Iris, 3: your nipple looks like ice cream
July 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Iris, 3: your nipple looks like ice cream
Iris: can I lick the toothpaste a little?
Her mom: no, you already licked it a little.
Iris: no, I licked it *a lot.*
Her mom: ok, you can lick it a little.
Her mom: no, you already licked it a little.
Iris: no, I licked it *a lot.*
Her mom: ok, you can lick it a little.
May 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Iris: can I lick the toothpaste a little?
Her mom: no, you already licked it a little.
Iris: no, I licked it *a lot.*
Her mom: ok, you can lick it a little.
Her mom: no, you already licked it a little.
Iris: no, I licked it *a lot.*
Her mom: ok, you can lick it a little.
Iris, 3: Help me! Take my pants off, I need to eat some water.
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Iris, 3: Help me! Take my pants off, I need to eat some water.
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An ancient and magical amber bear. Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea.
✨Merry Christmas everyone✨
National Museum of Denmark 📷 by me
#Archaeology
✨Merry Christmas everyone✨
National Museum of Denmark 📷 by me
#Archaeology
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 AM
An ancient and magical amber bear. Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea.
✨Merry Christmas everyone✨
National Museum of Denmark 📷 by me
#Archaeology
✨Merry Christmas everyone✨
National Museum of Denmark 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Iris, 3: I got my knives when I was a baby, from a police man, and that’s how I learned to talk.
April 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Iris, 3: I got my knives when I was a baby, from a police man, and that’s how I learned to talk.
@flysas.com your website and app have both been giving me a system error when I try to book. I’ve tried on three different devices—it’s been doing this for the past 2 hours. I’ve also been on hold with customer service for almost the same amount of time. Are calls still being answered?
March 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@flysas.com your website and app have both been giving me a system error when I try to book. I’ve tried on three different devices—it’s been doing this for the past 2 hours. I’ve also been on hold with customer service for almost the same amount of time. Are calls still being answered?
Wife, to our newborn: you have a little bit of bellybutton on your penis, which is a sentence I never thought I’d say
March 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Wife, to our newborn: you have a little bit of bellybutton on your penis, which is a sentence I never thought I’d say
I would upgrade my iPhone immediately if Apple Intelligence was able to effectively identify political texts and block them all automatically
March 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I would upgrade my iPhone immediately if Apple Intelligence was able to effectively identify political texts and block them all automatically
Me: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Iris: gum.
Me, confused: what’s gum?
Iris, impatient: it’s like food.
Iris: gum.
Me, confused: what’s gum?
Iris, impatient: it’s like food.
March 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Iris: gum.
Me, confused: what’s gum?
Iris, impatient: it’s like food.
Iris: gum.
Me, confused: what’s gum?
Iris, impatient: it’s like food.
Iris: I love chewing tweety bird’s eyes
March 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Iris: I love chewing tweety bird’s eyes
Iris pronounces playground as “pain ground”
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Iris pronounces playground as “pain ground”
So is succession ultimately just a show about how being rich is kinda boring?
March 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So is succession ultimately just a show about how being rich is kinda boring?
Reposted by Haldan
The public comment period for changing passports to misgender trans people is open. Please take a moment to let them know that you do not support that change.
30-Day Notice of Proposed Information Collection: Application for a U.S. Passport
The Department of State has submitted the information collection described below to the Office of Management and Budget (OMB) for approval. In accordance with the Paperwork Reduction Act of 1995, we are requesting comments on these collections from all interested individuals and organizations....
www.federalregister.gov
February 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The public comment period for changing passports to misgender trans people is open. Please take a moment to let them know that you do not support that change.
Olaf’s “When I’m Older” from Frozen II = Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “Maria” + Björk’s “Oh So Quiet” + Who Wants to be a Millionaire sound FX.
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Olaf’s “When I’m Older” from Frozen II = Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “Maria” + Björk’s “Oh So Quiet” + Who Wants to be a Millionaire sound FX.
Samsung comprises 22%+ of South Korea’s GDP, and has the 5th strongest brand value on earth. Nonetheless it has for years had a website that is essentially nonfunctional. 🤷🏽♂️
February 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Samsung comprises 22%+ of South Korea’s GDP, and has the 5th strongest brand value on earth. Nonetheless it has for years had a website that is essentially nonfunctional. 🤷🏽♂️
Augustina A. always be purchasing
February 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Augustina A. always be purchasing
Ah yes the real world/road rules challenge —> US secretary of transportation pipeline
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ah yes the real world/road rules challenge —> US secretary of transportation pipeline
[playing picnic]
Me: ooh, edamame!
Iris: eda-my mom?
Me: ooh, edamame!
Iris: eda-my mom?
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[playing picnic]
Me: ooh, edamame!
Iris: eda-my mom?
Me: ooh, edamame!
Iris: eda-my mom?
There’s so much to admire about David Lynch, but it should be noted that the man had maybe the best head of hair on earth
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There’s so much to admire about David Lynch, but it should be noted that the man had maybe the best head of hair on earth
One song I get stuck in my head sometimes is that meme collage of Jason Derulo singing his own name over and over again
January 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
One song I get stuck in my head sometimes is that meme collage of Jason Derulo singing his own name over and over again
Are all the sex bots on bluesky named Camilla?
December 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Are all the sex bots on bluesky named Camilla?
Watching peaky blinders is a great way to get back into smoking cigarettes
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Watching peaky blinders is a great way to get back into smoking cigarettes
Hey before the end of the year is a great time to donate a few dollars to @wikipedia.bsky.social since it’s the best website ever and operates on a shoestring.
December 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Hey before the end of the year is a great time to donate a few dollars to @wikipedia.bsky.social since it’s the best website ever and operates on a shoestring.
Iris: I like ketchup on my Hot God
December 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Iris: I like ketchup on my Hot God