Hans the Hairypigcub
@hairypigcub.bsky.social
33 🏳️🌈 he/him
Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me.
I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs.
NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
Pork Roast who enjoys posting way too many lewds and nudes. You'll see kink, chastity, bondage, dildos, and more from me.
I try to be friendly and responsive so feel free to slip into my DMs.
NSFW 🔞 No Minors!
Pinned
I was inspired to make this and hopefully it'll making answering the question "what are you into" easier. :D
Insatiable hog even out of the cage. Hard and ready for more.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Insatiable hog even out of the cage. Hard and ready for more.
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How does your D-type (Dom/Domme/Daddy/etc) invest in you? Or how do you as a D-type strengthen your skill set or bond with your sub to keep the relationship alive and growing?
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How does your D-type (Dom/Domme/Daddy/etc) invest in you? Or how do you as a D-type strengthen your skill set or bond with your sub to keep the relationship alive and growing?
The great thing about writing smut: you get to look at porn for references. Like now: how does a guy look with his dick out while in overalls?
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The great thing about writing smut: you get to look at porn for references. Like now: how does a guy look with his dick out while in overalls?
A comfy night at home, starting to feel like a good pig again rather than a worker drone.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A comfy night at home, starting to feel like a good pig again rather than a worker drone.
Reposted by Hans the Hairypigcub
I'm a bit excited for Thanksgiving and going back through some tasty photos.
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I'm a bit excited for Thanksgiving and going back through some tasty photos.
I should watch V for Vendetta tonight...
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I should watch V for Vendetta tonight...
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No stroke November!
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No stroke November!
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
No stroke November!
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No stroke November!
"My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, it hungers for more."
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, it hungers for more."
Happy Halloween and remember: NO CAPES!
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy Halloween and remember: NO CAPES!
Bottoms! Do you ever have times where your hole is sore from all the activity in the day but your ass keeps begging for more? Like an insatiable itch that only penetration can scratch?
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Bottoms! Do you ever have times where your hole is sore from all the activity in the day but your ass keeps begging for more? Like an insatiable itch that only penetration can scratch?
It was a productive hump day 😜
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It was a productive hump day 😜
Last Tummy Tuesday of Locktober. It's been a fun and... Interesting month. And next month my time out of the cage is going to be no less excruciating hehehe (putting the skills I learned this month to use).
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Last Tummy Tuesday of Locktober. It's been a fun and... Interesting month. And next month my time out of the cage is going to be no less excruciating hehehe (putting the skills I learned this month to use).
I know I'm less known for my writing than for my nudes but for those who've enjoyed:
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I know I'm less known for my writing than for my nudes but for those who've enjoyed:
*black hole appears in movie*
"Oh look, a time sphincter"
Not wrong...
"Oh look, a time sphincter"
Not wrong...
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
*black hole appears in movie*
"Oh look, a time sphincter"
Not wrong...
"Oh look, a time sphincter"
Not wrong...
Loaded up to end the week!
October 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Loaded up to end the week!
Phase 1: Hmmmm this would be a fun Halloween costume.
Phase 2: Hmmmm I can get most of this at the thrift store.
Phase 3: Hmmmmmmmmmm I can modify this.
Phase 4: OH GOD What did I get myself into?!?!
Phase 2: Hmmmm I can get most of this at the thrift store.
Phase 3: Hmmmmmmmmmm I can modify this.
Phase 4: OH GOD What did I get myself into?!?!
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Phase 1: Hmmmm this would be a fun Halloween costume.
Phase 2: Hmmmm I can get most of this at the thrift store.
Phase 3: Hmmmmmmmmmm I can modify this.
Phase 4: OH GOD What did I get myself into?!?!
Phase 2: Hmmmm I can get most of this at the thrift store.
Phase 3: Hmmmmmmmmmm I can modify this.
Phase 4: OH GOD What did I get myself into?!?!
A platypus drew my fetish and I wanted some.
poorly explain how YOU became a furry
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A platypus drew my fetish and I wanted some.
Man I was desperate tonight, plugged full and whining like a bitch.
October 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Man I was desperate tonight, plugged full and whining like a bitch.
It's not about the 9 to 5 but how you live the 5 to 9. Don't let your job take away the joy you deserve outside it.
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's not about the 9 to 5 but how you live the 5 to 9. Don't let your job take away the joy you deserve outside it.
I got a little too excited on Sunday hehe
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I got a little too excited on Sunday hehe