Keyboard? More like keybed eeeeey

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.

These two gotta go.

U.S. Mail: Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street, NE Washington, DC 20543

Start sending thousands of letters telling these justices that the court IS NOT DONALDS PERSONAL PERMISSION court. Tell them to do the PEOPLES work. Trump isnt dying, the country isnt in danger, 1/2

I worked all day and now she's exhausted. #caturday

I swear 80% of this cat's thoughts are "I bet I could lay in that"

Her Majesty, Queen of the Bin That Mother is Trying to Organize

Pretty sure I'd be going to hell if I actually believed in it because instead of being embarrassed I accidentally flashed old people at church, I thought "bet that was the highlight of their weekend." 🤣

"Oh you're sorting through small shiny things? I can help!" Thanks but I don't want it...

It's finally cold enough that I got my winter coat out but I put it down carelessly and now it's a cat bed.

Haven't posted much cause I got sick, lost my job, got a new job, and got covid booster + flu vax in rapid-fire succession but here's a lazy Monday kitty

It's "delivery from Japan" day or as the cats think of it, "new box day"

Ah reddit, the one place I can still reliably go to share a subjective opinion about literally anything and have some rando pop up out of nowhere to write an essay on how I'm factually wrong. And then I see my expression mirrored by my cat.

I got a laptop stand for my birthday so she'd stop sprawling across the keyboard and also so I had space to use my art tablet. And she was like "don't u underestimate me, i am a cat"

The trick to getting a midnight snack from grandma is to pretend you haven’t eaten in 5 years as opposed to 1 hour, apparently

She stole his box so I had to find him a new one

"JJ don't you have 2 cats?" I mean yeah but the other one behaves himself and sleeps in old blackship package boxes 80% of the day so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When u gotta be up Too Early and the cat's like "I'm tired from waking you up all night, think I'll nap"

Yeah we're off to a great start here