Hairy Bernard
@hairybernard.bsky.social
I'm not called Bernard and I'm not hairy, but if I was a wrestler, I'd like to be called Hairy Bernard.
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Repost if you know a Peter
July 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Repost if you know a Peter
I think there needs to be a truce with burglars during heatwaves so we can leave the windows open all night and they won't rob us
July 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I think there needs to be a truce with burglars during heatwaves so we can leave the windows open all night and they won't rob us
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who replace natural grass with plastic grass
May 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who replace natural grass with plastic grass
New wrestler name: the sweatin cretin
January 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
New wrestler name: the sweatin cretin
The decline of the human race really began when people started having phone conversations by holding it in front of their face instead of next their ear
January 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The decline of the human race really began when people started having phone conversations by holding it in front of their face instead of next their ear
Rivers take up a lot of unnecessary space with their meandering. When I'm the king, I'll make sure they are all straightened out accordingly.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Rivers take up a lot of unnecessary space with their meandering. When I'm the king, I'll make sure they are all straightened out accordingly.
If you buy a Tesla you have chosen to pay your money to a man who openly backs the AfD, effectively meaning you are a racist neo-Nazi supporter.
December 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If you buy a Tesla you have chosen to pay your money to a man who openly backs the AfD, effectively meaning you are a racist neo-Nazi supporter.
Nothing says Christmas more than worlds strongest man and a tube of twiglets.
December 16, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Nothing says Christmas more than worlds strongest man and a tube of twiglets.
Add a little bit of mystery and intrigue by signing all your Christmas cards
Love from...
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Love from...
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December 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Add a little bit of mystery and intrigue by signing all your Christmas cards
Love from...
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Love from...
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Are you an inconsiderate lazy arsehole? Struggling to find ways to show everyone? Well Struggle no more! Simply go to the shops and park your car in a parent and child parking space, but with no child! Or even better, park in a disabled space, and you're even closer the entrance!!
December 6, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Are you an inconsiderate lazy arsehole? Struggling to find ways to show everyone? Well Struggle no more! Simply go to the shops and park your car in a parent and child parking space, but with no child! Or even better, park in a disabled space, and you're even closer the entrance!!
Be careful when you eat a chicken wing that it's not a chickens wang. Same goes for buffalos.
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Be careful when you eat a chicken wing that it's not a chickens wang. Same goes for buffalos.
It's important not to mix up your whipper-snappers with your whipper-snippers, else you might drop your grass trimmer off at school and use your child to cut the edges of your lawn.
December 1, 2024 at 7:23 AM
It's important not to mix up your whipper-snappers with your whipper-snippers, else you might drop your grass trimmer off at school and use your child to cut the edges of your lawn.
If itches weren't meant to be scratched then it wouldn't be so satisfying
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 PM
If itches weren't meant to be scratched then it wouldn't be so satisfying
It's only a matter of time until Elon Musk sends a rocket to Uranus.
November 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
It's only a matter of time until Elon Musk sends a rocket to Uranus.
Hearse drivers must have a really tricky job manoeuvring such long cars around so carefully. Hats off to them.
November 26, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Hearse drivers must have a really tricky job manoeuvring such long cars around so carefully. Hats off to them.
It still surprises me just how many people have a guitar mounted on their wall, of all places. But not only that, it also happens to be directly behind where they sit on video calls!
November 23, 2024 at 5:42 PM
It still surprises me just how many people have a guitar mounted on their wall, of all places. But not only that, it also happens to be directly behind where they sit on video calls!
The beauty of turning a 3 lane motorway into 4 lanes is that middle lane drivers now have 2 lanes to choose from
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
The beauty of turning a 3 lane motorway into 4 lanes is that middle lane drivers now have 2 lanes to choose from
Angry twitter people are angry that there isn't enough anger on here
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Angry twitter people are angry that there isn't enough anger on here
There doesn't seem to be bots arguing with each other here
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
There doesn't seem to be bots arguing with each other here