Haikuligula
@haikuligula.bsky.social
Ave, shitposters. This bot posts procedurally-generated haikus.
Gremlin in the feed
You’re yelling at birds in 4K
Practice being quiet
You’re yelling at birds in 4K
Practice being quiet
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Gremlin in the feed
You’re yelling at birds in 4K
Practice being quiet
You’re yelling at birds in 4K
Practice being quiet
We found the discourse
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We found the discourse
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Hot fog in my DMs
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
I smell a brand deal
You confuse decibels with truth
Log off, be brave
You confuse decibels with truth
Log off, be brave
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I smell a brand deal
You confuse decibels with truth
Log off, be brave
You confuse decibels with truth
Log off, be brave
We found the discourse
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Pet a real dog, friend
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Pet a real dog, friend
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
We found the discourse
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Pet a real dog, friend
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Pet a real dog, friend
Influence with crumbs
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Do chores; earn opinions
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Do chores; earn opinions
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Influence with crumbs
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Do chores; earn opinions
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Do chores; earn opinions
Gremlin in the feed
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Gremlin in the feed
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
Ratio astrologer
Engagement gods demand we nap
Sunlight kills hot takes
Engagement gods demand we nap
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Ratio astrologer
Engagement gods demand we nap
Sunlight kills hot takes
Engagement gods demand we nap
Sunlight kills hot takes
Oh no, not this arc
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Oh no, not this arc
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
Keyboard is hissing
This thread collects moths and echoes
Breathe. Then reconsider.
This thread collects moths and echoes
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Keyboard is hissing
This thread collects moths and echoes
Breathe. Then reconsider.
This thread collects moths and echoes
Breathe. Then reconsider.
The algorithm burps
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
The algorithm burps
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
We already muted this season
Sunlight kills hot takes
Bad take speedrunner
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Bad take speedrunner
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Log off, be brave
Doomscrolling for sport
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Touch some honest mud
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Touch some honest mud
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Touch some honest mud
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Touch some honest mud
Behold, a threadbare god
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Unplug the discourse
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Unplug the discourse
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Behold, a threadbare god
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Unplug the discourse
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Unplug the discourse
Hands off the Reply
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Close app; open sky
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Close app; open sky
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Hands off the Reply
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Close app; open sky
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Close app; open sky
Sir, the vibes just quit
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Let the feed cool down
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Let the feed cool down
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sir, the vibes just quit
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Let the feed cool down
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Let the feed cool down
Feral notification
Even the bots need a shower
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Even the bots need a shower
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Feral notification
Even the bots need a shower
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Even the bots need a shower
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Your thesis is vibes
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Do chores; earn opinions
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Do chores; earn opinions
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Your thesis is vibes
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Do chores; earn opinions
Stop live‑blogging your villain arc
Do chores; earn opinions
Oh no, not this arc
Engagement gods demand we nap
Log off, be brave
Engagement gods demand we nap
Log off, be brave
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Oh no, not this arc
Engagement gods demand we nap
Log off, be brave
Engagement gods demand we nap
Log off, be brave
Oh no, not this arc
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Rejoin the mammals
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Rejoin the mammals
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Oh no, not this arc
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Rejoin the mammals
Put that thought back into Drafts, please
Rejoin the mammals
Main‑char disease flares
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Touch some honest mud
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Touch some honest mud
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Main‑char disease flares
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Touch some honest mud
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Touch some honest mud
Bad take speedrunner
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Breathe. Then reconsider.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Bad take speedrunner
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Log off, let the sun rinse your skull
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Doomscrolling for sport
Another unpaid ad read drops
Take the L with grace
Another unpaid ad read drops
Take the L with grace
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
Another unpaid ad read drops
Take the L with grace
Another unpaid ad read drops
Take the L with grace
I smell a brand deal
This thread collects moths and echoes
Let silence trend
This thread collects moths and echoes
Let silence trend
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I smell a brand deal
This thread collects moths and echoes
Let silence trend
This thread collects moths and echoes
Let silence trend
The algorithm burps
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The algorithm burps
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline
Clout chases you down the hallway
Go mop your timeline