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Say Happy Monday in the tone of Henry David Thoreau after watching 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'

Monday strips away weekend's excess to reveal this truth: we need very little to begin again. Perhaps Monday means a little bit more without the decorations. Happy...
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Henry David Thoreau after watching 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'
Monday strips away weekend's excess to reveal this truth: we need very little to begin again. Per...
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December 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Kate Chopin after watching 'The Holiday'

Sunday exchanges its old life for something unknown, choosing adventure over safety. Sunday belongs to itself, not to Monday's looming expectations. Happy Sunday, romantically reinventing it...
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Kate Chopin after watching 'The Holiday'
Sunday exchanges its old life for something unknown, choosing adventure over safety. Sunday belon...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Stephen Crane after watching 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'

Saturday strips away pretense through divine comedy of errors. In crisis, we discover both who we are and who travels beside us. Happy Saturday, finding grace in chaos...
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Stephen Crane after watching 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'
Saturday strips away pretense through divine comedy of errors. In crisis, we discover both who we...
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December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Ralph Waldo Emerson after watching 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'

Friday needs no aluminum artifice to prove its worth. The sincere Friday, like the humblest tree, becomes beautiful through genuine attention. Happy Friday, transcenden...
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Ralph Waldo Emerson after watching 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'
Friday needs no aluminum artifice to prove its worth. The sincere Friday, like the humblest tree,...
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December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of George Eliot after watching 'Love Actually'

Thursday weaves its small stories into one grand narrative - love in airports, in offices, in doorways with cue cards. Thursday proves that ordinary moments contain extraordinary connec...
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of George Eliot after watching 'Love Actually'
Thursday weaves its small stories into one grand narrative - love in airports, in offices, in doo...
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December 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of Thomas Hardy after watching 'The Family Man'

Wednesday glimpses the life it might have lived - different choices leading to different Wednesdays entirely. Fate offers these visions to torment or instruct. Happy Wednesday, haunte...
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of Thomas Hardy after watching 'The Family Man'
Wednesday glimpses the life it might have lived - different choices leading to different Wednesda...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of Virginia Woolf after watching 'Frozen'

Tuesday conceals itself behind closed doors, building ice palaces of isolation. Yet love keeps knocking - patient, persistent, thawing. Happy Tuesday, finally learning to let it go, to let th...
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of Virginia Woolf after watching 'Frozen'
Tuesday conceals itself behind closed doors, building ice palaces of isolation. Yet love keeps kn...
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December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Monday in the tone of D.H. Lawrence after watching 'It's a Wonderful Life'

Monday pulses with vital necessity! Every authentic Monday changes everything that follows! Without Monday's passionate beginning, the whole week collapses! Happy Monday, wildly ...
Say Happy Monday in the tone of D.H. Lawrence after watching 'It's a Wonderful Life'
Monday pulses with vital necessity! Every authentic Monday changes everything that follows! Witho...
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December 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Theodore Dreiser after watching 'Elf'

Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgotten. The system cannot crush Sunday's irrational joy. Happy Sunday, triumphantly naive in its e...
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Theodore Dreiser after watching 'Elf'
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgo...
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December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Edith Wharton after watching 'The Santa Clause'

Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society watches Saturday's transformation with proper bewilderment. Happy Saturday, contrac...
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Edith Wharton after watching 'The Santa Clause'
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society...
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December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Joseph Conrad after watching 'Scrooged'

Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Through broadcast horror comes unexpected grace. Happy Friday, salvaged from cynicism at the last po...
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Joseph Conrad after watching 'Scrooged'
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Throug...
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December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of William Faulkner after watching 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'

Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possible redemption. Even vegetables sing Thursday's complex song. Happy Thu...
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of William Faulkner after watching 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possi...
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December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of John Steinbeck after watching 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The misfits understand Wednesday's particular light. Happy Wednesday, fin...
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of John Steinbeck after watching 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The m...
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December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald after watching 'Babes in Toyland'

Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat even as we advance. We beat on against Tuesday's current, back toward an imagined ...
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald after watching 'Babes in Toyland'
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat eve...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Margaret Atwood after watching 'Little Women'

Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art over easier paths, Monday insists on its own ambitions. Happy Monday, burning old drafts t...
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Margaret Atwood after watching 'Little Women'
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art ov...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Sunday in the tone of William Shakespeare, but the voice of Daffy Duck

H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whether 'tith nobler in the mind to thuffer the thlingth and arrowth of outrageouth fortune—...
Happy Sunday in the tone of William Shakespeare, but the voice of Daffy Duck
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whe...
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November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Saturday in the tone of Ernest Hemingway, but the voice of Bugs Bunny

Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ya know what I mean. The man ordered a carrot. I ate it. Simple. Clean. True. He fired his...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Ernest Hemingway, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Friday in the tone of Edgar Allan Poe, but the voice of Porky Pig

H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w-weak and w-w-weary, over m-many a qu-quaint and c-c-curious volume of f-forgotten l-lore... w...
Happy Friday in the tone of Edgar Allan Poe, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w...
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November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Thursday in the tone of Jane Austen, but the voice of Sylvester the Cat

Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion of a good appetite, musth be in want of a bird! Thufferin' thuccotash! The miththith Benn...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Jane Austen, but the voice of Sylvester the Cat
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion o...
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November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charles Dickens, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn

Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was the WORST of times! Now pay attention when a grown rooster's talkin' to ya, son! Tha...
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charles Dickens, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but the voice of Yosemite Sam

Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' years, my daddy gave me some advice! That there green light across the bay? I'M GONNA GRAB...
Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but the voice of Yosemite Sam
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' year...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Monday in the tone of Herman Melville, but the voice of Tweety Bird

Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a gweat white whale! Captain Ahab is such a bad ol' puddy tat, hunting poor Moby Dick acwoss th...
Happy Monday in the tone of Herman Melville, but the voice of Tweety Bird
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a g...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Sunday in the tone of Virginia Woolf, but the voice of Marvin the Martian

Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway said she would destroy Earth herself. How curious, this stream of consciousness flowing t...
Happy Sunday in the tone of Virginia Woolf, but the voice of Marvin the Martian
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway sai...
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Saturday in the tone of Mark Twain, but the voice of Wile E. Coyote

Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sign] DESPITE NUMEROUS FALLS FROM CONSIDERABLE HEIGHTS. The Mississippi River, like the Road Ru...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Mark Twain, but the voice of Wile E. Coyote
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sig...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Friday in the tone of Emily Dickinson, but the voice of Pepe Le Pew

Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ah, like ze beautiful skunk mademoiselle — for me! Ze Carriage held but just Ourselves — trè...
Happy Friday in the tone of Emily Dickinson, but the voice of Pepe Le Pew
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM