Hairy Bernard
@hairybernard.bsky.social
I'm not called Bernard and I'm not hairy, but if I was a wrestler, I'd like to be called Hairy Bernard.
When viewing properties if it doesn't have a huge walk, not interested
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When viewing properties if it doesn't have a huge walk, not interested
Wait the master room sounds awesome but we can't get in it?
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wait the master room sounds awesome but we can't get in it?
He cock bollocks you?
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
He cock bollocks you?
Because motorists are renowned for never moaning about anything at all
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Because motorists are renowned for never moaning about anything at all
All pedestrians should legally be required to not get in the way of any modes of transport including other pedestrians
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All pedestrians should legally be required to not get in the way of any modes of transport including other pedestrians
If all you did was sleep then I think you're in the clear
October 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If all you did was sleep then I think you're in the clear
Plot twist: she's 80
September 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Plot twist: she's 80
Really struggling with this one. What the hell are you going on about?
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Really struggling with this one. What the hell are you going on about?
I've just accepted that it's nothing I can control or change, so let it go, and focus on the smaller closer things like family wellbeing, next bike ride, plan for a holiday, doing a chore I've been putting off, anything with a positive feeling
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I've just accepted that it's nothing I can control or change, so let it go, and focus on the smaller closer things like family wellbeing, next bike ride, plan for a holiday, doing a chore I've been putting off, anything with a positive feeling
must have been a big suit
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
must have been a big suit
There'll definitely be some sucking
September 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There'll definitely be some sucking
It's not your fault. To avoid confusion the gym should have put a do not use sign on the fire exit and none of this would have happened.
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's not your fault. To avoid confusion the gym should have put a do not use sign on the fire exit and none of this would have happened.
You hadn't posted something about Reform for a few hours I was starting to get worried
September 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You hadn't posted something about Reform for a few hours I was starting to get worried
Why are you hanging on his every word?
September 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Why are you hanging on his every word?
Yes! And then someone starts dishing out sweary insults at strangers on the Internet who think differently to them. Perfection 👌
September 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yes! And then someone starts dishing out sweary insults at strangers on the Internet who think differently to them. Perfection 👌
Just how much shit was this guy covered in that it was still being washed down his legs and over their feet as they began to make sweet love together
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Just how much shit was this guy covered in that it was still being washed down his legs and over their feet as they began to make sweet love together
Well I suppose the girlfriend could have been blind with no sense of smell.
September 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Well I suppose the girlfriend could have been blind with no sense of smell.
Classic fess. Not very imaginative but has included faeces, intercourse, new love interest, crude language, most likely written by a man whilst sat on the toilet, and of course, it's complete bollocks.
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Classic fess. Not very imaginative but has included faeces, intercourse, new love interest, crude language, most likely written by a man whilst sat on the toilet, and of course, it's complete bollocks.
Ah, there's the balance
September 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ah, there's the balance