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Orange Skull
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Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character) Even my facts are parodies. Un-bitch yourself, America! #deeppolitics #conspiracy #classwar #againstempire #fourthreich
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Democrats would have turned in Anne Frank.

Republicans would have molested her first.
Liberals are gonna save us any day now...
a hourglass filled with gold sand is on a table with a cloudy sky in the background
ALT: a hourglass filled with gold sand is on a table with a cloudy sky in the background
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January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the union
I'm sticking to the union till the day I die

"Union Maid", Woody Guthrie
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open."

- Günter Grass
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Having worked in blue collar/industrial jobs nearly all of my life, it's NO surprise that a lowly auto worker, with potentially LOTS to lose, has bigger balls* than 99.99% of Americans.

Un-bitch yourselves, America!

*"No regrets whatsoever!"

www.huffpost.com/entry/autowo...
Ford Autoworker Who Heckled Trump Has 3-Word Response To His Suspension
The Michigan line worker said he had “no regrets whatsoever” about antagonizing the president.
www.huffpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"First They Came" (MAGA Version)

First they came for the Communists
And I pointed out my hippie neighbor, and the cops tazed him and broke his jaw

Then they came for the Socialists
And I gave the cops directions to this leftist bookstore down the street and MAN, they REALLY fucked it up
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
If only SOMEBODY had tried to warn us about worshiping shitty, Aryan, oligarchs.

youtu.be/QXZ5ZpgC-Wg?...
The Simpsons - Mr. Burns does not like Arthur Fortune
YouTube video by Fer Seb
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January 14, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

In my life, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?

The Smiths, "Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now"
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
And the January "Ford Employee of the Month" award goes to...

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
'F**k You': Trump Drops F-Bomb Before Flipping Off Autoworker
Looks like the Epstein files are still a sore subject for the president.
www.huffpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy! 🧵
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Scott Adams: socialized medicine is just government telling doctors what to do. 

ALSO Scott Adams: “I will ask President Trump if he can get Kaiser of Northern California to respond and schedule it for Monday. That'll give me a fighting chance to stick around on this planet a little bit longer.”🧵
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
In 2011, the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association was founded to promote the ideology that County Sheriffs are the ULTIMATE legal authority in their jurisdiction, with the power to interpret the Constitution and REFUSE to enforce FEDERAL or STATE laws THEY deem unconstitutional. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"Things Ruined by White Folks."

Today's episode: "Tadin Teas".

Long ago, you'd find these hidden gems, WAY back in the "ethnic" aisle of the grocery store, CHEAP. A buck, a box!

Since Whites discovered them, they've moved up to the FRONT aisle and now cost $7 a fucking box!

Gee, thanks homies!
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hidden Figures, starring Kevin Costner as a 1960s NASA civil rights leader, was on TV again and every time I watch it, I can't help but think: So, Uncle Sam had a big-ass problem with black women working in its most sensitive installation, while LITERAL Nazis were free to roam about the cabin.*
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The tsunami of anti-Semitism will only subside when we replace all the Arabs, specifically Palestinians, that currently dominate the legal, academic and media fields, with Zionists.

Just a second, gotta take this call: What's that? Oh, they ARE? Oh, they DO? I see. Gee, thanks!

Ok. Um, nevermind.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 AM
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Excuse me, Governor Bitchmade? I mean, Governor POLIS...sorry!

Sir, there's a Mr. Leonard Peltier, on line two. He would like a word with you.
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
So, young GIRLS are WOMEN and grown MEN are KIDS.

Got it!
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Whew!

Barely slept. I was up extra late last eve, putting the finishing touches on my Law Enforcement Appreciation Day*, tree!

It was a LOT of work, but SO worth it.

I think it's my best one yet.

God bless us, every one!

PS: would LOVE to see everyone else's.
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
His heart goes out to you!
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me. I don’t need international law. I’m not looking to hurt people.”

(Yes, that's an actual quote!)*
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Remember when right wing fuck-offs suddenly started calling themselves "auditors" a few years ago and began showing up at law enforcement agencies and even getting RIGHT in cops' faces on the streets with cameras n' shit, to try and provoke a reaction from "tyrants"?

Those guys jack off to ICE now.
January 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
You don't understand, I HAD to shoot her, she was about to doxx me!
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
If the Democrats were the opposition in the Reichstag, on September 1st, 1939:

"Führer und Reichskanzler Hitler's invasion of Poland is a CLEAR violation of the parliamentary tradition of asking us for permission FIRST!"
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM