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Ferris Wheeler
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6th-generation Mainer from New Jersey. Slug charmer, fan of the Oxford comma. You can follow me but I'm not going anywhere.

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Damn, this image nearly had me convinced, but then I recognized that feeling like my soul was being sucked out by a Dementor. It never fails
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
While that's technically true, the good people of Walmart did overwhelmingly donate to right-wing PACs. Here's a more nuanced reckoning:
united4respect.org/reports/walm...
Walmart's Political Spending
Walmart and the Waltons have spent over $32 million on politics this cycle. Here's who they gave to:
united4respect.org
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The AI image isn't helping the case tho
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's as if half (okay, a third) of the county didn't learn anything from a century of cinema.
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"The loopy D" is what I'll be calling him now
September 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And what exactly is this "tough position?" Not wanting to disappoint donors to to her Super Pac?
September 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"The World is Our Oyster!"
September 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This would be so much better if the shirt said, "I don't give a quack" !

(And I would have to buy one)
September 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is this an actual stained glass piece?
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
5/11(Sun) KPOP RANDOM DANCE IN TOKYOat TOKYO DOME CITY
YouTube video by NYAM
youtube.com
September 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
August 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not to mention reducing gender to eggy/non eggy
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Brilliant - and the best use of A.I. I've ever seen
July 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That would leave only the MAGestapo and the elderly, poor, and disabled and their caregivers. That's no way to fight authoritarianism.
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
How is Golden expected to vote? Neither his Maine or DC phone lines are taking calls.
July 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM