Hamlet's Mill ground my ass to gold and much later, to smithereens
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hamlet's Mill ground my ass to gold and much later, to smithereens
I'm Julie Chen Moonves,
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm Julie Chen Moonves,
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That's it, payback, revenge
I'm mad!
I'm mad!
September 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
That's it, payback, revenge
I'm mad!
I'm mad!
Reposted by Doctor Haunted
STALKER [1979; dir. Andrei Tarkovsky]
Hang on a minute. This "Zone" isn't "Cool" at all! It sucks!
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
STALKER [1979; dir. Andrei Tarkovsky]
There is an epidemic of Georges who dont feel comfortable appearing Curious in public
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There is an epidemic of Georges who dont feel comfortable appearing Curious in public
Smokin straight dick. Taint and balls in my bong
September 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Smokin straight dick. Taint and balls in my bong
I need hot dog i need cheeseburger
September 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I need hot dog i need cheeseburger
I've got like three wolves inside of me and let's just say one is a tapeworm
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've got like three wolves inside of me and let's just say one is a tapeworm
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do NOT overthink things
September 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
do NOT overthink things
Someone just stole my trash cans
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Someone just stole my trash cans
I wear Big Hoodies
Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack
Losing my Cellphone
Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack
Losing my Cellphone
September 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wear Big Hoodies
Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack
Losing my Cellphone
Front Pouch like a Fanny Pack
Losing my Cellphone
I got a stack of cards and. I can't shuffle (the blues)
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I got a stack of cards and. I can't shuffle (the blues)
Balatro is technically solitaire
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Balatro is technically solitaire
Everyone does not have two wolves inside of them
They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain
You get to name him but you also have to feel pain
They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain
You get to name him but you also have to feel pain
September 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone does not have two wolves inside of them
They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain
You get to name him but you also have to feel pain
They have one little guy pestering them inside of their brain
You get to name him but you also have to feel pain
"I saw the sign"
"It opened up my eyes I saw the sign"
Okay so but how did you see it
"It opened up my eyes I saw the sign"
Okay so but how did you see it
September 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"I saw the sign"
"It opened up my eyes I saw the sign"
Okay so but how did you see it
"It opened up my eyes I saw the sign"
Okay so but how did you see it
Today someone talked to me about the shadow the hedgehog game where he shoots guns and then soundly beat me in mario kart
September 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Today someone talked to me about the shadow the hedgehog game where he shoots guns and then soundly beat me in mario kart
AI can't shit my ass
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
AI can't shit my ass
Jesus christ I ate some taco bell earlier didn't i
August 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Jesus christ I ate some taco bell earlier didn't i
Took an online autism test and they didn't give me the results and now im upset
August 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Took an online autism test and they didn't give me the results and now im upset
Not only does our dog daycare offer overnight boarding, we will straight up take your dog forever and you won't be able to find us on Google
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not only does our dog daycare offer overnight boarding, we will straight up take your dog forever and you won't be able to find us on Google
As a man who identifies with michael cera, seeing him in dockers has me scrambling
August 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As a man who identifies with michael cera, seeing him in dockers has me scrambling
Something to think about
August 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Something to think about
Being the best at checkers is more impressive than being the best at chess.
August 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Being the best at checkers is more impressive than being the best at chess.
If you ever feel bad, search your first name + poop into spotify
August 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If you ever feel bad, search your first name + poop into spotify
I subscribe to a belief system called "brooms invincible" which contends that just because I have never seen anyone snap a broom in half, they are not breakable.
They might not even exist
They might not even exist
August 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I subscribe to a belief system called "brooms invincible" which contends that just because I have never seen anyone snap a broom in half, they are not breakable.
They might not even exist
They might not even exist