Chris The Hairy
@hairychris.bsky.social
Newish here. Reminds me a lot of old tw*tt*r.
South London. Corporate IT gimp. Bad musician. Run a bit 🐐
Also tend to be a bit literal so not brilliant reading the room. Inveterate user of the singular "they."
South London. Corporate IT gimp. Bad musician. Run a bit 🐐
Also tend to be a bit literal so not brilliant reading the room. Inveterate user of the singular "they."
Morgan's a right-wingish arsehole himself so ehhhhhhhhhhh...
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Morgan's a right-wingish arsehole himself so ehhhhhhhhhhh...
Heard about that drunk in a metal club. Week or 2 later pulled an all-nighter then hit Hyde Park for funeral procession.
Both were very, very weird evenings.
Both were very, very weird evenings.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Heard about that drunk in a metal club. Week or 2 later pulled an all-nighter then hit Hyde Park for funeral procession.
Both were very, very weird evenings.
Both were very, very weird evenings.
Any stag do-related confessions to make?
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Any stag do-related confessions to make?
Smells like petrol >>> smells like persil
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Smells like petrol >>> smells like persil
Yeah.
Not the same but the similarities are there.
As anyone who's ever met an animal should know by now.
Not the same but the similarities are there.
As anyone who's ever met an animal should know by now.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yeah.
Not the same but the similarities are there.
As anyone who's ever met an animal should know by now.
Not the same but the similarities are there.
As anyone who's ever met an animal should know by now.
You're lucky.
His takes on software development are... no... and he's multple-downed on it.
His takes on software development are... no... and he's multple-downed on it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You're lucky.
His takes on software development are... no... and he's multple-downed on it.
His takes on software development are... no... and he's multple-downed on it.
The lack of curiosity...
Dilletantism at it's worst. And arrogant with it.
Doesn't get the most basic concepts & doesn't want to know.
Dilletantism at it's worst. And arrogant with it.
Doesn't get the most basic concepts & doesn't want to know.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The lack of curiosity...
Dilletantism at it's worst. And arrogant with it.
Doesn't get the most basic concepts & doesn't want to know.
Dilletantism at it's worst. And arrogant with it.
Doesn't get the most basic concepts & doesn't want to know.
The older I get the more I think that people were a mistake!
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The older I get the more I think that people were a mistake!
Back & forthed with him on here.
Probably the worst combo of arrogance and cluelessness I've seen in ages.
He followed me so immune to criticism too.
Fuckwit.
Probably the worst combo of arrogance and cluelessness I've seen in ages.
He followed me so immune to criticism too.
Fuckwit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Back & forthed with him on here.
Probably the worst combo of arrogance and cluelessness I've seen in ages.
He followed me so immune to criticism too.
Fuckwit.
Probably the worst combo of arrogance and cluelessness I've seen in ages.
He followed me so immune to criticism too.
Fuckwit.
As a programmer, if your code compiles and runs but the design is misunderstood/wrong/etc then it's more problematic than code that doesn't run in many situations.
I do some financial compliance work. Not life critical but definitely end up in jail critical.
I do some financial compliance work. Not life critical but definitely end up in jail critical.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As a programmer, if your code compiles and runs but the design is misunderstood/wrong/etc then it's more problematic than code that doesn't run in many situations.
I do some financial compliance work. Not life critical but definitely end up in jail critical.
I do some financial compliance work. Not life critical but definitely end up in jail critical.
Yeah.
For some reason he thought that I was agreeing with him.
The whole "code that runs" > "code that doesn't run" thing in that context was painful.
For some reason he thought that I was agreeing with him.
The whole "code that runs" > "code that doesn't run" thing in that context was painful.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yeah.
For some reason he thought that I was agreeing with him.
The whole "code that runs" > "code that doesn't run" thing in that context was painful.
For some reason he thought that I was agreeing with him.
The whole "code that runs" > "code that doesn't run" thing in that context was painful.
I remember a "trying to unscrew his head" line in relation to the Librarian.
Him & the Luggage. Best characters!
Him & the Luggage. Best characters!
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I remember a "trying to unscrew his head" line in relation to the Librarian.
Him & the Luggage. Best characters!
Him & the Luggage. Best characters!
Oh, he also followed me after the above post and hasn't unfollowed since so have I made a friend?
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh, he also followed me after the above post and hasn't unfollowed since so have I made a friend?
Reposting on main thread.
I tried.
(Compsci degree + >30 years in corporate IT roles including development)
bsky.app/profile/hair...
I tried.
(Compsci degree + >30 years in corporate IT roles including development)
bsky.app/profile/hair...
That code ran.
Which is the problem.
Which is the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reposting on main thread.
I tried.
(Compsci degree + >30 years in corporate IT roles including development)
bsky.app/profile/hair...
I tried.
(Compsci degree + >30 years in corporate IT roles including development)
bsky.app/profile/hair...
That code ran.
Which is the problem.
Which is the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hilariously incurious. No clue, not one.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hilariously incurious. No clue, not one.
I know nothing about the project he tried to ruin, btw.
His grasp of fundamentals wasn't.
His grasp of fundamentals wasn't.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know nothing about the project he tried to ruin, btw.
His grasp of fundamentals wasn't.
His grasp of fundamentals wasn't.
I had a back & forth with the guy. He's a terminally arrogant walking category error.
Didn't get that design or maintainability vital parts of dev.
Prick, basically.
Didn't get that design or maintainability vital parts of dev.
Prick, basically.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I had a back & forth with the guy. He's a terminally arrogant walking category error.
Didn't get that design or maintainability vital parts of dev.
Prick, basically.
Didn't get that design or maintainability vital parts of dev.
Prick, basically.
Had a back & forth. He doesn't understand anything about code or software development, but is so fucking arrogant while making category errors in his reasoning.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Had a back & forth. He doesn't understand anything about code or software development, but is so fucking arrogant while making category errors in his reasoning.