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Jeff McLanefontane
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This dude needs to get off Twitter and go join a book club.
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s clearly not his fault because men in their fifties casually throwing around slurs typically have very healthy domestic lives.
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Check out this response for some great irony: if he had his way she’d be barefoot and pregnant and would thus have no opportunity to vacillate between turning in shoddy papers and pounding white claws at OU tailgates.
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Pretty sure you’re responding to a bot Tomathan. Old grandma with 7K followers?
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
lol.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The game theory enjoyer has logged on.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Definitely need more pop culture takes from the Harvard and Hamden Hall educated progeny of a law firm partner who know makes his living by stroking his chin.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is how he sees himself but instead of giving “this guy fucks” he gives “this guy does not fuck.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Corporate needs you to . . . etc..

Also wouldn’t it be funny if he hated this job and deep down wishes he had just stayed in banking and finance like all his Princeton buddies?? Maybe he could have been a bought a house in Stamford.
October 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Yeah you can see a short tab in the picture of him where he’s big and dumb and chinless at NTC. Also pretty sure this is him.
October 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
As a corollary some retired 1SG over there posted this deranged screed framing the entire culture war as a battle between good and evil and said we will never overcome the jag officers, PAO, and HR departments until we recognize this.

Just completely hollow.
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Which way western man? The woke T1000 or the virtuous and manly Dr. Spears?
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
August 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This one was me asking ChatGPT to write as if he was the soft headed child of Dan Bongino and Marcus Aurelius.
July 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Here, I did exactly what I said he does and this is what it spat out.
July 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why’s it always these fuckers?
March 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
March 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Here you go dipshit:
January 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
December 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I want more public figures to be as self effacing as Al Gore when it comes to their military service.
December 5, 2024 at 10:29 PM