Suzy
@halfbaked-ideas.bsky.social
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Suzy
@halfbaked-ideas.bsky.social
· Dec 10
(deep breath) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
As much as I easily despair I am so encouraged by how motivated my neighbors are here in Charlotte now that 🧊 is sliming around town. Fuck yes make good trouble.
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
As much as I easily despair I am so encouraged by how motivated my neighbors are here in Charlotte now that 🧊 is sliming around town. Fuck yes make good trouble.
Always knew my summers working as a lifeguard, perfecting my sharp, loud whistle bursts would have lifelong benefits. Especially now that it’s ICEy in the Queen City.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Always knew my summers working as a lifeguard, perfecting my sharp, loud whistle bursts would have lifelong benefits. Especially now that it’s ICEy in the Queen City.
The workplace i ruined will now read from a prepared statement
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The workplace i ruined will now read from a prepared statement
Trump’s America: we refuse to pay SNAP benefits and would rather kneecap the aviation industry than pay for healthcare that people already had
Also trumps America: El*n M*sk to become worlds first trillionaire bc money means nothing and the rules are made up
Every day I get closer to leaving
Also trumps America: El*n M*sk to become worlds first trillionaire bc money means nothing and the rules are made up
Every day I get closer to leaving
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Trump’s America: we refuse to pay SNAP benefits and would rather kneecap the aviation industry than pay for healthcare that people already had
Also trumps America: El*n M*sk to become worlds first trillionaire bc money means nothing and the rules are made up
Every day I get closer to leaving
Also trumps America: El*n M*sk to become worlds first trillionaire bc money means nothing and the rules are made up
Every day I get closer to leaving
Oh. He’s a billionaire? Ok.
More people should ask themselves why billionaires have so many opinions about, like, MAYORS. Dudes, you won. You have more money than anyone can fathom. Being so pressed about paying more in taxes is so fucking embarrassing, like… you can’t afford it? Grow up.
More people should ask themselves why billionaires have so many opinions about, like, MAYORS. Dudes, you won. You have more money than anyone can fathom. Being so pressed about paying more in taxes is so fucking embarrassing, like… you can’t afford it? Grow up.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh. He’s a billionaire? Ok.
More people should ask themselves why billionaires have so many opinions about, like, MAYORS. Dudes, you won. You have more money than anyone can fathom. Being so pressed about paying more in taxes is so fucking embarrassing, like… you can’t afford it? Grow up.
More people should ask themselves why billionaires have so many opinions about, like, MAYORS. Dudes, you won. You have more money than anyone can fathom. Being so pressed about paying more in taxes is so fucking embarrassing, like… you can’t afford it? Grow up.
Now’s a good time for me admit I have no idea who “bill ackman” is.
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Now’s a good time for me admit I have no idea who “bill ackman” is.
It’s Mamdani, bitch
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s Mamdani, bitch
Tonight is a victory for women with Mikie and Abigail taking victories in two incredibly important states. May more progressive women prevail. Way to go NJ and VA.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tonight is a victory for women with Mikie and Abigail taking victories in two incredibly important states. May more progressive women prevail. Way to go NJ and VA.
“Make sure your seatbelt is fastened securely as this plane may or may not land smoothly” girl be serious
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Make sure your seatbelt is fastened securely as this plane may or may not land smoothly” girl be serious
Making it up as I go along
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Making it up as I go along
10/26/25 - heater kicked on. Damn, I thought we could make it to November 😑
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
10/26/25 - heater kicked on. Damn, I thought we could make it to November 😑
Reposted by Suzy
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.
No more.
Romantic breakups are written about to infinity.
Familial estrangement is not new but recently highlighted and documented in more visible ways, so there’s a lot out there already.
A friend breakup or detachment is kind of… less considered? But it hurts, in a deep, real way.
Familial estrangement is not new but recently highlighted and documented in more visible ways, so there’s a lot out there already.
A friend breakup or detachment is kind of… less considered? But it hurts, in a deep, real way.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Romantic breakups are written about to infinity.
Familial estrangement is not new but recently highlighted and documented in more visible ways, so there’s a lot out there already.
A friend breakup or detachment is kind of… less considered? But it hurts, in a deep, real way.
Familial estrangement is not new but recently highlighted and documented in more visible ways, so there’s a lot out there already.
A friend breakup or detachment is kind of… less considered? But it hurts, in a deep, real way.
It’s such a weird feeling knowing my brother has been gone from my life longer than the time he was there.
I can still remember the texture of his hair. The shape of his fingernails. The gentle softness of his cheek and how it changed as he got older.
He was here, dammit. I can’t forget.
I can still remember the texture of his hair. The shape of his fingernails. The gentle softness of his cheek and how it changed as he got older.
He was here, dammit. I can’t forget.
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s such a weird feeling knowing my brother has been gone from my life longer than the time he was there.
I can still remember the texture of his hair. The shape of his fingernails. The gentle softness of his cheek and how it changed as he got older.
He was here, dammit. I can’t forget.
I can still remember the texture of his hair. The shape of his fingernails. The gentle softness of his cheek and how it changed as he got older.
He was here, dammit. I can’t forget.
There are many horrors in living in the Carolina’s, one of which are the gigantic Palmetto Bugs. Technically they are cockroaches but unlike German roaches they live outside and eat decaying plant matter, which there is a lot of rn, and they really only come inside seeking moisture. Anyway,
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There are many horrors in living in the Carolina’s, one of which are the gigantic Palmetto Bugs. Technically they are cockroaches but unlike German roaches they live outside and eat decaying plant matter, which there is a lot of rn, and they really only come inside seeking moisture. Anyway,
I know I’m getting old and invisible bc I am the only woman sitting at this very crowded hotel bar and I have felt the unmistakable discomfort of a man’s gaze ZERO times. Thank GOD. Hag years activate!!!
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I know I’m getting old and invisible bc I am the only woman sitting at this very crowded hotel bar and I have felt the unmistakable discomfort of a man’s gaze ZERO times. Thank GOD. Hag years activate!!!
They are far less popular than they think. Keep this energy coming.
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
They are far less popular than they think. Keep this energy coming.
The uncanny valley of feeling when I post a serious business note on LinkedIn about some work thing I’m doing and my chronically online, chaotic meme-sharing friend likes it and I realize that I exist in two distinct planes of reality depending on why someone knows my name
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The uncanny valley of feeling when I post a serious business note on LinkedIn about some work thing I’m doing and my chronically online, chaotic meme-sharing friend likes it and I realize that I exist in two distinct planes of reality depending on why someone knows my name
Reposted by Suzy
When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.
Why tf are fireworks going off tonight
September 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why tf are fireworks going off tonight
I think it’s about time we recognize that Old Town Road by Lil Nas X goes way harder than we as a culture were ready to admit.
This press conference is over and I will be taking no questions at this time.
This press conference is over and I will be taking no questions at this time.
August 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I think it’s about time we recognize that Old Town Road by Lil Nas X goes way harder than we as a culture were ready to admit.
This press conference is over and I will be taking no questions at this time.
This press conference is over and I will be taking no questions at this time.
Weighted vest? I got 36G’s, bro, I’m good.
August 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Weighted vest? I got 36G’s, bro, I’m good.
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Straight dudes need to realize that the key to a woman’s ❤️ is make her laugh and make her feel safe. That’s it. Your looks, your financial situation, your “alpha/sigma” nonsense doesn’t matter. If girls don’t like you it’s bc you don’t make them laugh and feel safe. Both things need to happen.
July 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Straight dudes need to realize that the key to a woman’s ❤️ is make her laugh and make her feel safe. That’s it. Your looks, your financial situation, your “alpha/sigma” nonsense doesn’t matter. If girls don’t like you it’s bc you don’t make them laugh and feel safe. Both things need to happen.
Like a “Whitman’s Sampler” but for savory bites. Bacon egg and cheese bonbon. Biscuit n’ gravy drop. Chip and salsa bite. Steak potato tot. Grilled cheese and tomato soup amuse. One bite Thanksgiving turkey stuffing and gravy. Oh! Is that a pizza dollop? What joy!
June 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Like a “Whitman’s Sampler” but for savory bites. Bacon egg and cheese bonbon. Biscuit n’ gravy drop. Chip and salsa bite. Steak potato tot. Grilled cheese and tomato soup amuse. One bite Thanksgiving turkey stuffing and gravy. Oh! Is that a pizza dollop? What joy!