Half Eejit
@halfeejit.bsky.social
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December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Autechre’s Christmas album - NTS Sessions - has become a seminal holiday staple, brimming with gonk and good cheer 🎁🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Autechre’s Christmas album - NTS Sessions - has become a seminal holiday staple, brimming with gonk and good cheer 🎁🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻
In this house we like to pronounce chocolate “shah-co-lot” because it sounds fancier and, maybe even French.
“Shaw-ca-litte” is acceptable if you prefer to assign the noun a female gender. Bonus points for any added trills, rolls, or French accent. 🍫🍫🍫
“Shaw-ca-litte” is acceptable if you prefer to assign the noun a female gender. Bonus points for any added trills, rolls, or French accent. 🍫🍫🍫
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In this house we like to pronounce chocolate “shah-co-lot” because it sounds fancier and, maybe even French.
“Shaw-ca-litte” is acceptable if you prefer to assign the noun a female gender. Bonus points for any added trills, rolls, or French accent. 🍫🍫🍫
“Shaw-ca-litte” is acceptable if you prefer to assign the noun a female gender. Bonus points for any added trills, rolls, or French accent. 🍫🍫🍫
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Oh you’re girlfriend is an ai chatbot
how cute. My girlfriend is artificial intelligence, the seminal IDM compilation released by Warp records in 1993
how cute. My girlfriend is artificial intelligence, the seminal IDM compilation released by Warp records in 1993
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh you’re girlfriend is an ai chatbot
how cute. My girlfriend is artificial intelligence, the seminal IDM compilation released by Warp records in 1993
how cute. My girlfriend is artificial intelligence, the seminal IDM compilation released by Warp records in 1993
🎺 it’s the end doot doot doot doot doot doot 💀
🦈 baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 🦈
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🎺 it’s the end doot doot doot doot doot doot 💀
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
![Hank Mobley - No Room For Squares (1964) [Blue Note Records]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezx3pv5um2zcycwkvz32iany/bafkreifffdclepgsjeg6ewk4olllioe4ay4k2ovc3glyb4actq6lhz5jli@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Lincoln at the Gettysburg Address: damn, that sucked.
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lincoln at the Gettysburg Address: damn, that sucked.
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I’ve been reporting on the gun industry + lobby for a decade. Whatever we learn abt what happened at Brown, this will be the ultimate truth: The only people who benefit from the status quo on guns in America are the people who make money from guns in America. Everyone else is an acceptable casualty.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’ve been reporting on the gun industry + lobby for a decade. Whatever we learn abt what happened at Brown, this will be the ultimate truth: The only people who benefit from the status quo on guns in America are the people who make money from guns in America. Everyone else is an acceptable casualty.
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it's pretty cool living in a lake town
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it's pretty cool living in a lake town
Features I’m hoping @bsky.app implements:
• Voice Chats (similar to X Spaces)
• Protected/Private Posts (only followers or people you approve can view your posts)
• Save Drafts of Posts
• Edit Posts (even if only for a limited time after posting)
What features would you like see?
• Voice Chats (similar to X Spaces)
• Protected/Private Posts (only followers or people you approve can view your posts)
• Save Drafts of Posts
• Edit Posts (even if only for a limited time after posting)
What features would you like see?
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Features I’m hoping @bsky.app implements:
• Voice Chats (similar to X Spaces)
• Protected/Private Posts (only followers or people you approve can view your posts)
• Save Drafts of Posts
• Edit Posts (even if only for a limited time after posting)
What features would you like see?
• Voice Chats (similar to X Spaces)
• Protected/Private Posts (only followers or people you approve can view your posts)
• Save Drafts of Posts
• Edit Posts (even if only for a limited time after posting)
What features would you like see?
Progress is not linear.
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Progress is not linear.
Purelink - Live [KZU003], by Purelink
2 track album
purelink.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
RIP Brent. Bout to turn up some Bailterspace belters in your honor 🥀
Extremely sad news that Brent McLachlan, the amazing drummer from New Zealand groups the Gordons and Bailterspace, has died after a long bout of ill health. He’d settled in the US and ran a studio in NYC; I was finally lucky enough to see Bailterspace live a couple of years back. Tremendous.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
RIP Brent. Bout to turn up some Bailterspace belters in your honor 🥀
Speaking of women crafting gorgeous albums about the sea:
Colleen - Libres antes del final
🌊 ✨
colleencolleen.bandcamp.com/album/libres...
Colleen - Libres antes del final
🌊 ✨
colleencolleen.bandcamp.com/album/libres...
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Speaking of women crafting gorgeous albums about the sea:
Colleen - Libres antes del final
🌊 ✨
colleencolleen.bandcamp.com/album/libres...
Colleen - Libres antes del final
🌊 ✨
colleencolleen.bandcamp.com/album/libres...
I don’t follow the “rules” re: multi texting without a reply. I’ll double or triple text as long as I have something to say and think nothing of it. This is probably a mortal sin in the eyes of some.
Also, read receipts? Never enabled 🙅
How about you?
Also, read receipts? Never enabled 🙅
How about you?
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don’t follow the “rules” re: multi texting without a reply. I’ll double or triple text as long as I have something to say and think nothing of it. This is probably a mortal sin in the eyes of some.
Also, read receipts? Never enabled 🙅
How about you?
Also, read receipts? Never enabled 🙅
How about you?
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Paul Cornoyer (American, 1864–1923)
"Christmas in Madison Square Park", 1910.
Oil on Canvas, 68.6 × 41.9 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Christmas in Madison Square Park", 1910.
Oil on Canvas, 68.6 × 41.9 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Paul Cornoyer (American, 1864–1923)
"Christmas in Madison Square Park", 1910.
Oil on Canvas, 68.6 × 41.9 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Christmas in Madison Square Park", 1910.
Oil on Canvas, 68.6 × 41.9 cm.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
SUPER INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS 🤖
EXERTING CONTROL 🔊
Aleksi Perälä — FI3AC2502126
clone-records.bandcamp.com/album/fw-25-26
#electro #techno
EXERTING CONTROL 🔊
Aleksi Perälä — FI3AC2502126
clone-records.bandcamp.com/album/fw-25-26
#electro #techno
FW 25/26, by Clone Records
12 track album
clone-records.bandcamp.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
SUPER INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS 🤖
EXERTING CONTROL 🔊
Aleksi Perälä — FI3AC2502126
clone-records.bandcamp.com/album/fw-25-26
#electro #techno
EXERTING CONTROL 🔊
Aleksi Perälä — FI3AC2502126
clone-records.bandcamp.com/album/fw-25-26
#electro #techno
favorite qbs in the nfl currently:
lamar jackson
justin herbert
baker mayfield
josh allen
not necessarily in that order. talent aside, they’re all just super entertaining to watch play
lamar jackson
justin herbert
baker mayfield
josh allen
not necessarily in that order. talent aside, they’re all just super entertaining to watch play
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
favorite qbs in the nfl currently:
lamar jackson
justin herbert
baker mayfield
josh allen
not necessarily in that order. talent aside, they’re all just super entertaining to watch play
lamar jackson
justin herbert
baker mayfield
josh allen
not necessarily in that order. talent aside, they’re all just super entertaining to watch play
⚡️STUD⚡️
One week after undergoing surgery to repair a fracture in his non-throwing hand, Justin Herbert led his team in rushing and put up 205 total yards in a Monday night win over the Eagles.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
⚡️STUD⚡️
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Ready to start a movement that argues universities should spend money on their core functions, rather than flashy nonsense. Such as teaching and research for example.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ready to start a movement that argues universities should spend money on their core functions, rather than flashy nonsense. Such as teaching and research for example.
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“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda.
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov