on this myself and pretty proud of the CSS hacks!
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As a homelab sysadmin I have two states:
* Everything is working fine and I'm bored
* Everything is broken and I'm upset
* Everything is working fine and I'm bored
* Everything is broken and I'm upset
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As a homelab sysadmin I have two states:
* Everything is working fine and I'm bored
* Everything is broken and I'm upset
* Everything is working fine and I'm bored
* Everything is broken and I'm upset