Sir my brain just made the sound of static reading this

Look; this is me at work every other day; and yet I am a VP. And a director too at the same time. Idk. Apparently nothing matters. Revel in absurdity.

I came back as a bag of groceries

Let’s go. Portugal? Mexico City? I know you’re a Stan for Mexico City.

(pushed up glasses, adjusts pocket protector) there’s a scientific reason for this and it’s bc the pre shredded cheese is coated in an anti-stick cellulose coating that inhibits the very melty adhesion you want from a shredded cheese!

Great, they can go ahead. Have fun, I guess? This is what happens when people think Atlas Shrugged is real life lol

I just think it’s weird for people to get pressed about small children eating food if their parents can’t afford it

A BILLION DOLLARS is so much more money than I think most people can understand and I think that’s why so many people defend billionaires.

You will never be one. You just won’t. And trust, they can pay for their own defense. Don’t work for them for free.

He LITERALLY endorsed Cuomo, an actual loser who lost the primary and again lost the general like a losing loser.

I think about him a lot. Wheels up. ❤️

Sad clap

Read the room you morons. Nobody wants this.

Yeah but also who cares. Let them sit in their own stink.

Not captured. Willing and complicit.

lol “oh no, don’t go, wait stop zzzzz” lol

Seriously; like, fuck, read the room??