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@haleyinparis.bsky.social
twitter user halesinparis but she's now on here and not twitter and going by haleyinparis so she's different but still halesinparis
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@haleyinparis.bsky.social
· Nov 14
where the hoes (my oomfs) @ ?
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And again.
March 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And again.
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welcome to microblogging! here are your options:
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X (fascist owned)
threads (isn’t mark also a fascist enabler now)
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bluesky (twitter but with the same amount of features as maybe… 2013. perfect app for people who couldn’t wait to tell you about their oneplus phone in 2016)
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X (fascist owned)
threads (isn’t mark also a fascist enabler now)
tumblr
bluesky (twitter but with the same amount of features as maybe… 2013. perfect app for people who couldn’t wait to tell you about their oneplus phone in 2016)
tumblr
March 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
welcome to microblogging! here are your options:
tumblr
X (fascist owned)
threads (isn’t mark also a fascist enabler now)
tumblr
bluesky (twitter but with the same amount of features as maybe… 2013. perfect app for people who couldn’t wait to tell you about their oneplus phone in 2016)
tumblr
tumblr
X (fascist owned)
threads (isn’t mark also a fascist enabler now)
tumblr
bluesky (twitter but with the same amount of features as maybe… 2013. perfect app for people who couldn’t wait to tell you about their oneplus phone in 2016)
tumblr
twitter broken what's up blue sky
March 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
twitter broken what's up blue sky
mind you i've never seen this bitch once
Earth’s temporary mini-moon known as 2024 PT5 is expected to depart today as it heads towards the Sun.
Astronomers have said it may be a chunk of our actual Moon. It is predicted to return to orbit in 2055.
Astronomers have said it may be a chunk of our actual Moon. It is predicted to return to orbit in 2055.
November 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
mind you i've never seen this bitch once
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Facebook is really, really bad with this. It’s why AI slop is taking over that platform
Elon admits that any post on X with a link is throttled
He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it
Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free
He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it
Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Facebook is really, really bad with this. It’s why AI slop is taking over that platform
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Jesus was friends with hookers trannies and theives
November 25, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Jesus was friends with hookers trannies and theives
the should've been a sex and the city episode where charlotte gets one of her boyfriends arrested for cheating on her
It is no longer illegal to cheat on your spouse in New York after a law from 1907 was repealed.
Under the law, cheaters could face up to three months in jail.
Under the law, cheaters could face up to three months in jail.
November 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
the should've been a sex and the city episode where charlotte gets one of her boyfriends arrested for cheating on her
he makes so much and it is never very good
Ryan Murphy’s new series ‘THE BEAUTY’ has entered production.
The story follows a world where physical perfection is obtainable through a sexually transmitted disease.
Starring Evan Peters, Ashton Kutcher, Jeremy Pope and Anthony Ramos.
The story follows a world where physical perfection is obtainable through a sexually transmitted disease.
Starring Evan Peters, Ashton Kutcher, Jeremy Pope and Anthony Ramos.
November 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
he makes so much and it is never very good
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the way libs idolize politicians will never not make me shudder i’m sorry like why do yall treat them like celebrities
November 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
the way libs idolize politicians will never not make me shudder i’m sorry like why do yall treat them like celebrities
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need this app to get just a dash more unhinged and gen-z-ish before it can truly replace twitter im sorry it’s very millennial in here and not in the fun and hip way
November 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
need this app to get just a dash more unhinged and gen-z-ish before it can truly replace twitter im sorry it’s very millennial in here and not in the fun and hip way
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I would carry my oomfs in this
November 23, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I would carry my oomfs in this
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Blunt rotation but they pass me around
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Blunt rotation but they pass me around
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i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
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16 years ago, ‘TWILIGHT’ released in theaters.
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 AM
16 years ago, ‘TWILIGHT’ released in theaters.
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having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited
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anne hathaway’s current career trajectory is the friends we made along the way
November 21, 2024 at 12:23 AM
anne hathaway’s current career trajectory is the friends we made along the way
the wife search starts soon
Cleveland launches formal bid for a WNBA team
Cleveland launches formal bid for a WNBA team
The Cavs said Thursday they and Rock Entertainment Group had formally submitted a proposal for a WNBA expansion team.
www.cnbc.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
the wife search starts soon
raw dairy products are kinda gay like what's next raw dick?
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
raw dairy products are kinda gay like what's next raw dick?
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‘EMILY IN PARIS’ is returning to France, with Season 5 set to begin filming in Spring 2025.
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 PM
‘EMILY IN PARIS’ is returning to France, with Season 5 set to begin filming in Spring 2025.
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
gabriel coming back.... gonna kms he needs to leave her aloneeeeee
‘EMILY IN PARIS’ is returning to France, with Season 5 set to begin filming in Spring 2025.
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
Lucas Bravo will return as Gabriel.
(Source: https://variety.com/2024/tv/global/emily-in-paris-season-5-lucas-bravo-returning-1236213133/)
November 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
gabriel coming back.... gonna kms he needs to leave her aloneeeeee
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Anne Hathaway’s upcoming films:
• The Princess Diaries 3
• Flowervale Street w/ Ewan McGregor
• The Devil Wears Prada 2
• Paper Tiger w/ Jeremy Strong
• Untitled Christopher Nolan Film w/ Tom Holland, Zendaya & Lupita Nyong’o
• Verity
• Mother Mary w/ Michaela Coel
• The Princess Diaries 3
• Flowervale Street w/ Ewan McGregor
• The Devil Wears Prada 2
• Paper Tiger w/ Jeremy Strong
• Untitled Christopher Nolan Film w/ Tom Holland, Zendaya & Lupita Nyong’o
• Verity
• Mother Mary w/ Michaela Coel
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Anne Hathaway’s upcoming films:
• The Princess Diaries 3
• Flowervale Street w/ Ewan McGregor
• The Devil Wears Prada 2
• Paper Tiger w/ Jeremy Strong
• Untitled Christopher Nolan Film w/ Tom Holland, Zendaya & Lupita Nyong’o
• Verity
• Mother Mary w/ Michaela Coel
• The Princess Diaries 3
• Flowervale Street w/ Ewan McGregor
• The Devil Wears Prada 2
• Paper Tiger w/ Jeremy Strong
• Untitled Christopher Nolan Film w/ Tom Holland, Zendaya & Lupita Nyong’o
• Verity
• Mother Mary w/ Michaela Coel
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the sun starting to set at 5pm should be illegal someone arrest that big round yellow fuck
November 19, 2024 at 11:48 PM
the sun starting to set at 5pm should be illegal someone arrest that big round yellow fuck