Lauren Haldeman
@haldini.bsky.social
not going to lie, i'm much better here:
https://www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman
https://www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman
“more will be revealed” is my rallying cry. keep going, you dingdongs
January 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“more will be revealed” is my rallying cry. keep going, you dingdongs
my new year’s resolution is seneca’s worst nightmare
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 AM
my new year’s resolution is seneca’s worst nightmare
anyone else get stuck in the bottomless dimension that is dec 26-30? tell me. it’s like a floating 13th month right?
December 26, 2024 at 7:46 PM
anyone else get stuck in the bottomless dimension that is dec 26-30? tell me. it’s like a floating 13th month right?
his name was frank
December 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
his name was frank
follow me on instagram you monsters! www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman
December 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
follow me on instagram you monsters! www.instagram.com/laurenhaldeman
“sometimes we have to get uncomfortable before we can really enjoy being comfortable” is something i said to my kid just now and he didn’t respond he just walked away
November 26, 2024 at 9:48 PM
“sometimes we have to get uncomfortable before we can really enjoy being comfortable” is something i said to my kid just now and he didn’t respond he just walked away
how even the process of adding the app left me winded
November 23, 2024 at 9:27 PM
how even the process of adding the app left me winded
brewing up so much bitch-ass tea in this stud of a mug omg
November 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
brewing up so much bitch-ass tea in this stud of a mug omg
“why now — this bread can’t be eaten with a fork or spoon! let’s make a new kind that can.” - person who invented pasta maybe
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 AM
“why now — this bread can’t be eaten with a fork or spoon! let’s make a new kind that can.” - person who invented pasta maybe
just deleted the twitters :) ex-x now
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
just deleted the twitters :) ex-x now
asking the big questions
July 21, 2024 at 3:18 AM
asking the big questions
would love some plain ol “precedented” times at some point
July 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
would love some plain ol “precedented” times at some point
there were no names for things yet
July 12, 2024 at 3:03 PM
there were no names for things yet
Reposted by Lauren Haldeman
i’d bet money on it
July 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i’d bet money on it
i promise i’ll take care of it all by myself
July 3, 2024 at 11:06 PM
i promise i’ll take care of it all by myself
i’ve been wondering the same thing myself kid
July 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
i’ve been wondering the same thing myself kid
we hear you vacuum. we hear you.
June 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
we hear you vacuum. we hear you.
