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Hans the Hairypigcub
@hairypigcub.bsky.social
33 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me.

I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs.
NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
Insatiable hog even out of the cage. Hard and ready for more.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No stroke November!
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Happy Halloween and remember: NO CAPES!
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It was a productive hump day 😜
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Bonus hole pic 😜🐷🕳️
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Last Tummy Tuesday of Locktober. It's been a fun and... Interesting month. And next month my time out of the cage is going to be no less excruciating hehehe (putting the skills I learned this month to use).
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know I'm less known for my writing than for my nudes but for those who've enjoyed:
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Loaded up to end the week!
October 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oink!
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lazy day! 😊
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Man I was desperate tonight, plugged full and whining like a bitch.
October 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I got a little too excited on Sunday hehe
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My weeks are offset by a day, typically, so wouldn't that make today my hump day? Good thing I had a bear around to fuck a couple loads into me.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My ass is hungry, papa, it really is!
October 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Do you want to skewer the hog? Just think how good I'll look impaled on your cock, on the spit. Don't I look so eager? Moaning and groaning for something thick to run me through.
October 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Last minute Fat Cage Friday. Wanting to be a fine pork roast.
October 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I've been posting a lot of my ass lately so here's a more proper cage check and body shot.
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wiggle wiggle 😜
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have a MIGHTY NEED for someone to use my hole.
October 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kicking off Locktober! How horny can we make me?
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Look at that softie! Good thing it's going to be locked up again for another month 😜
September 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Gotta add more meat to the pig!
September 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Waking up from a nap today.
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Like so?
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I've been a little shy about taking photos while being out of my cage. But definitely still horny!
September 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM