gw33333b
@halfway-zen.bsky.social
young, dumb, and full of... you know 😉
i really would hate to live off that one causeway in norway where they film all those car commercials
May 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i really would hate to live off that one causeway in norway where they film all those car commercials
to everyone who is tempted to move to baltimore after seeing clips from the turnstile show in wyman park: i can assure you that the last thing we need is more turnstile fans
May 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
to everyone who is tempted to move to baltimore after seeing clips from the turnstile show in wyman park: i can assure you that the last thing we need is more turnstile fans
it can't possibly be more efficient to carry the glass on the outside of the glass truck
May 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
it can't possibly be more efficient to carry the glass on the outside of the glass truck
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i buy food with cryptocurrency. my diet consists solely of slim jims and i’m dying from a new type of disease
February 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i buy food with cryptocurrency. my diet consists solely of slim jims and i’m dying from a new type of disease
anybody know anything about this record? packing up to move rn and found it in my collection, it's excellent but i have no idea what it is or where i got it
February 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
anybody know anything about this record? packing up to move rn and found it in my collection, it's excellent but i have no idea what it is or where i got it
it's honestly pretty nuts that billie eilish has managed to make being gay uncool
February 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
it's honestly pretty nuts that billie eilish has managed to make being gay uncool
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me driving to the Vietnamese restaurant where the owner is mean to me
February 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me driving to the Vietnamese restaurant where the owner is mean to me
and here we find the soulful white boy dining at his preferred feeding grounds — an authentic, hole-in-the-wall international eatery
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
and here we find the soulful white boy dining at his preferred feeding grounds — an authentic, hole-in-the-wall international eatery
damn white boy, where'd you get all that soul??
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
damn white boy, where'd you get all that soul??
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If I am president then I promise to die if I choke on a pretzel. I'm not a motherfucking coward.ill let someone throw a shoe at me and headbutt that shit back. I *never* did cocaine in college
February 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If I am president then I promise to die if I choke on a pretzel. I'm not a motherfucking coward.ill let someone throw a shoe at me and headbutt that shit back. I *never* did cocaine in college
wearing shorts in the winter has gotta be the human equivalent of a cock ruffing up its feathers
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
wearing shorts in the winter has gotta be the human equivalent of a cock ruffing up its feathers
listen i know the japanese got nuked and obviously that's terrible but after a certain point i feel like japanese creatives are getting a little too much mileage out of the whole "getting nuked" thing
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
listen i know the japanese got nuked and obviously that's terrible but after a certain point i feel like japanese creatives are getting a little too much mileage out of the whole "getting nuked" thing
it must feel so fucking good to crash a $100 million plane when you're an air force pilot
January 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
it must feel so fucking good to crash a $100 million plane when you're an air force pilot
if you need me i'll be watching the full 45 minute hbo broadcast recording of stomp! out loud on youtube FOR FREE
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if you need me i'll be watching the full 45 minute hbo broadcast recording of stomp! out loud on youtube FOR FREE
made some valentines cards
January 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
made some valentines cards
my name is asac schrader aaaasac schraaaader
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my name is asac schrader aaaasac schraaaader
thank god my weather app is here to keep me updated on all the breaking news
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
thank god my weather app is here to keep me updated on all the breaking news
white people love to be named "dr. rik peeperkorn"
January 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
white people love to be named "dr. rik peeperkorn"
klaus schulze really excelled at making the kind of music that you figure a guy named klaus schulze would make
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
klaus schulze really excelled at making the kind of music that you figure a guy named klaus schulze would make
you (appetizing): this snow isn't letting up any time soon and we've lost our way. we'll have to work together and pool whatever we can find until we can find the trail again
me (loudly licking my lips and rubbing my belly): mm mhm
me (loudly licking my lips and rubbing my belly): mm mhm
January 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
you (appetizing): this snow isn't letting up any time soon and we've lost our way. we'll have to work together and pool whatever we can find until we can find the trail again
me (loudly licking my lips and rubbing my belly): mm mhm
me (loudly licking my lips and rubbing my belly): mm mhm
the new hotness seems to be pulling a 3-point turnaround in the middle of the fucking street
January 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the new hotness seems to be pulling a 3-point turnaround in the middle of the fucking street
WChristmas Lasagna
December 30, 2024 at 6:06 AM
WChristmas Lasagna
i made a photobook for my parents' trip to italy
December 24, 2024 at 3:23 PM
i made a photobook for my parents' trip to italy
fastest "show less like this" presser in the west
December 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
fastest "show less like this" presser in the west