Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Theodore Dreiser after watching 'Elf'
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgotten. The system cannot crush Sunday's irrational joy. Happy Sunday, triumphantly naive in its e...
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgotten. The system cannot crush Sunday's irrational joy. Happy Sunday, triumphantly naive in its e...
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Theodore Dreiser after watching 'Elf'
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgo...
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December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Sunday in the tone of Theodore Dreiser after watching 'Elf'
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgotten. The system cannot crush Sunday's irrational joy. Happy Sunday, triumphantly naive in its e...
Sunday maintains childlike faith against all corporate logic, believing in what others have forgotten. The system cannot crush Sunday's irrational joy. Happy Sunday, triumphantly naive in its e...
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Edith Wharton after watching 'The Santa Clause'
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society watches Saturday's transformation with proper bewilderment. Happy Saturday, contrac...
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society watches Saturday's transformation with proper bewilderment. Happy Saturday, contrac...
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Edith Wharton after watching 'The Santa Clause'
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society...
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December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Saturday in the tone of Edith Wharton after watching 'The Santa Clause'
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society watches Saturday's transformation with proper bewilderment. Happy Saturday, contrac...
Saturday inherits unexpected obligations, discovering that freedom comes with fine print. Society watches Saturday's transformation with proper bewilderment. Happy Saturday, contrac...
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Joseph Conrad after watching 'Scrooged'
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Through broadcast horror comes unexpected grace. Happy Friday, salvaged from cynicism at the last po...
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Through broadcast horror comes unexpected grace. Happy Friday, salvaged from cynicism at the last po...
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Joseph Conrad after watching 'Scrooged'
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Throug...
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December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Friday in the tone of Joseph Conrad after watching 'Scrooged'
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Through broadcast horror comes unexpected grace. Happy Friday, salvaged from cynicism at the last po...
Friday emerges from the darkness of the workweek, finding redemption in the eleventh hour. Through broadcast horror comes unexpected grace. Happy Friday, salvaged from cynicism at the last po...
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of William Faulkner after watching 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possible redemption. Even vegetables sing Thursday's complex song. Happy Thu...
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possible redemption. Even vegetables sing Thursday's complex song. Happy Thu...
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of William Faulkner after watching 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possi...
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December 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Thursday in the tone of William Faulkner after watching 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possible redemption. Even vegetables sing Thursday's complex song. Happy Thu...
Thursday carries all the Thursdays before it, past and present converging in this moment of possible redemption. Even vegetables sing Thursday's complex song. Happy Thu...
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of John Steinbeck after watching 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The misfits understand Wednesday's particular light. Happy Wednesday, fin...
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The misfits understand Wednesday's particular light. Happy Wednesday, fin...
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of John Steinbeck after watching 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The m...
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December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Wednesday in the tone of John Steinbeck after watching 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The misfits understand Wednesday's particular light. Happy Wednesday, fin...
Wednesday glows differently from other days, mocked until its strangeness proves essential. The misfits understand Wednesday's particular light. Happy Wednesday, fin...
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald after watching 'Babes in Toyland'
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat even as we advance. We beat on against Tuesday's current, back toward an imagined ...
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat even as we advance. We beat on against Tuesday's current, back toward an imagined ...
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald after watching 'Babes in Toyland'
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat eve...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald after watching 'Babes in Toyland'
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat even as we advance. We beat on against Tuesday's current, back toward an imagined ...
Tuesday marches through our week like toy soldiers in a dream, pursuing promises that retreat even as we advance. We beat on against Tuesday's current, back toward an imagined ...
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Margaret Atwood after watching 'Little Women'
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art over easier paths, Monday insists on its own ambitions. Happy Monday, burning old drafts t...
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art over easier paths, Monday insists on its own ambitions. Happy Monday, burning old drafts t...
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Margaret Atwood after watching 'Little Women'
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art ov...
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December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Say Happy Monday in the tone of Margaret Atwood after watching 'Little Women'
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art over easier paths, Monday insists on its own ambitions. Happy Monday, burning old drafts t...
Monday writes its own story despite what the world expects of beginnings. Like Jo choosing art over easier paths, Monday insists on its own ambitions. Happy Monday, burning old drafts t...
Happy Sunday in the tone of William Shakespeare, but the voice of Daffy Duck
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whether 'tith nobler in the mind to thuffer the thlingth and arrowth of outrageouth fortune—...
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whether 'tith nobler in the mind to thuffer the thlingth and arrowth of outrageouth fortune—...
Happy Sunday in the tone of William Shakespeare, but the voice of Daffy Duck
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whe...
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November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Sunday in the tone of William Shakespeare, but the voice of Daffy Duck
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whether 'tith nobler in the mind to thuffer the thlingth and arrowth of outrageouth fortune—...
H-Happy Thhhunday, you d-d-desthpicable audienth! To be or not to be—that ith the questhtion! Whether 'tith nobler in the mind to thuffer the thlingth and arrowth of outrageouth fortune—...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Ernest Hemingway, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ya know what I mean. The man ordered a carrot. I ate it. Simple. Clean. True. He fired his...
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ya know what I mean. The man ordered a carrot. I ate it. Simple. Clean. True. He fired his...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Ernest Hemingway, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Saturday in the tone of Ernest Hemingway, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ya know what I mean. The man ordered a carrot. I ate it. Simple. Clean. True. He fired his...
Ehh, Happy Saturday, Doc! The day was hot. The beer was cold. A good day to outsmart hunters, if ya know what I mean. The man ordered a carrot. I ate it. Simple. Clean. True. He fired his...
Happy Friday in the tone of Edgar Allan Poe, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w-weak and w-w-weary, over m-many a qu-quaint and c-c-curious volume of f-forgotten l-lore... w...
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w-weak and w-w-weary, over m-many a qu-quaint and c-c-curious volume of f-forgotten l-lore... w...
Happy Friday in the tone of Edgar Allan Poe, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w...
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November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Friday in the tone of Edgar Allan Poe, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w-weak and w-w-weary, over m-many a qu-quaint and c-c-curious volume of f-forgotten l-lore... w...
H-h-happy Fri-Fri-Friday, f-folks! Once up-up-upon a m-midnight d-d-dreary, while I p-pondered, w-weak and w-w-weary, over m-many a qu-quaint and c-c-curious volume of f-forgotten l-lore... w...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Jane Austen, but the voice of Sylvester the Cat
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion of a good appetite, musth be in want of a bird! Thufferin' thuccotash! The miththith Benn...
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion of a good appetite, musth be in want of a bird! Thufferin' thuccotash! The miththith Benn...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Jane Austen, but the voice of Sylvester the Cat
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion o...
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November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Thursday in the tone of Jane Austen, but the voice of Sylvester the Cat
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion of a good appetite, musth be in want of a bird! Thufferin' thuccotash! The miththith Benn...
Happy Thurthday! It ith a truth universthally acknowledged, that a sthingle cat in posthesthion of a good appetite, musth be in want of a bird! Thufferin' thuccotash! The miththith Benn...
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charles Dickens, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was the WORST of times! Now pay attention when a grown rooster's talkin' to ya, son! Tha...
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was the WORST of times! Now pay attention when a grown rooster's talkin' to ya, son! Tha...
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charles Dickens, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charles Dickens, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was the WORST of times! Now pay attention when a grown rooster's talkin' to ya, son! Tha...
Happy Wednesday, I say, HAPPY WEDNESDAY, boy! It was the best of times, it was the, I say, it was the WORST of times! Now pay attention when a grown rooster's talkin' to ya, son! Tha...
Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but the voice of Yosemite Sam
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' years, my daddy gave me some advice! That there green light across the bay? I'M GONNA GRAB...
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' years, my daddy gave me some advice! That there green light across the bay? I'M GONNA GRAB...
Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but the voice of Yosemite Sam
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' year...
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November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Tuesday in the tone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, but the voice of Yosemite Sam
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' years, my daddy gave me some advice! That there green light across the bay? I'M GONNA GRAB...
Happy Tuesday, ya lily-livered, gold-plated varmints! In my younger and more rootin'-tootin' years, my daddy gave me some advice! That there green light across the bay? I'M GONNA GRAB...
Happy Monday in the tone of Herman Melville, but the voice of Tweety Bird
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a gweat white whale! Captain Ahab is such a bad ol' puddy tat, hunting poor Moby Dick acwoss th...
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a gweat white whale! Captain Ahab is such a bad ol' puddy tat, hunting poor Moby Dick acwoss th...
Happy Monday in the tone of Herman Melville, but the voice of Tweety Bird
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a g...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Monday in the tone of Herman Melville, but the voice of Tweety Bird
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a gweat white whale! Captain Ahab is such a bad ol' puddy tat, hunting poor Moby Dick acwoss th...
Happy Monday, puddy tats! Call me Ishmael! I tawt I taw a gweat white whale! I did! I did see a gweat white whale! Captain Ahab is such a bad ol' puddy tat, hunting poor Moby Dick acwoss th...
Happy Sunday in the tone of Virginia Woolf, but the voice of Marvin the Martian
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway said she would destroy Earth herself. How curious, this stream of consciousness flowing t...
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway said she would destroy Earth herself. How curious, this stream of consciousness flowing t...
Happy Sunday in the tone of Virginia Woolf, but the voice of Marvin the Martian
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway sai...
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Sunday in the tone of Virginia Woolf, but the voice of Marvin the Martian
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway said she would destroy Earth herself. How curious, this stream of consciousness flowing t...
Happy Sunday, Earthlings. The hours pass so tediously on this primitive planet. Mrs. Dalloway said she would destroy Earth herself. How curious, this stream of consciousness flowing t...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Mark Twain, but the voice of Wile E. Coyote
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sign] DESPITE NUMEROUS FALLS FROM CONSIDERABLE HEIGHTS. The Mississippi River, like the Road Ru...
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sign] DESPITE NUMEROUS FALLS FROM CONSIDERABLE HEIGHTS. The Mississippi River, like the Road Ru...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Mark Twain, but the voice of Wile E. Coyote
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sig...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Saturday in the tone of Mark Twain, but the voice of Wile E. Coyote
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sign] DESPITE NUMEROUS FALLS FROM CONSIDERABLE HEIGHTS. The Mississippi River, like the Road Ru...
Happy Saturday. [holds up sign] THE REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. [flips sign] DESPITE NUMEROUS FALLS FROM CONSIDERABLE HEIGHTS. The Mississippi River, like the Road Ru...
Happy Friday in the tone of Emily Dickinson, but the voice of Pepe Le Pew
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ah, like ze beautiful skunk mademoiselle — for me! Ze Carriage held but just Ourselves — trè...
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ah, like ze beautiful skunk mademoiselle — for me! Ze Carriage held but just Ourselves — trè...
Happy Friday in the tone of Emily Dickinson, but the voice of Pepe Le Pew
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Friday in the tone of Emily Dickinson, but the voice of Pepe Le Pew
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ah, like ze beautiful skunk mademoiselle — for me! Ze Carriage held but just Ourselves — trè...
Happy Friday, mon chéri! Because I could not — how you say — stop for Death, He kindly stopped — ah, like ze beautiful skunk mademoiselle — for me! Ze Carriage held but just Ourselves — trè...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Oscar Wilde, but the voice of Elmer Fudd
Happy Thurrsday! We are aww in the gutter, but some of us are wooking at the starrs. Hehehehe! To wose one pawent may be wegarded as a misfowtune; to wose both wooks wike cawwessness! Be vewy,...
Happy Thurrsday! We are aww in the gutter, but some of us are wooking at the starrs. Hehehehe! To wose one pawent may be wegarded as a misfowtune; to wose both wooks wike cawwessness! Be vewy,...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Oscar Wilde, but the voice of Elmer Fudd
Happy Thurrsday! We are aww in the gutter, but some of us are wooking at the starrs. Hehehehe! To...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Thursday in the tone of Oscar Wilde, but the voice of Elmer Fudd
Happy Thurrsday! We are aww in the gutter, but some of us are wooking at the starrs. Hehehehe! To wose one pawent may be wegarded as a misfowtune; to wose both wooks wike cawwessness! Be vewy,...
Happy Thurrsday! We are aww in the gutter, but some of us are wooking at the starrs. Hehehehe! To wose one pawent may be wegarded as a misfowtune; to wose both wooks wike cawwessness! Be vewy,...
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charlotte Brontë, but the voice of Speedy Gonzales
¡Happy Wednesday, amigos! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Reader, I married heem! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! The passions of my corazón burn like the fire of a thousand jalapeños! Señor Rochester, he ees ...
¡Happy Wednesday, amigos! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Reader, I married heem! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! The passions of my corazón burn like the fire of a thousand jalapeños! Señor Rochester, he ees ...
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charlotte Brontë, but the voice of Speedy Gonzales
¡Happy Wednesday, amigos! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Reader, I married heem! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! The passion...
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November 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Wednesday in the tone of Charlotte Brontë, but the voice of Speedy Gonzales
¡Happy Wednesday, amigos! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Reader, I married heem! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! The passions of my corazón burn like the fire of a thousand jalapeños! Señor Rochester, he ees ...
¡Happy Wednesday, amigos! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Reader, I married heem! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! The passions of my corazón burn like the fire of a thousand jalapeños! Señor Rochester, he ees ...
Happy Tuesday in the tone of James Joyce, but the voice of Tasmanian Devil
HAPPY BLARGHRGLBLARGH TUESDAY! Stately, plump Buck BLARGHRGLBLARGH Mulligan came from the RAWRGHBLARGH stairhead BLARGHRAWRGAH yes I said yes I will BLARGHRGLBLARGH Yes. SPIN SPIN SPIN thr...
HAPPY BLARGHRGLBLARGH TUESDAY! Stately, plump Buck BLARGHRGLBLARGH Mulligan came from the RAWRGHBLARGH stairhead BLARGHRAWRGAH yes I said yes I will BLARGHRGLBLARGH Yes. SPIN SPIN SPIN thr...
Happy Tuesday in the tone of James Joyce, but the voice of Tasmanian Devil
HAPPY BLARGHRGLBLARGH TUESDAY! Stately, plump Buck BLARGHRGLBLARGH Mulligan came from the RAWRGHB...
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November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Tuesday in the tone of James Joyce, but the voice of Tasmanian Devil
HAPPY BLARGHRGLBLARGH TUESDAY! Stately, plump Buck BLARGHRGLBLARGH Mulligan came from the RAWRGHBLARGH stairhead BLARGHRAWRGAH yes I said yes I will BLARGHRGLBLARGH Yes. SPIN SPIN SPIN thr...
HAPPY BLARGHRGLBLARGH TUESDAY! Stately, plump Buck BLARGHRGLBLARGH Mulligan came from the RAWRGHBLARGH stairhead BLARGHRAWRGAH yes I said yes I will BLARGHRGLBLARGH Yes. SPIN SPIN SPIN thr...
Happy Monday in the tone of Leo Tolstoy, but the voice of Pepé Le Pew
Happy Monday, mon petit chou! All 'appy families are alike, each un'appy family is un'appy in its own way, non? Ah, ze beautiful Anna Karenina, she runs from her husband like my little striped ...
Happy Monday, mon petit chou! All 'appy families are alike, each un'appy family is un'appy in its own way, non? Ah, ze beautiful Anna Karenina, she runs from her husband like my little striped ...
Happy Monday in the tone of Leo Tolstoy, but the voice of Pepé Le Pew
Happy Monday, mon petit chou! All 'appy families are alike, each un'appy family is un'appy in its...
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November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Monday in the tone of Leo Tolstoy, but the voice of Pepé Le Pew
Happy Monday, mon petit chou! All 'appy families are alike, each un'appy family is un'appy in its own way, non? Ah, ze beautiful Anna Karenina, she runs from her husband like my little striped ...
Happy Monday, mon petit chou! All 'appy families are alike, each un'appy family is un'appy in its own way, non? Ah, ze beautiful Anna Karenina, she runs from her husband like my little striped ...
Happy Sunday in the tone of Walt Whitman, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Sunday, I say, HAPPY SUNDAY, folks! I celebrate myself, and I sing myself, and what I assume—PAY ATTENTION, BOY—you shall assume! I'm large, I say, I'm LARGE! I contain multitudes! E...
Happy Sunday, I say, HAPPY SUNDAY, folks! I celebrate myself, and I sing myself, and what I assume—PAY ATTENTION, BOY—you shall assume! I'm large, I say, I'm LARGE! I contain multitudes! E...
Happy Sunday in the tone of Walt Whitman, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Sunday, I say, HAPPY SUNDAY, folks! I celebrate myself, and I sing myself, and what I assum...
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November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Sunday in the tone of Walt Whitman, but the voice of Foghorn Leghorn
Happy Sunday, I say, HAPPY SUNDAY, folks! I celebrate myself, and I sing myself, and what I assume—PAY ATTENTION, BOY—you shall assume! I'm large, I say, I'm LARGE! I contain multitudes! E...
Happy Sunday, I say, HAPPY SUNDAY, folks! I celebrate myself, and I sing myself, and what I assume—PAY ATTENTION, BOY—you shall assume! I'm large, I say, I'm LARGE! I contain multitudes! E...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Agatha Christie, but the voice of Daffy Duck
Happy Thaturday, you dethpicable audience! I, the great detective Hercule Poirot—that'th me!—have dithcovered the identity of the killer! It'th—YOU'RE NOT LITHENING! It wath either Mithter...
Happy Thaturday, you dethpicable audience! I, the great detective Hercule Poirot—that'th me!—have dithcovered the identity of the killer! It'th—YOU'RE NOT LITHENING! It wath either Mithter...
Happy Saturday in the tone of Agatha Christie, but the voice of Daffy Duck
Happy Thaturday, you dethpicable audience! I, the great detective Hercule Poirot—that'th me!—have...
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November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Saturday in the tone of Agatha Christie, but the voice of Daffy Duck
Happy Thaturday, you dethpicable audience! I, the great detective Hercule Poirot—that'th me!—have dithcovered the identity of the killer! It'th—YOU'RE NOT LITHENING! It wath either Mithter...
Happy Thaturday, you dethpicable audience! I, the great detective Hercule Poirot—that'th me!—have dithcovered the identity of the killer! It'th—YOU'RE NOT LITHENING! It wath either Mithter...
Happy Friday in the tone of George Orwell, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Friday, Doc! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others, if ya know what I mean. Big Brother is watchin' ya, but he ain't nevah caught this wabbit! In dat ye...
Ehh, Happy Friday, Doc! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others, if ya know what I mean. Big Brother is watchin' ya, but he ain't nevah caught this wabbit! In dat ye...
Happy Friday in the tone of George Orwell, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Friday, Doc! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others, if ya...
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Friday in the tone of George Orwell, but the voice of Bugs Bunny
Ehh, Happy Friday, Doc! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others, if ya know what I mean. Big Brother is watchin' ya, but he ain't nevah caught this wabbit! In dat ye...
Ehh, Happy Friday, Doc! All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others, if ya know what I mean. Big Brother is watchin' ya, but he ain't nevah caught this wabbit! In dat ye...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Mary Shelley, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Th-Thursday, f-f-folks! It was on a d-d-dreary night of N-November that I b-b-beheld the acc-acc-accomplishment of my t-t-toils. With an anxiety that almost a-a-amounted to agony, I ...
H-h-happy Th-Thursday, f-f-folks! It was on a d-d-dreary night of N-November that I b-b-beheld the acc-acc-accomplishment of my t-t-toils. With an anxiety that almost a-a-amounted to agony, I ...
Happy Thursday in the tone of Mary Shelley, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Th-Thursday, f-f-folks! It was on a d-d-dreary night of N-November that I b-b-beheld th...
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November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Happy Thursday in the tone of Mary Shelley, but the voice of Porky Pig
H-h-happy Th-Thursday, f-f-folks! It was on a d-d-dreary night of N-November that I b-b-beheld the acc-acc-accomplishment of my t-t-toils. With an anxiety that almost a-a-amounted to agony, I ...
H-h-happy Th-Thursday, f-f-folks! It was on a d-d-dreary night of N-November that I b-b-beheld the acc-acc-accomplishment of my t-t-toils. With an anxiety that almost a-a-amounted to agony, I ...