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hailien.bsky.social
hailien 👽
@hailien.bsky.social
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diary of an emo kid 🖤🩶🤍💜
pokémon is a personality trait
dog mom to morty 🐶
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is morty not the most handsome birthday boy you have ever seen? he’s 8 years young today 🥲🥳🩵
morty, a black dog with brown and white markings, posing with a doggie birthday cake and wearing a blue party hat. he is also wearing a tie and he looks very handsome
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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at the sweet corn festival, in case any of y’all forgot i was from iowa 😎
it’s corn. like, on the cob. also me “sweet memories at the CORNIVAL” sweet corn festival poster
August 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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every year i am reminded how lucky i am that morty is entirely unbothered by fireworks. good boy, for tax
morty, a black hound dog mutt with tan and white markings, handing me his paw oh so politely. he’s sitting on a blue rug and his lambchop toy is in the background
July 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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say less 😌 already on my way to target
screenshot from co-star. it says “give yourself a present” do: scented candles, confessions, slow jams don’t: love bites, fawning, fantasies
May 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i do not believe in myself, actually
from co-star. it says “deon believes in free will. you believe in yourself.”
May 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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huh
screenshot of the co-star app. my message today says “dom yourself into being more confident.”
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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shoutout to my vet for having a reward points system. morty got his lyme disease vaccine for free today 🙌🏻
(because he made me spend like $600 on him a month ago 🥲)
selfie of morty and hailien sitting on a couch at the vet. morty is a black dog with tan and white markings and a green collar. he’s pouting
May 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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a friend
it’s a toad. he’s chill
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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thirsty thursday thirsty thursday
a mango whiteclaw on a bar top
May 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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morty looks like a beached whale. my poor boy 😭
morty, a black dog with tan and white markings, laying on the floor. he’s a fat dog anyways but his tummy is extra bloated. his head is laying on a blue rug and his back legs blend in with the wood floor
April 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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morty is so tired of me. have you ever seen a dog roll their eyes so hard
selfie of hailien and morty with a heart snapchat filter over the image. morty, a black dog with tan and white markings, is rolling his eyes
April 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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glitter freckles ✨
car selfie of hailien with a green sweatshirt and green beads and golden glitter freckles ✨
March 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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LET’S GOOOOOOO

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a package with a sticker on it that says “die on this hill”
March 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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morty and i had quite the adventure today. he got microchipped, got to pick out some toys and treats, got a pup cup, and went for a nice long walk at the park
car selfie of hailien and morty. hailien has long blonde hair and blue eyes and has a smile on her face. morty is a black dog with tan and white markings. he’s panting and has his tongue sticking out. they’re about to get a pup cup at starbucks
February 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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morty got microchipped today 🥳
car selfie of hailien and morty. his green collar matches her green jacket
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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i got flowers delivered to me at work today 🫣 happy valentine’s day to meee
selfie of hailien in a red shirt holding a red vase of flowers
February 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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but i’m tired 😞
screenshot of hailien’s co-star app. it says: “You are meant to endure.” do: lock-picking, schemes, conspiracy don’t: scripts, no notes, curation
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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fuck that groundhog fr
screenshot of my weather app. it is 27 degrees fahrenheit with a real feel of 11 degrees. the high is 34 and the low is 26. also it’s supposed to snow tomorrow
February 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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it’s a vibe 😌
selfie of hailien and annika. morty is on the couch snoozing because he can’t hang
February 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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happy monday. here’s morty. and also banjo. couple of besties
morty on the left and banjo on the right. morty is a black hound dog mutt with tan and white markings and banjo is a brown pomeranian mix. they’re sitting oh so nicely because i’m bribing them with treats
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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breathe in. 😌 breathe out. 😶‍🌫️

(weed time)
hailien with a vape pen in her mouth. her eyes are closed, hair pulled into a ponytail, and she’s wearing a pink hellthread tshirt. hailien with a sizable cloud of smoke concealing some of her face
January 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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7 years ago today i adopted my best friend. my life saver. my baby boy. my angel. my heart dog. my soul dog. my everything. happy morty day
tiny puppy morty sitting on my lap in a car. he’s a black hound dog mutt with white and tan markings. this was the day i brought him home. it’s a saved snapchat so there’s text on the picture that reads “My baby 😍😍😍😭😭😭” hailien and morty snuggling in bed. they both have their eyes closed and it looks like they’re smiling. the picture has a snapchat filter with the date on it that says june 08, 2018 morty, a black hound dog mutt with white and tan markings, looking like he’s just witnessed something horrific. he’s camera shy and always pulls out the most ridiculous expressions when he sees my phone. hailien is smiling and attempting to pose with him. she’s wearing a “dog mom” t-shirt car selfie of hailien and morty. she’s leaning so far across the car to quickly snag a selfie before morty notices and pulls away because he hates pictures
January 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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how it started, at 9:30 pm on new year’s eve, vs how it ended at 9:30 am this morning on new year’s day
selfie of two hot bitches about to take on the town or whatever. my friend on the left, hailien on the right hailien staring at a bloody mary with some regret in her face. she’s a hot mess from partying all night. no sleep was had at this point
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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she is going to get sooo drunk
bar selfie of hailien holding a drink. she’s got ripped up black skinny jeans on and a black flannel. featuring a gengar popsocket
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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merry christmas from morty & me

🐶💁🏼‍♀️🎄
hailien & morty, wearing matching green christmas jammies. they’re sitting together in front of a christmas tree and a toy story storage shelf full of kids toys. picture was taken at my best friends house because i hate christmas and do not own a christmas tree mirror picture of hailien and morty in their matching green christmas jammies
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM