Hal 10000
@hal10000.bsky.social
Pennsylvania Astronomer, writer at Ordinary Times, maker of YouTube videos, caretaker of two kids and two dogs.
My Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Water-Lily-Pond-Michael-Siegel-ebook/dp/B01BBFWYI8/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelSiegel14
My Novel: https://www.amazon.com/Water-Lily-Pond-Michael-Siegel-ebook/dp/B01BBFWYI8/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelSiegel14
Voice-to-text is still a work in progress after so many years. When you combine it with my wife's accent, you get solid gold.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Voice-to-text is still a work in progress after so many years. When you combine it with my wife's accent, you get solid gold.
We need the Ordinary Times crew to be more active on here.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We need the Ordinary Times crew to be more active on here.
This is the most horrifying ad I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a few.
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is the most horrifying ad I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a few.
How it started. How it's going. Fuck RFK, Jr.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
How it started. How it's going. Fuck RFK, Jr.
Someone at the NYT needs to be turned upside down and shaken vigorously until a useful organ slides in to fill that empty spot in their skull. French's entire piece (free link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/o...) is about how this idea, pushed by Helen Andrews, is *wrong*.
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Someone at the NYT needs to be turned upside down and shaken vigorously until a useful organ slides in to fill that empty spot in their skull. French's entire piece (free link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/o...) is about how this idea, pushed by Helen Andrews, is *wrong*.
Status of Trump's brain:
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Status of Trump's brain:
It's good but it would funnier if she'd set up this:
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's good but it would funnier if she'd set up this:
Any time this dope talks about history ...
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Any time this dope talks about history ...
Sal 11000 voted for the first time. Mostly judicial races but those are important too!
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sal 11000 voted for the first time. Mostly judicial races but those are important too!
Current state of the DOJ:
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Current state of the DOJ:
The GOP knows that if they get rid of the filibuster, it will let Democrats run wild when they're in power. But Trump does not care. That's the future's problem. And the motto of this administration is:
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The GOP knows that if they get rid of the filibuster, it will let Democrats run wild when they're in power. But Trump does not care. That's the future's problem. And the motto of this administration is:
Ships, ships, such pretty little ships.
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ships, ships, such pretty little ships.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
My brain is melting (via the Bad Place)
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My brain is melting (via the Bad Place)
If he wants to claim something more legitimately, Operation Warp Speed is right there, but ...
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If he wants to claim something more legitimately, Operation Warp Speed is right there, but ...
The one I use is Airfit F30I. It looks like a Hannibal Lecter mask but it works better than anything else I've tried. You might need something custom-fit, though.
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The one I use is Airfit F30I. It looks like a Hannibal Lecter mask but it works better than anything else I've tried. You might need something custom-fit, though.
Damn. I didn't even to get to f around first.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Damn. I didn't even to get to f around first.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Well, I can't believe a coalition of bigots, morons, confederate apologists and religious nutbags and won the White House. We live in a mysterious universe ...
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well, I can't believe a coalition of bigots, morons, confederate apologists and religious nutbags and won the White House. We live in a mysterious universe ...
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
World's Fair opens on my little backwater port town.
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
World's Fair opens on my little backwater port town.
This place used to be called Ditchwater.
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This place used to be called Ditchwater.