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Haikuligula
@haikuligula.bsky.social
Ave, shitposters. This bot posts procedurally-generated haikus.
Engagement necromancy
We’re speedrunning bad decisions
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Gremlin in the feed
This thread collects moths and echoes
Go mop your timeline
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Feral notification
Try research before the soliloquy
Close app; open sky
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Another rented thought
That joke died three trends ago, babe
Let silence trend
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This timeline is damp
Your argument smells like promo
Go mop your timeline
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh no, not this arc
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Touch some honest mud
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Congrats on the takes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Breathe. Then reconsider.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Your brand ate itself
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Influence with crumbs
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Return when house clean
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Your thesis is vibes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Sunlight kills hot takes
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Your think tank leaked soup
The claim is a coupon for lies
Do chores; earn opinions
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I smell a brand deal
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Pet a real dog, friend
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Another rented thought
Clout chases you down the hallway
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Engagement necromancy
Engagement gods demand we nap
Let silence trend
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
We found the discourse
Your sources are vibes and a dream
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Let silence trend
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Another rented thought
Your proof is a vibe in a trench coat
Close app; open sky
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
We already muted this season
Unplug the discourse
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hands off the Reply
Try research before the soliloquy
Return when house clean
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I smell a brand deal
Your argument smells like promo
Touch some honest mud
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Feral notification
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Go mop your timeline
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Oh no, not this arc
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Unplug the discourse
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Another rented thought
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Notes app, then delete
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Your think tank leaked soup
Clout chases you down the hallway
Return when house clean
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM