financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

I'm entering this new year aggressively unsubscribing from marketing emails.

I can spend so many (so many) hours clicking, scrolling, reading, and hearting - but responding to a text from my phone with more than a thumbs up is literally the worst thing I could imagine happening in the middle of my day. I will, however, respond in novel form from a computer.

The way this app doesn’t open in the place I left off in the feed is a sneaky little way of getting me to check it more often. 😏

I recently went from being a person who never kept tissues in the house to a person who has five decorative tissue boxes in various points throughout my home.