Then they came for the trade unionists
And I got one of them FIRED for insufficiently mourning Charlie Kirk

Then they came for the Jews
And I was like, FINALLY!

"First They Came" (MAGA Version)

First they came for the Communists
And I pointed out my hippie neighbor, and the cops tazed him and broke his jaw

Then they came for the Socialists
And I gave the cops directions to this leftist bookstore down the street and MAN, they REALLY fucked it up

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I got one of them FIRED for insufficiently mourning Charlie Kirk

Then they came for the JewsAnd I was like, FINALLY!

"First They Came" (MAGA Version)

First they came for the Communists
And I pointed out my hippie neighbor, and the cops tazed him and broke his jaw

Then they came for the Socialists
And I gave the cops directions to this leftist bookstore down the street and MAN, they REALLY fucked it up

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I got one of them FIRED for insufficiently mourning Charlie Kirk

Then they came for the Jews
And I was like, FINALLY!

Psycho, groupie, coke!

Makes you high, makes you hide
Do you really wanna think and stop—
Stop your eyes from flowing?

Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy!

Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy!

ALSO, ALSO Scott Adams:
www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. responded, writing, “Scott. How do I reach you? The President wants to help.”

Jesus, what a Herculean bitch!

Choke on this, war slut!

"How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye."

- Matthew 7:4-5

Ahem...me, six days ago!

Ahem. Me, six days ago!

Me, six days ago...