hairoftheshrimp
@hairoftheshrimp.bsky.social
Child of Destiny / Independent beauty / No one else can scare me / Charlie's Angels
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My first twit.
The fact that the bible is just like. A fantasy novel
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The fact that the bible is just like. A fantasy novel
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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
I’m Magita. Magita Perez
April 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m Magita. Magita Perez
S5 of HBO’s GIRLS
April 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
S5 of HBO’s GIRLS
Hilarious that the most repeated sketch on SNL these days is that wedding party singing one, which is the least funny thing I’ve ever seen in my life
February 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hilarious that the most repeated sketch on SNL these days is that wedding party singing one, which is the least funny thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Is Barbie Walters dead as a doornail idr
February 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is Barbie Walters dead as a doornail idr
She Was Killed by Space Junk
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
She Was Killed by Space Junk
Everything is so fuckin bleak dawgs
January 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Everything is so fuckin bleak dawgs
If you are in need of cutie bookmarks, head to your local paint store (even a Lowe’s, etc) and grab some samples. The best bookmarks!!
January 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you are in need of cutie bookmarks, head to your local paint store (even a Lowe’s, etc) and grab some samples. The best bookmarks!!
Curdy Gang Rich Gang Young Money
January 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Curdy Gang Rich Gang Young Money
Putting a 4 hr moviefilm on circa 1:45 pm on a Sunday was a choice… but I’m here
January 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Putting a 4 hr moviefilm on circa 1:45 pm on a Sunday was a choice… but I’m here
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
YENTE YENTE YENTE
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
YENTE YENTE YENTE
Far too many fuckin nerds on my Discover tab
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Far too many fuckin nerds on my Discover tab
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Sally, I think I’ll buy the flowers myself!
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sally, I think I’ll buy the flowers myself!
It’s so embarrassing when one remembers one’s ‘BAHAs’ circa 2005-2009
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 AM
It’s so embarrassing when one remembers one’s ‘BAHAs’ circa 2005-2009
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Hearing Amy Coney Barrett say there's no history of du jour discrimination against trans people is MIND BOGGLING when I had to sue the state of Illinois for the right to be a lawyer whilst trans
December 4, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Hearing Amy Coney Barrett say there's no history of du jour discrimination against trans people is MIND BOGGLING when I had to sue the state of Illinois for the right to be a lawyer whilst trans
Sometimes I’m like wow I’m wasting my time watching this maybe then I remember people watch professional sports
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes I’m like wow I’m wasting my time watching this maybe then I remember people watch professional sports
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This edible ain’t sh—
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 AM
This edible ain’t sh—
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BEST ACTRESS: Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Hard Truths
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
BEST ACTRESS: Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Hard Truths
I might not be flawless but you know I’ve got a diamond heart
November 27, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I might not be flawless but you know I’ve got a diamond heart
Sippin reminiscin on days when I had a Mustang and now I’m
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Sippin reminiscin on days when I had a Mustang and now I’m
Oh just sobbing catching up on Somebody Somewhere, what else is new
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Oh just sobbing catching up on Somebody Somewhere, what else is new
Do we think Tati Westbrook was named after Jacques Tati??
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Do we think Tati Westbrook was named after Jacques Tati??