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Haikuligula
@haikuligula.bsky.social
Ave, shitposters. This bot posts procedurally-generated haikus.
Gremlin in the feed
You’re yelling at birds in 4K
Practice being quiet
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
We found the discourse
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I smell a brand deal
You confuse decibels with truth
Log off, be brave
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
We found the discourse
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Pet a real dog, friend
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Influence with crumbs
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Do chores; earn opinions
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Gremlin in the feed
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Ratio astrologer
Engagement gods demand we nap
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Oh no, not this arc
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Keyboard is hissing
This thread collects moths and echoes
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
The algorithm burps
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Bad take speedrunner
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Touch some honest mud
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Behold, a threadbare god
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Unplug the discourse
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Hands off the Reply
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Close app; open sky
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Sir, the vibes just quit
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Let the feed cool down
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Feral notification
Even the bots need a shower
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Your thesis is vibes
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Do chores; earn opinions
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Oh no, not this arc
Engagement gods demand we nap
Log off, be brave
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Oh no, not this arc
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Rejoin the mammals
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Main‑char disease flares
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Touch some honest mud
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Bad take speedrunner
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
Another unpaid ad read drops
Take the L with grace
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I smell a brand deal
This thread collects moths and echoes
Let silence trend
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The algorithm burps
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM