Anastasia Beaverhausen
@halfgingbehr.bsky.social
Neurospicy cat dad, alleged adult, runner, and sci-fi nerd. California sober. Black lives matter. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️🌈🐻 in Floriduh. They mostly come out at night, mostly. NSFW-ish.
So many people coming out as Spotify users is 👀. Granted, Apple doesn't have clean hands either, but yall really out here still paying for ICE ads?! 🙅♂️
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So many people coming out as Spotify users is 👀. Granted, Apple doesn't have clean hands either, but yall really out here still paying for ICE ads?! 🙅♂️
I see your f*gg*t and raise you one 🚬🌈🍑.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I see your f*gg*t and raise you one 🚬🌈🍑.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
If you see this, post an album cover with a vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a vehicle on it.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨
Openly gay men, over age 30, talking about their preferences on this app but then disagree when someone suggests (correctly I might add) that you sound demisexual... crazy thought, but if you don't want to hear other's comments, don't post it on the internet. 👀🙄🙅♂️
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Openly gay men, over age 30, talking about their preferences on this app but then disagree when someone suggests (correctly I might add) that you sound demisexual... crazy thought, but if you don't want to hear other's comments, don't post it on the internet. 👀🙄🙅♂️
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
And this is why I tell people that I am a human tree. 🤓
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
And this is why I tell people that I am a human tree. 🤓
Literally always. 🤣🤷🏼♂️
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Literally always. 🤣🤷🏼♂️
I'm sick of reading hot takes on the internet. First a lady on TikTok saying you're "weird" for supporting animal rights vs. human rights, and then one here saying the working class does not have enough time (ie, it's a luxury) for exercise. Go touch or smoke some grass yall. 👀🙄
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm sick of reading hot takes on the internet. First a lady on TikTok saying you're "weird" for supporting animal rights vs. human rights, and then one here saying the working class does not have enough time (ie, it's a luxury) for exercise. Go touch or smoke some grass yall. 👀🙄
Post a movie gif from the year you were born.
September 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Post a movie gif from the year you were born.
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Drop some STAIRCASES
July 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Drop some STAIRCASES
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
July 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
I manage adults, who manage adults, who give experimental medications to real, live humans.
Official Repetition Counter
February 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I manage adults, who manage adults, who give experimental medications to real, live humans.
I just deleted all Meta apps and Twitter (I'll dead name that platform for life) from my phone. And if TikTok does go dark tomorrow, I'll have an inordinate amount of "free time" again. Let's hope the next 4 years won't be as bleak. 🥹🥺
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I just deleted all Meta apps and Twitter (I'll dead name that platform for life) from my phone. And if TikTok does go dark tomorrow, I'll have an inordinate amount of "free time" again. Let's hope the next 4 years won't be as bleak. 🥹🥺
Calling all trekkies!
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
January 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Calling all trekkies!
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
"And you, and you, and you, you're gonna love mmmmeeeeeee..."
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"And you, and you, and you, you're gonna love mmmmeeeeeee..."
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy... 🤣🤷🏼♂️💯
January 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy... 🤣🤷🏼♂️💯
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
January 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…
If you see this, do it! 💕
• name: Phillip
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6'4
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Virgo
• piercings: 1
• tattoos: 2
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: sweet tea
• fav animal: cats
• MBTI: ITSJ
• name: Phillip
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6'4
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Virgo
• piercings: 1
• tattoos: 2
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: sweet tea
• fav animal: cats
• MBTI: ITSJ
if you see this, do it! 💕
• name: Thom
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’9
• sexuality: Gay
• sign: Libra
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 0 (as of yet)
• fav color: Blue
• fav drink: Coffee
• fav animal: Raven
• MBTI: INFJ
• name: Thom
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’9
• sexuality: Gay
• sign: Libra
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 0 (as of yet)
• fav color: Blue
• fav drink: Coffee
• fav animal: Raven
• MBTI: INFJ
if you see this, do it! 💕
• name: Jeff
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’10
• sexuality: Gay
• sign: Aquarius
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 0 (as of yet)
• fav color: Green
• fav drink: Sprite
• fav animal: manta ray
• MBTI: INFP
• name: Jeff
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’10
• sexuality: Gay
• sign: Aquarius
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 0 (as of yet)
• fav color: Green
• fav drink: Sprite
• fav animal: manta ray
• MBTI: INFP
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you see this, do it! 💕
• name: Phillip
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6'4
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Virgo
• piercings: 1
• tattoos: 2
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: sweet tea
• fav animal: cats
• MBTI: ITSJ
• name: Phillip
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6'4
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Virgo
• piercings: 1
• tattoos: 2
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: sweet tea
• fav animal: cats
• MBTI: ITSJ
Since 1978.™️
January 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Since 1978.™️
Certified 🚬
December 4, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Certified 🚬
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
