Haiku From Last Night
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Haiku From Last Night
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Everyday I'm counting syllables. 5️⃣/7️⃣/5️⃣ Brooklyn-based writer making haiku purists big mad since 2015.
our no-no affair
began very hush-hush then
had to go bye-bye

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November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
one thing about bars
watching how patrons went home
it was staggering

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November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hahaha yes. I remember when I lived in Chicago the first thing I would tell new arrivals to the city was to invest in a heavy winter coat. Maybe the New York version of that is some good noise canceling earbuds!
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
i don’t need air pods
i need headphone cords i don’t
need to unravel

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November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i'm like eighties songs
i'll make you feel feelings then
fade out at the end

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November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
buy less things and more
experiences — but invest
in a good backpack

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November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
jet lag struggles mean
the only way to repair
my sleep is sleeping
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
i moved to new york
to pursue my true passion:
minding my business

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November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
hockey player friends
ice figure skater crushes
me on zamboni

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November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
worst part of travel
the gnawing feeling you still
need to return home

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November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
writing haiku means
thirteen hundred edits to
get to just three lines

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November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
well well well if it
isn't that famous mountain
from that one painting
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
my tombstone will read:
“never wished someone happy
birthday on LinkedIn”

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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
hello from japan
where haiku obsession leads
to (and vice-versa)

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November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
waitress dropped the check
and i said “what’s the damage?”
guess i’m my dad now

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November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"i voted” stickers
are cool plus there’s a bonus
you get to vote too

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November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
my superpower:
always perfect cereal
to milk ratio

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November 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
take it all apart
then rebuild that lego set
into cooler toys
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i have not quit these
been in west coast where prompts at
three a.m. are tough
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
brewing the day’s pot
of coffee, i relate to
werewolves at dusk
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
to a narcissist
the world's most beautiful sound
is their own echo
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
writing haiku is
like bringing a good bottle
from the wine cellar
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
might fuck around and
gaze into the abyss just
to see what happens
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM