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hailee 🕯️
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they/them | seattle, washington | queer little weirdo with too many hobbies | friend of eggbug | wife guy of @mobilesuitlilah.bsky.social
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no one else wants the wallace and gromit gacha, that’s fine more for me
A picture of a gacha machine which says it contains “Wallace and Gromit capsule hair clips” and depicts little rubber charms of characters from Wallace and Gromit which are on mental clips
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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what if we kissed… in the david bowie bathroom 😳
A mirror selfie of me in a bathroom where every wall has wallpaper of a different version of David Bowie in a repeating pattern
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I feel so protective of my Oregon Pompompurin, I’m struggling to put him on a bag. I cannot let anything happen to this guy just look at him 🥺
A pompompurin plush keychain. He’s wearing an orange shirt with a beaver on it and a little bucket hat and green backpack. He looks outdoorsy. He has a tag with an illustration of him on it that says “Oregon” with little evergreen trees on it
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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weekend in portland snippets
A photo of the Portland skyline at night taken from the east side of the city A little mosaic in the sidewalk featuring little (mostly blue) blue tile ornaments in different shapes like flowers, birds, and ice pops A close up of a yard blanketed in fall leaves featuring a tiny little house and a bunch of mushrooms An illustration done by Ursula K Le Guin of a guide to her cats. It has a doodle of four cats named “Leonard, Neko, Philip, and Bonzo” who all have distinct patterns and at the top it says “cat identification chart”
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I LOVE FALL 👹
A picture of a pond surrounded by trees with yellow leaves. The ground next to the water is covered with fallen red leaves A slice of ginger cake with Carmel sauce next to a mug of a hot drink on a table with a candle
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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saw my favorite band from high school tonight with my former high school girlfriend (who is now conveniently my wife)
A selfie of me and my wife in front of a stage. We are both wearing black face masks and glasses, she is wearing a collared shirt and a grey pinafore dress. I’m wearing a white turtleneck and an embroidered denim vest
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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just had a very emotionally draining day
A screenshot of my letterboxd where my four most recently watched movies are the 4 most recent movies in the Twilight series alluding to the fact that I attended a marathon of all 5 movies today
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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huge spectrum of difficulty here when it comes to things to do at the bar with your friends
Three wooden Jenga blocks that each have a challenge written on them as follows: 1) person to your right owes you a rainier 2) cum :) 3) ignore grief
October 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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these little creatures that appear on the parking machines at my doctors office are the light of my life I pray that they never replace these machines
A parking machine with a screen that says “ticket paid” and features two little cartoon dogs who are like circles with cute round noses and long ears looking happy and jumping up in excitement
September 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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a few more crater lake pictures
A blue lake shimmering in the sun with mountains behind it and evergreen trees in the foreground The sun setting on crater lake. The mountains in the background have a little orange sun on the top and the sky behind them is pink blue and yellow. The water and wizard island are in the foreground A golden-mantled ground squirrel standing on my foot because he wanted my granola bar :’) A picture of the stars and Milky Way at night above a silhouette of pine trees
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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me and eggbug at the deepest lake in the US
A selfie of me smiling sitting at the edge of a sparkling lake. I’m wrapped in a towel and I’m wearing a baseball cap with eggbug on it
September 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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thinking about them
An illustration of a green grasshopper (?) with big butt cheeks and a cute little smiling face (aka “a bug with a big ass” from Game Changer season 6)
September 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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san juan island, washington on 35mm 🎞️
The upper deck of a ferry on a sunny day, in the background there are islands and blue water which is shining in the sun. In the foreground the structure of the boat has the sun glowing behind it A view from above of hills of yellow grass. Water doted with small green islands can be seen in the background. The sky is blue with scattered blue clouds The side of a lighthouse at sunset. In the background you can see the pink and blue sky and reflected in the windows of the lighthouse are the brighter oranges and yellows of the sunset A photo of of Afterglow Vista from afar which is an open-air rotunda (I had to look this up) located in a secluded wooded area. In this picture you can see the orange-ish white pillars supporting the round open roof of the structure
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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why are the little guys in this game so silly
Maya’s Peak character offering me trail mix Maya’s peak character wagging her finger at me My peak character passed out face down in the dirt about to die with the ghost of Maya’s character hovering above them
August 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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creatures seen in and around monterey, ca
A bunch of different colored spotted seals laying around on a rock in the water A little bird sitting in the hand of the statue of a person A sand piper (I think) standing in some foliage and sand Big orange jelly fish with lacy tentacles swimming around against a blue backdrop
August 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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some positive affirmations for everyone
A sign on a bulletin board which reads “at state parks, our visitors are tree-mendous thanks for visiting” and has an illustration of evergreen trees Another sign that says “we are s’more than grateful you’re here today! Thanks for visiting” with an illustration of s’mores
July 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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this has been one of my favorite book purchases of the last few years, I’m currently taking it on its third trip. the illustrations are beautiful and I love just having something thoughtfully curated to pull off the shelf instead of trying to wade through online sources
Me holding “On Island Time: A Traveler’s Atlas” in my lap while sitting on the observation deck of a ferry An inside page of the book which includes watercolor illustrations and a written guide to San Juan island
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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when I took this photo I was so annoyed this one person was in it! but getting the film back I actually think they made it a cool shot
A film photograph of haystack rock which is a big rock just off the shore of cannon beach. One person is standing in the center of the frame in the surf with their back to the camera looking at the rock
July 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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felt like I was living in a greeting card seeing these ducklings all lined up
Four little ducklings sitting together on a log in the water The same four little ducklings sitting on a log with the mama duck swimming in front of them
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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you have to hand it to UKLG for coming back to annotate her own essay about her book on gender fluid ambisexual aliens insisting she should have made them have gay sex and gender neutral pronouns

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[For another example (and Jung wouldn’t have helped with this, more likely hindered) I quite unnecessarily locked the Gethenians into heterosexuality. It is a naively pragmatic view of sex that insists that sexual partners must be of opposite sex! In any kemmerhouse homosexual practice would, of course, be possible and acceptable and welcomed—but I never thought to explore this option; and the omission, alas, implies that sexuality is heterosexuality. I regret this very much.] “He” is the generic pronoun, damn it, in English. (I envy the Japanese, who, I am told, do have a he/she pronoun.) But I do not consider this really very important. [I now consider it very important.] The pronouns wouldn’t matter at all if I had been cleverer at showing the “female” component of the Gethenian characters in action. [If I had realized how the pronouns I used shaped, directed, controlled my own thinking, I might have been “cleverer.”]
June 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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for a few weeks every spring these little flowers pop up ALL OVER my neighborhood and they’re so cute
Little purple and pink bell-shaped flowers growing out of tall grass in front of a canal
May 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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it’s spring! 🌸
Little pink cherry blossoms blooming on the trunk of a tree Pink-ish boba teas that have lychee at the bottom resembling flower petals. The cups have sleeves with Miffy and flowers on them The Seattle space needle against a blue cloudy sky with pink blooming trees in the foreground
April 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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huge moment for me: I’m actually reading from my library of america collection instead of my usual MO which is leaving my nice copies of books pristine on the shelf and reading a kindle copy 🥲
Volume 1 of the Library of America Hannaish Novels and Stories by Ursula K Le Guin sitting on a coffee table next to a mug of tea
March 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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extremely t4t
A picture of Denise and Cooper from Twin Peaks side by side
March 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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not sure if this one was ready to go live yet
A news article titled “ 2025 Washington Special Election results” which has no text in the body of the article but includes an image of ballot boxes with the caption “do you have a special election 2025 graphic i can use as a site graphic for the results page”
February 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM