hailien 👽
@hailien.bsky.social
diary of an emo kid 🖤🩶🤍💜
pokémon is a personality trait
dog mom to morty 🐶
she/her/they/them
venmo/cashapp: haileybeluga
pokémon is a personality trait
dog mom to morty 🐶
she/her/they/them
venmo/cashapp: haileybeluga
hanging out with four of my seven siblings and like. i think we are all autistic?
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hanging out with four of my seven siblings and like. i think we are all autistic?
got high and painted my toes. did a bad job 👍🏻
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
got high and painted my toes. did a bad job 👍🏻
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is morty not the most handsome birthday boy you have ever seen? he’s 8 years young today 🥲🥳🩵
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
is morty not the most handsome birthday boy you have ever seen? he’s 8 years young today 🥲🥳🩵
is morty not the most handsome birthday boy you have ever seen? he’s 8 years young today 🥲🥳🩵
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
is morty not the most handsome birthday boy you have ever seen? he’s 8 years young today 🥲🥳🩵
moved into a new house yesterday. my first dream in the new house was a fucking nightmare. i got no sleep. what do we think? is the house haunted or am i just mentally ill
September 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
moved into a new house yesterday. my first dream in the new house was a fucking nightmare. i got no sleep. what do we think? is the house haunted or am i just mentally ill
i am too old to be getting injuries. why does a little scrape on my knee hurt so bad? i had skinned knees my whole childhood and i do not remember them slowing me down 🥲 it’s rough out here, man
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i am too old to be getting injuries. why does a little scrape on my knee hurt so bad? i had skinned knees my whole childhood and i do not remember them slowing me down 🥲 it’s rough out here, man
jimmy john’s is not very freaky fast today 💔
September 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
jimmy john’s is not very freaky fast today 💔
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"hey i was looking at twitter and" keep that to yourself. have some shame.
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"hey i was looking at twitter and" keep that to yourself. have some shame.
my dog is being a bed hog
September 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
my dog is being a bed hog
you ever go in for a routine pap smear and they fuck it up so bad that they have to cauterize your cervix and then you STILL have to go to work or like. is that just me? man i love being a woman 🥰
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
you ever go in for a routine pap smear and they fuck it up so bad that they have to cauterize your cervix and then you STILL have to go to work or like. is that just me? man i love being a woman 🥰
sometimes you snapchat your girls from the bar and they’re all sleeping 💔
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
sometimes you snapchat your girls from the bar and they’re all sleeping 💔
chicago, i am in you
August 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
chicago, i am in you
this mf said “hand-pedicures” 💀
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
this mf said “hand-pedicures” 💀
i am two white claws in and 😵💫
August 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i am two white claws in and 😵💫
sometimes you end up at the same bar three nights in a row 😗✌🏻
August 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sometimes you end up at the same bar three nights in a row 😗✌🏻
“if it flies, floats, or fucks? rent it” -advice from the local at the dive bar. you’re welcome.
August 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“if it flies, floats, or fucks? rent it” -advice from the local at the dive bar. you’re welcome.
i just licked his neck and it tasted like bug spray 🥲
August 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i just licked his neck and it tasted like bug spray 🥲
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at the sweet corn festival, in case any of y’all forgot i was from iowa 😎
August 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
at the sweet corn festival, in case any of y’all forgot i was from iowa 😎
at the sweet corn festival, in case any of y’all forgot i was from iowa 😎
August 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
at the sweet corn festival, in case any of y’all forgot i was from iowa 😎
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siri why do I hate myself
August 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
siri why do I hate myself
some random man (named RORY btw) called me out as a HAILEY at the bar tonight and i am livid
August 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
some random man (named RORY btw) called me out as a HAILEY at the bar tonight and i am livid
once again have worn a bodysuit to the bar. once again regretting the bodysuit at the bar
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
once again have worn a bodysuit to the bar. once again regretting the bodysuit at the bar
got a raise today. still severely underpaid. 🥲
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
got a raise today. still severely underpaid. 🥲
some days i miss therapy
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
some days i miss therapy
i only ever skeet when i’m drunk. take that as you will 😗
July 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i only ever skeet when i’m drunk. take that as you will 😗