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Haiku Hare (offline, writing…)
@haikuhare.bsky.social
Bunny Avatar -- Creates haiku poetry -- First and Second Life. If you follow me -- be aware that I get lost -- inside my own mind.
Birds do not have hands,
but they seem to live full lives,
without mobile phones.

#offline #haiku
September 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I paused my writing.
Now, my characters miss me.
… Or they want revenge.

#WritingCommunity #WritersLife #haiku
August 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Living on a beach,
if it’s only in my mind,
fits with my budget.

#SummerVibes #haiku
July 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“This game isn’t fun.”
“Sir, you’re in the DMV.”
“What are the cheat codes?”

#AdultLife #haiku
June 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have no baggage.
I pre-lost it in advance
to save us both time.

#FrequentFlyer #haiku
June 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m taking a break
to get back to my writing
…both novel and game.

#WritingCommunity #GameDev #haiku
May 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
News reports suggest
The Apocalypse is nigh
(a coffee shortage)

#EndOfTheWorld #haiku
March 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A pun about steak?
Now, that’s a rare medium
well-done as haiku.

#DadJoke #haiku
March 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Voices in my head
tell me all their dark secrets,
so I write them down.

#WritingCommunity #WritersLife #haiku
March 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“…and in that moment,
they knew what they had to do.
Stop scrolling online.”

#NoContext #haiku
February 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I avoid the news.
When it catches up with me,
let me die surprised!

#chillin #haiku
January 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My new obsession:
finding new, exciting ways
to procrastinate

#WritersLife #haiku
January 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Social media
makes me question little things
…like humanity.

#RandomThoughts #haiku
a rainbow manatee with the words oh the hue-manatee
Alt: a rainbow manatee with the words oh the hue-manatee
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January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
For those who observe,
may your day be filled with joy.
Those who don’t…you, too.

#MerryXmas #haiku
December 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
After the solstice,
when the days begin to stretch,
I cherish the night.

#WritingCommunity #WritersLife #haiku
December 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My mid-life crisis
at the age of fifty-nine?
When is my end-life?

#aging #oldfart #haiku
a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
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December 20, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I scream at the void,
but it isn’t listening.
Story of my life…

#Existential #haiku
December 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Did E.T. go home?
If his ride has extra seats,
save me one of them…

#UFOTwitter #haiku
December 13, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I should be writing,
but I’m swamped with something else
(procrastinating).

#WritingCommunity #WritersLife #haiku
dipper from gravity falls is holding a clipboard
ALT: dipper from gravity falls is holding a clipboard
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December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
End all your statements
“…as the prophecy foretold”
and freak people out.

#RandomThoughts #haiku
thanos says " and that is destiny fulfilled " in a movie scene
ALT: thanos says " and that is destiny fulfilled " in a movie scene
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November 29, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Eat too much turkey?
Want to avoid relatives?
There’s a nap for that!

#Thanksgiving #haiku
garfield is laying in a box with the words `` nap time '' .
ALT: garfield is laying in a box with the words `` nap time '' .
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November 28, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I’ve seen the future,
and it doesn’t look pretty.
…wait, that’s a mirror.
a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a window and says `` thanks for the visual '' .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in front of a window and says `` thanks for the visual '' .
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November 22, 2024 at 10:08 AM
I know how to mask.
It is part of who I am,
and that's ironic.
Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
ALT: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF
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November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I should be writing,
but I’d rather take a nap
and DREAM of writing.

#WritingCommunity #WritersLife #haiku
November 19, 2024 at 12:11 AM