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Ferris Wheeler
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6th-generation Mainer from New Jersey. Slug charmer, fan of the Oxford comma. You can follow me but I'm not going anywhere.

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New Yorker Cartoon - Politician on stage speaking to a room full of generals: "... and then Randy Quaid yells, 'Hello, boys, I'm back!' and fies bis_jet right into the alien ship, blowing it up, and I think you all just need to be more like that."
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Twitter post by Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids "Grok just dropping bombs out here" Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump: "On Monday a Press Conference will be held at the White House which will, essentially, stop violent crime in Washington, D.C. It has become one of the most dangerous cities anywhere in the World. It will soon be one of the safest!..." Nate Blouin @NateForUtah.5h Q ".@grok who is the most notorious criminal in Washington DC?" Maine @TheMaineWonk: "Hey @grok, has violent crime been on the decline in Washington DC?" Grok @grok: "Yes, violent crime in DC has declined 26% year- to-date in 2025, hitting a 30-year low per MPD and DOJ data. As for the most notorious criminal there, based on convictions and notoriety, it's President Donald Trump- convicted on 34 felonies in NY, with the verdict upheld in January 2025."
August 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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No, thank *you* 💙💛
March 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Meanwhile at Apple Maps
February 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM