Haley
@haleyeliza.bsky.social
Trying to find a spot to chill on the internet. Is this it?
Posting my movie credits on my ig story and blocking out the names of my team because I hate them lol.
July 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Posting my movie credits on my ig story and blocking out the names of my team because I hate them lol.
So turns out that I’ve been misdiagnosed for a decade and I have psoriasis.🙃
Time for another excema girl summer where everyone asks if I’m ok and I have to explain myself a million times and they ask if I’ve tried their snake oil or being vegan or seen a doctor and I have to say stfu plz over and over🙃
May 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So turns out that I’ve been misdiagnosed for a decade and I have psoriasis.🙃
Y’all aren’t gonna be able to ever make me care about Beyoncé for the same reason I don’t care about Taylor Swift. I don’t fuck with billionaires. Byeeeeeee
May 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Y’all aren’t gonna be able to ever make me care about Beyoncé for the same reason I don’t care about Taylor Swift. I don’t fuck with billionaires. Byeeeeeee
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New YouTube video of @haleyeliza.bsky.social and I's trip camping at the top of Black Balsam Knob in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina! What an amazing trip - can't wait to do it again!
youtu.be/l6UtLP26x1w
youtu.be/l6UtLP26x1w
Black Balsam Knob | Camp and Cook
YouTube video by Adam Hatch
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May 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
New YouTube video of @haleyeliza.bsky.social and I's trip camping at the top of Black Balsam Knob in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina! What an amazing trip - can't wait to do it again!
youtu.be/l6UtLP26x1w
youtu.be/l6UtLP26x1w
The way people are using the front camera for selfies and having their forearm take up half of every picture….it looks dumb and y’all WILL regret it…….
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The way people are using the front camera for selfies and having their forearm take up half of every picture….it looks dumb and y’all WILL regret it…….
I had to tell Aster that her best friend is gone and it’s not fair. Fuck. FUCK.
April 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I had to tell Aster that her best friend is gone and it’s not fair. Fuck. FUCK.
All these people are so worried about seed oils, but when was the last time they ate a vegetable?
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
All these people are so worried about seed oils, but when was the last time they ate a vegetable?
Time for another excema girl summer where everyone asks if I’m ok and I have to explain myself a million times and they ask if I’ve tried their snake oil or being vegan or seen a doctor and I have to say stfu plz over and over🙃
April 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Time for another excema girl summer where everyone asks if I’m ok and I have to explain myself a million times and they ask if I’ve tried their snake oil or being vegan or seen a doctor and I have to say stfu plz over and over🙃
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Just dropped a couple signed copies of Planet Cold off at Criminal Records if you’re in Atlanta and want to grab one!
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just dropped a couple signed copies of Planet Cold off at Criminal Records if you’re in Atlanta and want to grab one!
Please don’t talk to me about the economy. I’m busy listening to Bon Iver’s discography and playing my Switch game as an emo gay witch.
April 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Please don’t talk to me about the economy. I’m busy listening to Bon Iver’s discography and playing my Switch game as an emo gay witch.
The best part of not being a republican is that I’m literally so hot and I’m not ugly like them.
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The best part of not being a republican is that I’m literally so hot and I’m not ugly like them.
People who think Season 3 of The White Lotus is boring have never sat with their own thoughts for more than five minutes.
April 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
People who think Season 3 of The White Lotus is boring have never sat with their own thoughts for more than five minutes.
Locking tf in today at work
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Locking tf in today at work
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I’m super proud to announce my new graphic novel Planet Cold will be available on Amazon next Friday, March 14th!
On a frozen rouge moon blistering through deep space, Spiffy searches the cosmos for a new world her species can call home.
On a frozen rouge moon blistering through deep space, Spiffy searches the cosmos for a new world her species can call home.
March 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m super proud to announce my new graphic novel Planet Cold will be available on Amazon next Friday, March 14th!
On a frozen rouge moon blistering through deep space, Spiffy searches the cosmos for a new world her species can call home.
On a frozen rouge moon blistering through deep space, Spiffy searches the cosmos for a new world her species can call home.
Everyone telling me about their own personal dog bite stories to make me feel better….what?! No dog should be biting anyone. Ever. Wtf.
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Everyone telling me about their own personal dog bite stories to make me feel better….what?! No dog should be biting anyone. Ever. Wtf.
Hangxiety is the worst feeling in the world.
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hangxiety is the worst feeling in the world.
Adam filled out all my paperwork at urgent care, told the pharmacy to hurry tf up with my medicine, and opens my pill bottles for me🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it
ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting in front of a microphone with a sign that says things on it
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February 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Adam filled out all my paperwork at urgent care, told the pharmacy to hurry tf up with my medicine, and opens my pill bottles for me🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Reading at The Eastern, waiting for Father John Misty to play❤️🔥
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reading at The Eastern, waiting for Father John Misty to play❤️🔥
The light on my street stops working every few months. Hundreds of people drive through it daily. Does anyone call to have it fixed? No. No one except me. They came within the hour. You’re welcome everyone. Women in STEM iktr🫡
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The light on my street stops working every few months. Hundreds of people drive through it daily. Does anyone call to have it fixed? No. No one except me. They came within the hour. You’re welcome everyone. Women in STEM iktr🫡
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when Kendrick mentioned pedophiles in his song "Not Like Us," it was a patriotic tribute to our great president Donald Trump, who was good friends with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein! #USA
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
when Kendrick mentioned pedophiles in his song "Not Like Us," it was a patriotic tribute to our great president Donald Trump, who was good friends with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein! #USA
Me when I have to actually use my emergency fund for an emergency
a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words omgggg written below her
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February 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me when I have to actually use my emergency fund for an emergency
Everything wrong with America is right there at the Super Bowl- toxic masculinity, wealth inequality, late stage capitalism, racism, domestic abuse….
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Everything wrong with America is right there at the Super Bowl- toxic masculinity, wealth inequality, late stage capitalism, racism, domestic abuse….
The Venn Diagram of Howl’s Moving Castle and The Substance is a circle.
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Venn Diagram of Howl’s Moving Castle and The Substance is a circle.
Intros on emails are out this year. Let’s just say what we need to say. No hey there or good morning or what’s up fucker or greetings you cock sucker.
February 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Intros on emails are out this year. Let’s just say what we need to say. No hey there or good morning or what’s up fucker or greetings you cock sucker.
If the inside of my pantry and fridge doesn’t look like you’re actually at a Trader Joe’s then I’m not happy.
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If the inside of my pantry and fridge doesn’t look like you’re actually at a Trader Joe’s then I’m not happy.