Half Cocked
@halfcockedlaw.bsky.social
Lawyer. Coffee achiever. Technically not a little person. Husband and sometimes research assistant of @drweevil
Hey, it's the first funny thing you've ever said. Congratulations.
April 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hey, it's the first funny thing you've ever said. Congratulations.
Elon and I both want to send Javascript into space, though I want to trap it in the Phantom Zone.
May 6, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Elon and I both want to send Javascript into space, though I want to trap it in the Phantom Zone.
There go the people I must follow them for I am their leader.
May 6, 2024 at 1:05 AM
There go the people I must follow them for I am their leader.
Bette has a line for that
Bette Midler Loveyou GIF
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May 6, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Bette has a line for that
Do you think it will fit in a Honda civic?
May 5, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Do you think it will fit in a Honda civic?
I like the new name of Fort Bragg
May 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I like the new name of Fort Bragg
Cameo by Tomahawk Cruise
May 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Cameo by Tomahawk Cruise
You haven't lived until you've used a depleted uranium driver.
May 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
You haven't lived until you've used a depleted uranium driver.
I believe he's confusing Kendrick for Dr. Dre.
May 4, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I believe he's confusing Kendrick for Dr. Dre.
Passive voice will take credit in a statement later
May 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Passive voice will take credit in a statement later
They've got the full commando cosplay outfit. Tactical helmet, fisher-tikes radio, plate carrier with rifle mags.
May 4, 2024 at 8:27 PM
They've got the full commando cosplay outfit. Tactical helmet, fisher-tikes radio, plate carrier with rifle mags.
Welcome. You've got mail.
May 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Welcome. You've got mail.
Peter is sympathetic because he's also familiar with being iced out because he writes shitty stories
May 4, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Peter is sympathetic because he's also familiar with being iced out because he writes shitty stories
Police are committing crime: we need them to remain cops
May 4, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Police are committing crime: we need them to remain cops
I guess nostr got boring, too.
May 4, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I guess nostr got boring, too.
His mistake wasn't being a pedophile, it was being a gay pedophile.
May 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
His mistake wasn't being a pedophile, it was being a gay pedophile.
A protestor politely declined to talk to me. Here's 2000 words about it.
May 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
A protestor politely declined to talk to me. Here's 2000 words about it.
Writing on the trash can.
May 4, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Writing on the trash can.