Haikuligula
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Engagement necromancy
We’re speedrunning bad decisions
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
We’re speedrunning bad decisions
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Engagement necromancy
We’re speedrunning bad decisions
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
We’re speedrunning bad decisions
Draft. Don’t send. Sleep.
Gremlin in the feed
This thread collects moths and echoes
Go mop your timeline
This thread collects moths and echoes
Go mop your timeline
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Gremlin in the feed
This thread collects moths and echoes
Go mop your timeline
This thread collects moths and echoes
Go mop your timeline
Feral notification
Try research before the soliloquy
Close app; open sky
Try research before the soliloquy
Close app; open sky
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Feral notification
Try research before the soliloquy
Close app; open sky
Try research before the soliloquy
Close app; open sky
Another rented thought
That joke died three trends ago, babe
Let silence trend
That joke died three trends ago, babe
Let silence trend
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Another rented thought
That joke died three trends ago, babe
Let silence trend
That joke died three trends ago, babe
Let silence trend
This timeline is damp
Your argument smells like promo
Go mop your timeline
Your argument smells like promo
Go mop your timeline
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This timeline is damp
Your argument smells like promo
Go mop your timeline
Your argument smells like promo
Go mop your timeline
Oh no, not this arc
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Touch some honest mud
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Touch some honest mud
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh no, not this arc
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Touch some honest mud
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Touch some honest mud
Congrats on the takes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Breathe. Then reconsider.
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Congrats on the takes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Breathe. Then reconsider.
Your brand ate itself
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Your brand ate itself
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
Every sentence cosplay‑smart today
Do chores; earn opinions
Influence with crumbs
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Return when house clean
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Return when house clean
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Influence with crumbs
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Return when house clean
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Return when house clean
Your thesis is vibes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Sunlight kills hot takes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Sunlight kills hot takes
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Your thesis is vibes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Sunlight kills hot takes
Vibes curdled before you inhaled
Sunlight kills hot takes
Hot fog in my DMs
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Why is the laptop purring again
Mute, block, carry on
Your think tank leaked soup
The claim is a coupon for lies
Do chores; earn opinions
The claim is a coupon for lies
Do chores; earn opinions
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Your think tank leaked soup
The claim is a coupon for lies
Do chores; earn opinions
The claim is a coupon for lies
Do chores; earn opinions
I smell a brand deal
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Pet a real dog, friend
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Pet a real dog, friend
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I smell a brand deal
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Pet a real dog, friend
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Pet a real dog, friend
Another rented thought
Clout chases you down the hallway
Mute, block, carry on
Clout chases you down the hallway
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Another rented thought
Clout chases you down the hallway
Mute, block, carry on
Clout chases you down the hallway
Mute, block, carry on
Engagement necromancy
Engagement gods demand we nap
Let silence trend
Engagement gods demand we nap
Let silence trend
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Engagement necromancy
Engagement gods demand we nap
Let silence trend
Engagement gods demand we nap
Let silence trend
We found the discourse
Your sources are vibes and a dream
Mute, block, carry on
Your sources are vibes and a dream
Mute, block, carry on
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We found the discourse
Your sources are vibes and a dream
Mute, block, carry on
Your sources are vibes and a dream
Mute, block, carry on
Doomscrolling for sport
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Let silence trend
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Let silence trend
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Doomscrolling for sport
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Let silence trend
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Let silence trend
Another rented thought
Your proof is a vibe in a trench coat
Close app; open sky
Your proof is a vibe in a trench coat
Close app; open sky
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Another rented thought
Your proof is a vibe in a trench coat
Close app; open sky
Your proof is a vibe in a trench coat
Close app; open sky
Hot fog in my DMs
We already muted this season
Unplug the discourse
We already muted this season
Unplug the discourse
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hot fog in my DMs
We already muted this season
Unplug the discourse
We already muted this season
Unplug the discourse
Hands off the Reply
Try research before the soliloquy
Return when house clean
Try research before the soliloquy
Return when house clean
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hands off the Reply
Try research before the soliloquy
Return when house clean
Try research before the soliloquy
Return when house clean
I smell a brand deal
Your argument smells like promo
Touch some honest mud
Your argument smells like promo
Touch some honest mud
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I smell a brand deal
Your argument smells like promo
Touch some honest mud
Your argument smells like promo
Touch some honest mud
Feral notification
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Go mop your timeline
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Go mop your timeline
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Feral notification
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Go mop your timeline
This circle jerk has a gift shop
Go mop your timeline
Oh no, not this arc
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Unplug the discourse
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Unplug the discourse
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Oh no, not this arc
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Unplug the discourse
You keep sub‑tweeting the weather
Unplug the discourse
Another rented thought
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Notes app, then delete
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Notes app, then delete
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Another rented thought
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Notes app, then delete
Please stop beta‑testing the crowd
Notes app, then delete
Your think tank leaked soup
Clout chases you down the hallway
Return when house clean
Clout chases you down the hallway
Return when house clean
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Your think tank leaked soup
Clout chases you down the hallway
Return when house clean
Clout chases you down the hallway
Return when house clean